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Cherishing Youth Before It Fades Away
Lonnie Bannon
I wouldn't mind driving her the long way home.
Hud Bannon
You ought to take a crack at that. Get all the good you can out of seventeen cause it sure wears out in one hell of a hurry.
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Hud's Preferences: Love and Fighting
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After lovin Hud liked fightin best...after fightin Hud liked lovin best!
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Humor in Serious Situations
Hud Bannon
Lay off him, he's diabetic; don't worry, I'll cool his temperature but good. Relax, Fantan; you'll be able to charge a stud fee for yourself, after that story gets around town.
[Having slept with Joe's wife, Hud blames it on Lonnie - who has just come to collect Hud. Joe is ready to murder Lonnie on the spot, but Hud prevents him from doing so; to Lonnie, as they're driving away]
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Critique of Selfishness and Lack of Empathy
Homer Bannon
You don't care about people Hud, you don't give a damn about em. Oh, you got all that charm goin for ya, and it makes the youngsters want to be like ya. That's the shame of it cause you don't value nothin', you don't respect nothin'. You keep no check on your appetites at all. You live just for yourself. And that makes you not fit to live with.
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Conflict and Apologies in Relationships
Hud Bannon
Well, it looks like we're losing a good cook. Maybe we should've boosted your salary. You're not letting that little ruckus we had run you off, are you?
[He smiles; She gazes at him but doesn't say anything]
Alma
So far as I can get on a bus ticket.
[evenly]
Hud Bannon
Are you claiming I'm the first guy who ever put his foot in your door? But I'm the first one who ever got rough, huh...? Well, I'm sorry. That wasn't my style. I don't usually get rough with my women. I generally don't have to.
[She shakes her head negatively; He smiles again]
Alma
You're rough on everybody.
Hud Bannon
So they tell me.
[unruffled]
Alma
You want to know something funny? It would have happened eventually, without the roughhousing. You look pretty good without your shirt on, you know...The sight of that through the kitchen window made me put my dish towel down more than once.
Hud Bannon
Why didn't you speak up sooner?
[wry]
Hud Bannon
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
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Self-Reliance Amidst Past Hardships
Hud Bannon
You're a fine housekeeper, a fine cook, and a fine laundress. What else are you good at?
Alma Brown
Taking care of myself.
Hud Bannon
A piece of corn-silk like you shouldn't need to.
Alma Brown
That's what my first husband used to tell me. Then he took my wallet and my gasoline card, left me stranded at a hotel in downtown Albuquerque.
Hud Bannon
What did you do, wear your curlers to bed? Is that why he made for the hills?
Alma Brown
He was a gambler. He's probably up at Vegas right now, dealing all night and losing it back in the daytime.
Hud Bannon
Man like that sounds no better than a heel.
Alma Brown
Aren't you all?
Hud Bannon
Honey, don't go shooting all the dogs just because one of them's got fleas.
Alma Brown
I was married to Ed for six years. Only thing he was ever good for was scratching my back where I couldn't reach it.
Hud Bannon
You still got that itch?
Alma Brown
Off and on.
Hud Bannon
Well, let me know when it gets to bothering you.
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Afternoon Rendezvous and Suspicion
Alma Brown
You and your car smell like Chanel #5. You weren't riding the range this afternoon, were you?
Hud Bannon
I sure wasn't.
Alma Brown
How does Truman Peters's wife make time for you, in the middle of the day?
Hud Bannon
She just drops everything for me, honey.
Alma Brown
I guess it beats housework, doesn't it?
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A Tense Exchange Over Alcohol and Boundaries
Hud Bannon
...Where's my Jack Daniels?
Alma Brown
I'd say you already drank it.
Alma Brown
I don't like sudden passes.
Hud Bannon
Well, there's another coming up on your right.
Alma Brown
Don't you ever ask?
Hud Bannon
The only question I ever ask any woman is, "What time is your husband coming home?" Now come on, let's get our shoelaces untied.
Alma Brown
I've been asked with more finesse in my day.
Hud Bannon
I wouldn't want to come off crude. Want some perfume?
Alma Brown
Sure; how about some colored beads and wampum, while you're at it?
Hud Bannon
Whatever I need to make you trade.
Alma Brown
Thanks, but I've done my time with one cold-blooded bastard; I'm not looking for another.
Hud Bannon
It's too late, honey. You've already found him.
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Life's Inevitability of Mortality
Hud Bannon
It happens to everybody - Nobody gets out of life alive.
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Self-reliance in a harsh world
Hud Bannon
If you don't look out for yourself, the only helping hand you'll ever get is when they lower your pine box.
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The Quickness of Destruction Compared to Growth
Homer Bannon
It don't take long to kill things, not like it takes to grow.
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Consequences of Impure Thoughts in Adolescence
Alma Brown
Boys with impure thoughts break into acne. Keep it up and you'll see.
[to Lonnie]
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Interpretation of Law and Personal Morality
Homer Bannon
Don't do that, Hud; they help keep the country clean. Besides, it's against the law.
Hud Bannon
Well, I've always thought the law was meant to be interpreted in a lenient manner. Sometimes I lean one way and sometimes I lean the other.
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The Inevitability of Life's Challenges
Hud Bannon
You know something Fantan? This world is so full of crap, a man's gonna get into it sooner or later whether he's careful or not.
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The Impact of Admiration on Morality
Homer Bannon
Little by little the look of the country changes because of the men we admire. You're just going to have to make up your own mind one day about what's right and wrong.
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Moral Dilemmas in Business Ethics
Homer Bannon
That's your solution for getting out of a tight fix? To pass bad beef on to my neighbors who wouldn't know what they was getting? Or risk starting an epidemic in the entire country?
Hud Bannon
This country is run on epidemics; where you been? Price-fixing, crooked TV shows, inflated expense accounts...How many honest men you know? Why, if you separate the saints from the sinners, you're lucky to wind up with Abraham Lincoln. Now I want out of this spread what I put into it, so let's dip our bread into that gravy while it's still hot!
Homer Bannon
You're an unprincipled man, Hud.
Hud Bannon
Don't let that worry you none. You got enough for both of us.
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A Request for a Clean Shirt
Hud Bannon
Give me a clean white shirt.
Alma Brown
Boy, you're real big with the "please" and "thank you," aren't you?
Hud Bannon
Please get up off your lazy butt and get me a clean white shirt. Thank you.
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Conflict Over Parking and Flowers
Alma Brown
Why do you ALWAYS park that thing in my flowers!?
Hud Bannon
Because you keep planting them where I park, that's why.
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The Man with the Barbed Wire Soul
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The man with the barbed wire soul!
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Understanding the Essence of Truth
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It's truth you will understand!
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