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Humor in the Atmosphere
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There's something funny in the air.
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The Ultimate Movie Experience
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Identity and Meaning in a Comedic Exchange
Block:
Topper Harley ?
Topper:
Once perhaps... Now I'm called Tchukachinchina.
Block:
What does it meen ?
Topper:
Fluffy bunny feet.
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The Importance of Responsibility in Leadership
Benson:
You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots ... But that's my job !
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Crabs and Confusion in a Comedic Exchange
Benson:
I slipped on a crab, who put that crab there?
Sailor:
I didn't see any crab Sir
Benson:
Don't give me that, there were 2 crabs, they work in pairs
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Shared Names and Surprising Connections
Block:
Admiral Benson!
Benson:
Really? That's my name too
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Benson's Unusual Pants Explanation
Benson:
Some of you may be wondering what's wrong with my pants. Well, they ran out of material when they got to the knee, so don't give me any shit.
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Miscommunication About Location in Hawaii
Block:
How are ya, Sir?
Benson:
Hawaii?! God-damnit, man, I'm supposed to be in California!
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Accidental Remarks and Blue Eyes
Topper:
It was an accident.
Gregory:
Accident, my deep-blue eyes.
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Benson's Humorous Reflection on War Injuries
Benson:
Help me read this, my eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at the battle of Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
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Soup or Duck: A Culinary Dilemma
Benson:
Call down to the galley and order some soup.
Block:
Yes, sir.
Benson:
Ah, I love soup. At least I think I do. Blasted shell, it's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?
Block:
Duck, sir
Block:
Are you alright, sir?
Benson:
Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?
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Miscommunication About the Mission's Timing
Benson:
Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes we hit the enemy toast
Block:
Err... I think that's enemy coast sir
Benson:
Huh? Coast? That'll take a bit more planning. But it doesn't matter...
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Benson's Unsuccessful Flying Experience
Benson:
You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one of them. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
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