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Howard the Duck Quotes

"More adventure than humanly possible."

PG 1986 · 1h 50m
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30 quotes
Frustration Expressed by Howard T. Duck
Howard T. Duck Hit my ]"?  How about "hit my ]"?!  Talk about ]!
[[planet; [living room; [invasion of privacy]
Self-Pity is Not an Option
Howard T. Duck I can't sit here on my tail feathers feeling ] for myself.
[[sorry]
Feeling Lost and Directionless
Howard T. Duck Hey.  If I had some place to go, I certainly wouldn't be in ].
[[Cleveland|Cleve-Land]
Mastery Demands Respect and Recognition
Howard T. Duck No one laughs at a master of ]!
[[kong fu|quack-fu]
Farewell to Duckworld
Howard T. Duck Good bye, Duckworld.
A Unique Perspective on Perseverance
Howard T. Duck   On my planet, we never say die; we say—not my shorts!  You ]!
[''guards are searching Howard''; [perverts]
Invitation to Watch Together
Beverly Switzler Come on, let's watch ].
[[Late Night with David Letterman|David Letterman]
Beverly's Farewell to the Duck
Beverly Switzler But if that's the way you want it, then so long, duckie!
Howard T. Duck Observes His Surroundings
Howard T. Duck   They look ].  Get em a ].
[''seeing some [[humans|hairless apes; [hungry; [banana]
Transition Between Old and New Realms
One of the Dark Overlords of the Universe You are about to ] the ] of the old ] and the ] of the new.
[[observe|witness; [end; [world; [birth]
A Playful Reminder on Deception
Howard T. Duck *This line is a play on the ] ], "It's not nice to fool ].
[[Chiffon margarine; [advertising slogans; [Mother Nature; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrTPrp-fW8]
Howard T. Duck's Turning Point
Howard T. Duck That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck.  Hey, let the ] ] go!  Every ] has his limit, and you, scum, have pushed me over the line.
[[female; [human|creature; [duck]
A Duck's Perspective on Unfortunate Circumstances
Howard T. Duck ], if you got blasted millions of miles through ], ended up on another ], and were given an ] ] by a ], you'd be a little ], too!
[[Listen; [space; [planet; [I.Q.; [test; [janitor; [pissed off]
A Unique Perspective on Identity
Howard T. Duck ]?  Uh huh.  That's a ] ] name for this ].
[[Cleveland|Cleve-Land; [perfect; [weird; [planet]
Howard the Duck: Ready to Fight for Earth
Howard T. Duck Phil, no duck is an island, and if Fate sent me here to save Earth, then Howard the Duck is ready to fight!
Howard T. Duck's Identity Expression
Howard T. Duck I'm a ] ].
[[dead; [duck]
Frustration and Desire for Freedom
Howard T. Duck I've had enough!  I wanna see my ]!    I've got ], you know!  I'm ]!
[[lawyer; ''Lieutenant Welker [[chuckles; [rights; [suing]
Howard's Bold Statement on Consequences
Howard T. Duck That's right: ] ]!  One bite, and it's ] ] in five ]!
[[space; [rabies; [agonising; [death; [seconds]
Loss and Consequence in Howard's Perspective
Howard T. Duck If ] ] us to ], he wouldn't have taken away our ].
[[God; [intended; [fly; [wings]
Destruction of All Life Forms
One of the Dark Overlords of the Universe This will mean the ] of all ] life forms.
[[extinction; [existing]
Hope for an Uncertain Reunion
Beverly Switzler I don't know where you are now, but I hope you're ] there.  ] didn't treat you very ], but you ] it, didn't you?
[[happier; [Earth|This world; [good; [saved]
Beverly's Struggle with Intense Attraction
Beverly Switzler I just can't resist your intense ].
[[animal magnetism]
Desperation in Howard's Voice
Howard T. Duck ] ] commit desperate ]!
[[Desperate; [ducks; [acts]
Questioning Howard's Fate
Howard T. Duck ] in ], is this the end of Howard?
[[God|Great Duck; [Heaven]
Transformation of the Dark Overlord
One of the Dark Overlords of the Universe I no longer ] ] ].
[[need; [human; [food]
Beverly Switzler Inquires About Payment
Beverly Switzler   You'll get the cheque?
[''to the Dark Overlord of the Universe possessing the body of Dr. Walter Jenning'']
Howard T. Duck on Confronting Dark Overlords
Howard T. Duck It's not ] to ] with a Dark Overlord!
[[nice; [fool]
Life Forms and Their Differences
Tommy Swerdlow Different ] is one thing, different life forms is another.
[[lifestyles]
Frustration with Unwanted Handling
Howard T. Duck You're ruffling my ]!  Put me down, you big, ].
[[feathers; [human|hairless ape]
Imminent Threat from the Dark Overlords
One of the Dark Overlords of the Universe An ] unlike any you can ] is about to engulf the ].
[[evil; [imagine; [Earth]