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Soup or Duck: A Culinary Dilemma
Benson
Call down to the galley and order some soup.
Block
Yes, sir.
Benson
Ah, I love soup. At least I think I do. Blasted shell, it's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?
Block
Duck, sir
Block
Are you alright, sir?
Benson
Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?
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Miscommunication About the Mission's Timing
Benson
Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast
Block
Err... I think that's enemy coast sir
Benson
Huh? Coast? That'll take a bit more planning. But it doesn't matter...
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Benson's Unusual Pants Explanation
Benson
Some of you may be wondering what's wrong with my pants. Well, they ran out of material when they got to the knee, so don't give me any shit.
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Humor in the Atmosphere
Taglines
There's something funny in the air.
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Shared Names and Surprising Connections
Block
Admiral Benson!
Benson
Really? That's my name too
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Identity and Meaning in a Comedic Exchange
Block
Topper Harley ?
Topper
Once perhaps... Now I'm called Tchukachinchina.
Block
What does it meen ?
Topper
Fluffy bunny feet.
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Miscommunication About Location in Hawaii
Block
How are ya, Sir?
Benson
Hawaii?! God-damnit, man, I'm supposed to be in California!
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The Importance of Responsibility in Leadership
Benson
You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... But that's my job !
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Accidental Remarks and Blue Eyes
Topper
It was an accident.
Gregory
Accident, my deep-blue eyes.
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Crabs and Confusion in a Comedic Exchange
Benson
I slipped on a crab, who put that crab there?
Sailor
I didn't see any crab Sir
Benson
Don't give me that, there were 2 crabs, they work in pairs
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The Ultimate Movie Experience
Taglines
The mother of all movies!
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Affordable Entertainment with Unmatched Quality
Taglines
Unprecendented! Uncut! Under 10 dollars!
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Benson's Humorous Reflection on War Injuries
Benson
Help me read this, my eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at the battle of Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
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Benson's Unsuccessful Flying Experience
Benson
You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one of them. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
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