Howard the Duck (1986) - Quotes

Imminent Threat from the Dark Overlords

One of the Dark Overlords of the Universe: [[evil; [imagine; [Earth] An ] unlike any you can ] is about to engulf the ].

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Destruction of All Life Forms

One of the Dark Overlords of the Universe: [[extinction; [existing] This will mean the ] of all ] life forms.

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Transition Between Old and New Realms

One of the Dark Overlords of the Universe: [[observe|witness; [end; [world; [birth] You are about to ] the ] of the old ] and the ] of the new.

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Transformation of the Dark Overlord

One of the Dark Overlords of the Universe: [[need; [human; [food] I no longer ] ] ].

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Life Forms and Their Differences

Tommy Swerdlow: [[lifestyles] Different ] is one thing, different life forms is another.

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Hope for an Uncertain Reunion

Beverly Switzler: [[happier; [Earth|This world; [good; [saved] I don't know where you are now, but I hope you're ] there.  ] didn't treat you very ], but you ] it, didn't you?

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Beverly Switzler Inquires About Payment

Beverly Switzler: [''to the Dark Overlord of the Universe possessing the body of Dr. Walter Jenning'']   You'll get the cheque?

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Beverly's Struggle with Intense Attraction

Beverly Switzler: [[animal magnetism] I just can't resist your intense ].

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Invitation to Watch Together

Beverly Switzler: [[Late Night with David Letterman|David Letterman] Come on, let's watch ].

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Beverly's Farewell to the Duck

Beverly Switzler: But if that's the way you want it, then so long, duckie!

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Farewell to Duckworld

Howard T. Duck: Good bye, Duckworld.

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Howard the Duck: Ready to Fight for Earth

Howard T. Duck: Phil, no duck is an island, and if Fate sent me here to save Earth, then Howard the Duck is ready to fight!

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Loss and Consequence in Howard's Perspective

Howard T. Duck: [[God; [intended; [fly; [wings] If ] ] us to ], he wouldn't have taken away our ].

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A Playful Reminder on Deception

Howard T. Duck: [[Chiffon margarine; [advertising slogans; [Mother Nature; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrTPrp-fW8] *This line is a play on the ] ], "It's not nice to fool ].

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Howard T. Duck on Confronting Dark Overlords

Howard T. Duck: [[nice; [fool] It's not ] to ] with a Dark Overlord!

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Questioning Howard's Fate

Howard T. Duck: [[God|Great Duck; [Heaven] ] in ], is this the end of Howard?

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Frustration with Unwanted Handling

Howard T. Duck: [[feathers; [human|hairless ape] You're ruffling my ]!  Put me down, you big, ].

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Desperation in Howard's Voice

Howard T. Duck: [[Desperate; [ducks; [acts] ] ] commit desperate ]!

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A Unique Perspective on Perseverance

Howard T. Duck: [''guards are searching Howard''; [perverts]   On my planet, we never say die; we say—not my shorts!  You ]!

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Frustration and Desire for Freedom

Howard T. Duck: [[lawyer; ''Lieutenant Welker [[chuckles; [rights; [suing] I've had enough!  I wanna see my ]!    I've got ], you know!  I'm ]!

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Frustration Expressed by Howard T. Duck

Howard T. Duck: [[planet; [living room; [invasion of privacy] Hit my ]"?  How about "hit my ]"?!  Talk about ]!

Howard's Bold Statement on Consequences

Howard T. Duck: [[space; [rabies; [agonising; [death; [seconds] That's right: ] ]!  One bite, and it's ] ] in five ]!

Self-Pity is Not an Option

Howard T. Duck: [[sorry] I can't sit here on my tail feathers feeling ] for myself.

A Duck's Perspective on Unfortunate Circumstances

Howard T. Duck: [[Listen; [space; [planet; [I.Q.; [test; [janitor; [pissed off] ], if you got blasted millions of miles through ], ended up on another ], and were given an ] ] by a ], you'd be a little ], too!

Howard T. Duck Observes His Surroundings

Howard T. Duck: [''seeing some [[humans|hairless apes; [hungry; [banana]   They look ].  Get em a ].

Feeling Lost and Directionless

Howard T. Duck: [[Cleveland|Cleve-Land] Hey.  If I had some place to go, I certainly wouldn't be in ].

A Unique Perspective on Identity

Howard T. Duck: [[Cleveland|Cleve-Land; [perfect; [weird; [planet] ]?  Uh huh.  That's a ] ] name for this ].

Mastery Demands Respect and Recognition

Howard T. Duck: [[kong fu|quack-fu] No one laughs at a master of ]!

Howard T. Duck's Turning Point

Howard T. Duck: [[female; [human|creature; [duck] That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck.  Hey, let the ] ] go!  Every ] has his limit, and you, scum, have pushed me over the line.