I, Robot (2004) - Quotes

Lt. John Bergin: [To Spooner] You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart.

Sonny: But I must apply the nanites!

Sonny: [drawing with both hands with speed and picture-perfection] This is my dream. You were right, detective. I cannot create a great work of art.

Sonny: [to VIKI] Denser alloy. My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to kill you.

Sonny: I am unique.

Sonny: [as Del Spooner reaches his hand on the gun in his jacket] I see you still remain suspicious of me, detective.

Sonny: [To Dr. Calvin; ''the other NS-5's] They look like me... but they are not... me.

Sonny: [when Del Spooner was saying "'Someone' in your position"] Thank you; you said "someone", not "something.

Sonny: [To Spooner] What...am...I?

Detective Del Spooner: [to Sonny] Calvin's fine, save me!

Detective Del Spooner: [injects the nanites into VIKI] You have so got to die!

Detective Del Spooner: Sonny, save Calvin!

Detective Del Spooner: [When attacking various NS-5's attacking his sports car] You like that?! HUH?!

Detective Del Spooner: [When VIKI-controlled NS-5's are attacking him in the underground transit system] Get off my CAR!

Detective Del Spooner: Converse All-Stars, vintage 2004.

Detective Del Spooner: [to Farber] First off, stop cussin', cause you're not good at it.

Detective Del Spooner: [To Calvin] You and your feelings. They just run you, don't they?

Detective Del Spooner: [Talking to Robertson, describing himself] That's right, I'm just a 6', 200-pound civilian. Here to kick another civilian's ass.

Detective Del Spooner: [To Calvin] You are the dumbest smart person I have EVER met in my life!

Detective Del Spooner: [A security guard starts to push Spooner forward by his shoulder; The guard lets go of Spooner's shoulder] So, what hospital are you goin to? I'll meet ya and sign your and your buddy's casts.

Detective Del Spooner: Robots building robots. Now that's just stupid.

Detective Del Spooner: [Talking to a cat previously owned by Lanning] Look, I know you've experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. You're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again.

Detective Del Spooner: [To Calvin upon realizing that VIKI is behind everything] You were right, Doc. I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the Earth.

Detective Del Spooner: [Two USR trucks surround Spooner's car and open up, revealing numerous NS-5s; The robots activate and stare at him] There is no way my luck is that bad. Aw, hell no!

Detective Del Spooner: [Sneezes] ... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Detective Del Spooner: Let me ask you something. Does believing you're the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? Cause if it does, maybe I am.

Detective Del Spooner: [After destroying a robot about to attack Calvin; Shrugs] Ya know, somehow, "I told you so"? Just doesn't quite say it.

Detective Del Spooner: [[Scooby-Doo|DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ''SHOOT'' WHAT YOU THINK?!] Do I look like I care what you think? ]

Detective Del Spooner: [To Robertson] Look, this is not what I do but, I have an idea for one of your commercials: You could see a carpenter, makin a beautiful chair, and then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair, twice as fast. And then you super-impose on the screen: "USR. Shittin on the little guy." That would be the fade out.

Detective Del Spooner: [Describing his view on robots; Points to his chest] There's nothing in there. It's just lights and clockwork.