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"Welcome to your worst nightmare."

R 2006 · 1h 34m
60
Audience
60
Audience
22 quotes
Exploring the Limits of Fear and Risk
Taglines What is the worst can happen.
The Connection Between Food and Humanity
Paxton ...you need a fork there chief?
[''The Dutch Businessman eating a salad with hands'']
The Dutch Businessman No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.
Paxton Well, I'm a vegetarian.
The Dutch Businessman I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.
Paxton Well I'm human and it's not my nature.
The Dutch Businessman Tell me... what is your nature...?
[''To Josh''; ''Places his hand on Josh's leg'']
Josh WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!
The Dutch Businessman Sorry, sorry...
[''Quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment'']
Josh Fucking freak! Jesus!
[''Still very weirded out''; ''Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically'']
Paxton ] just groped Josh!
[''Laughing''; [w:Edward Scissorhands|Edward Saladhands]
Oli Ooooooh...!
[waving his fingers menacingly]
Paxton Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!
[''Still laughing'']
Josh Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.
[still visibly pissed]
Unexpected Terminology in a Group Conversation
Óli Guys, this is fucking awsome, man.
Óli I'm the first in line for snípur.
Alex Snípur?
Paxton Oh, ] for "clit".
[[w:Icelandic language|that's Icelandic]
Josh Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wana say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
Alex Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.
Travel Expectations and Realities
Josh Did we come all the way to Europe to smoke pot?
Oli Hey, I came all the way from Iceland.
The Desire for Meaningful Existence
Josh You... Why?
The Dutch Businessman I always wanted to be a surgeon. But the boards would not pass me. Can you guess why? You see? So I went into business. But business is so boring. You buy things you sell them, you make money you spend money. What kind of life is that? A surgeon, he holds the very essence of life in his hands - your life. He touches it.
The Dutch Businessman He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it.
Josh Please just let me go, please...
The Dutch Businessman You want to go? Is that what you want?
Embracing the Freedom of Movement
Óli King of the swing.
Legal Boundaries in Unusual Circumstances
Paxton We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam.
Oli's Voicemail Message
Óli Hæ, þetta er Óli, leggðu inn skilaboð og ég hringi í þig. (Hi, this is Oli, leave a message and I'll call you)
Advice to Manage Discomfort
Taglines Try not to puke.
Viking Humor in Unlikely Conversation
Josh Can't you keep your Viking ass in your pants for, like, two seconds?
Óli Hey, man, I shaved my ass just for you.
Josh Okey, all right.
Óli My Viking balls too.
Josh Okey, stop.
A Moment of Confusion Among Friends
Óli Djöfulsins (literal translation: ] / in context translation: Fuck).
[[w:devil|devil]
Paxton What was that?
Caution About Spending in Unfamiliar Places
Paxton Excuse me, I uh... excuse me. How is it in there?
Man Be careful.
[''Referring to the torture chamber'']
Paxton Why's that?
Man You could, spend ALL YOUR MONEY... in there.
A Transactional Relationship Defined by Money
Natalya I get a lot of money for you. That makes you MY bitch.
[''To Paxton verbally abusing her with misogynistic obscenities'']
The Universality of Sexual Experiences
The American Client I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere and the bottom line is: Pussy is pussy. You know, every strip club, every whore house, every... It's all the same shit. You know, I just fucked a girl two days ago and I don't even remember the color of her tits. But this... This is something you never forget, right? RIGHT?
Paxton Never...
The American Client Never, right.
Frustration with a friend's impulsive behavior
Josh Can't you keep your fucking Viking ass in your pants for two seconds?
[''To Óli'']
Inspired by Real-Life Events
Taglines Inspired by true events.
A Tense Decision Among Friends
Paxton ], motherfucker.
[[w:Amsterdam|Amsterdam]
Josh Okey
Paxton Come on, let's go. Where are we going?
Óli ]. Time for snípur (])
[[w:De Wallen|Red-light district; [w:clitoris|clitoris]
Josh Let's go to the coffee shop first, then get some snípur.
Josh Hey, I think the ] is around here.
[[w:Anne Frank House|Anne Frank house]
Consequences of Violence and Memory
The German Surgeon Genug, spreche nicht mehr (That's enough, don't speak anymore).
Paxton Wenn du mich tötest, wird es dein Leben zerstören. Jedesmal, wenn du deine Augen schließt, wirst du mich sehen. Ich werde jede Nacht in deinen Alpträumen sein. Dein ganzes Leben lang, ich werde es zerstören (If you kill me, it will destroy your life. Every time you close your eyes you will see me. I'll be in your nightmares every night. All your life, I will destroy it).
Celebrating a Moment of Triumph
Óli King of the swing!
Innocence and Perception of Beauty
Óli This is Sunneva, my daughter.
The Dutch Businessman Very pretty.
Óli She's 6
Desperation Meets Financial Power Dynamics
Josh Please! I have money! I'll fucking pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!
[''In the torture chamber'']
Josh Yeah!
The Dutch Businessman No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!
Debating Purpose of Their European Trip
Josh Come one
Josh Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot?
Óli Hey, I came all the way from ], man.
[[w:Iceland|Iceland]
Paxton Yea, what if we did?
Josh We did that every day in college. Why not, like you know, check out a museum?
Paxton No, you're right. We should go to a museum. How about the hemp museum?