A Dark Twist on Humor and Reality
Mike Malloy:
What the fuck are you doing? Is this a fucking joke?
Mossberg:
Oh yeah, and the punchline's a killer!
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Exploring Preferences in Unconventional Experiences
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Marriage Struggles and Communication Issues
Scott: [''Answers phone rings'']
It's Amy.
Carter McMullen:
Oh, well you probably want to take that don't you since you're practically married already.
Mike Malloy:
Guess what I do: When I'm 80 miles away from my wife, I turn off my fucking phone! Then she can't call me, she can't text me, she can't make me send a photo of where I'm at because she's insecure!
Scott:
That's why your marriage sucks.
Mike Malloy:
Well, she put on 30 pounds so...
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Betrayal Among Friends Over Desire
Scott:
You do this to your own fucking friends?
Carter McMullen:
When it comes to pussy, I have no friends!
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A Danger That Refuses to Die
Amy: [''pinning Carter's hands to the table'']
The problem is... HE'S STILL ALIVE!
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Viktor's Intense Confrontation and Threats
Viktor: [''Electrocuting one of the guards with his own cattle prod''; ''Mockingly'']
Die, you motherfucker! You die now, motherfucker! Now I fuck your mother now!
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Comment on attractiveness and familial relationships
Mike Malloy:
Dude, they are hot. I bet you they hate their fathers.
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The Value of a Pity Relationship
Mike Malloy:
A pity fuck is still a fuck, dude!
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