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Consequences of Leaving Someone for Dead
Ben
Happy 4th of July, Julie!
Julie
Please, it was an accident!
[''terrified'']
Ben
I know all about the accidents, and let me give you some advice: When you leave a man for dead, make sure he's REALLY dead!
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The Importance of Concealing the Truth
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If you're going to bury the truth, make sure it stays buried.
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Helen's Aspirations for Artistic Success
Helen
Well, Bob. At summer's end, I plan on moving to New York where I'll pursue a career as a serious actress. It's my goal to entertain the world through artistic expression. Through art, I shall serve my country.
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Uncovering the Truth Behind David Egan's Death
Ray
Julie, what are you doing here?
Julie
We didn't kill David Egan. It was someone else on the road that night.
Ray
What are you talking about?
Julie
I think it was Susie's father, Ben Willis. He's a fisherman.
Ray
But they found David's body in the water.
Julie
Yeah, I know, but I think Ben Willis killed David Egan!
Ray
Wait a second. You think this Willis guy killed David, then we killed him?
Julie
Yeah, but what if he didn't die, Ray? What if he's still alive?
Ray
This is crazy. Come aboard. Come inside.
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A Hook Awaiting Its Next Victim
Taglines
Someone's got a hook to wield...
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Secrets Lurk Beneath South Port's Surface
Taglines
Welcome to South Port, the perfect small town. But beneath the surface, there are secrets that just won't stay buried.
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Confrontation Over Attitudes Between Friends
Ray
What can I do for you, Max?
Max
You can wipe that my-shit-don't-stink grin off your face.
Ray
Okay Max, will do. Have a goodnight.
Max
You almost got that rich boy act down Ray.
Ray
We'll be seeing you Max.
Max
Yup. Take care Julie.
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Confronting Ignorance Amidst a Murder Crisis
Helen
Listen, you little shit-stick-mayberry-ass reject. There's been a murder, and you are going to fry in hell if you ignore it!
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Confrontation and Disbelief Among Friends
Barry
I know what you did last summer?
Barry
Ooooooh! What a crock of shit.
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Confronting Fear and Unequal Threats
Julie
Barry, stop!
Barry
No! Wake up, Julie. He's behind all this! How many fucked up fishermen are out there?
Ray
Look, he's after me too! I got a letter.
Barry
Oh, you got a letter? I got run over! Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a body in her trunk, and you got a letter? That's balanced!
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Reflecting on a Diminished Reputation
Elsa
Is the dried-out, washed-up has-been having a moment?
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Confrontation Over Misunderstood Evidence
Sheriff
Oh, and did this killer use his hook to cut all your hair off?
Helen
No. He used scissors, asshole.
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Secrets and Fear from Last Summer
Taglines
Someone knows their secret, someone knows they're scared, and someone knows what they did last summer.
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Accident Leads to Tension Among Friends
Barry
Jesus Christ, my fuckin car. Fuck! Can't you see where you're going??
Ray
Look, it came out of nowhere, I didn't see it.
Julie
A dog couldn't have done that.
Barry
Yeah well a fucking deer could.
Ray
You dropped your bottle, I was just...
Barry
My dad is gonna freak on my ass.
Helen
It was an accident leave him alone.
Julie
Where is it? If it was a deer, then where is it?
Ray
Maybe it ran off.
Helen
I hope so, I hope we didn't kill it.
Barry
Fuck that. Lets go.
Julie
Oh, my God.
[picks up a man's boot out of the gutter]
Ray
No way.
Julie
Oh, my God.
Helen
But I thought...
Ray
I didn't see it.
Barry
No there's no way.
Julie
Oh, my God, this isn't happening.
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Consequences of Fun on Independence Day
Ben
You in some kind of trouble, child?
Julie
Yes, yeah. I'm in a lot of trouble.
Ben
That's a shame, being that it's the 4th of July and all. Kids like you should be out having fun. Drinking, partying, running people over, getting away with murder... things like that.
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A Deadly Secret Unfolds Among Friends
Taglines
This secret is about to kill them all!
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Plans for the Future Amidst Uncertainty
Helen
By that time I'll just be finishing my two year contract with Guiding Light, coinciding with your first year as starting quarterback for the Steelers.
Barry
Cowboys.
Helen
Whatever. Then we can elope to Europe, or the Caymans. Wherever, where I'll let you impregnate me with the first of 3 children before you head off to rehab. Then we can live happily, blah blah blah.
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Questioning the Impact of Their Actions
Julie
Helen, we killed a man and ruined the lives of everyone he knew.
Helen
I don't think we were that powerful, Julie. You're giving us way too much credit.
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Tension Escalates Over Last Summer's Events
Barry
How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer.
Julie
Yeah. Well, only one murder comes to mind.
Barry
YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
[gets really furious]
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Unexpected Physical Discovery
Ray
I never knew her breasts were so... ample.
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Uncertainty Surrounds a Mysterious Death
Ray
I think he's dead.
Barry
Shit! Fuck!
Helen
Who is he?
Ray
I can't tell, his face is all messed up.
Barry
What the hell was he doing out here?!
Julie
We've got to call the police and get an ambulance out here.
Barry
Hey, hey, what's your hurry? The guy's dead.
Julie
You're not a doctor you don't make that descison.
Barry
Use your brain Julie; we call the police and were fucked.
Julie
It was an accident.
Ray
Look, lets think about this a minute.
Julie
Think about what? Think about what? He was crossing the road in the middle of the night okay, it was an accident, you weren't drinking or speeding.
Ray
There's liquor all over the car.
Julie
But you're sober.
Ray
They will never believe I was driving.
Barry
It's my car, they'll nail my ass.
Helen
That's not true.
Barry
Are you kidding? Look at me, I'm drunk as shit, I'm fucked.
Helen
So we'll call the police, just tell them the truth, they'll believe us.
Ray
It's manslaughter. We're gonna fry no matter who takes the fall.
Barry
Then we leave right now.
Julie
No way, are you crazy?
Ray
The grille's busted, there's blood everywhere.
Barry
We can clean it up, come on.
Julie
Listen to yourselves, NO, we are going to the police.
Barry
We don't have time for your shit, you understand?! We've got to move fast.
[shouting]
Ray
Hey, now lets try to stay calm. Focus.
Julie
Don't you get it? If there's some of him on the car, there's some of the car on him, they're gonna trace it back to you, you're looking at a hit and run.
Barry
Then we dump the body.
Julie
You've lost it.
Helen
Like just pretend we were never here.
Barry
We could drag him into the water and dump him in, they wouldn't find the fucker for weeks, by that time all the evidence would be washed away.
Ray
If they found him at all... The currents are strong, the undertow could carry him out to sea.
[warming to the idea]
Julie
I won't be any part of it.
Ray
Look, I'm scared Julie, I'm not like the rest of you, I don't have the family or the money to get me out of this. Please.
Barry
This is your future Julie, think about it, college, your scholarship. The guy's already dead, if we go to the police we're dead too.
Barry
Fuck.
Helen
What do we do?
Barry
Help me.
[to Ray]
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Invitation for Intimacy and Connection
Helen
Come sit in the back. I'll let you do things to me.
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A Hooked Threat Awaits Them
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He's got a hook on them...
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The Importance of Having a Plan
Helen
We should have a plan. ] always had a plan.
[[w:Angela Lansbury|Angela Lansbury]
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A Call for Help and Harsh Truths
Julie
We need help.
Barry
I'll say. You two should check out a mirror sometime. You look like shit run over twice.
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