Ice Age (2002) - Quotes

Taglines: Ice Age is coming

Taglines: They came. They thawed. They conquered.

Taglines: Licensed To Chill

Taglines: Sub-Zero Heroes

Taglines: The Coolest Event In sixteen thousand Years.

Taglines: Zowie Polie and Manny

Sid: Don't forget about us, okay?

Manny: [picks up Roshan one last time] We won't forget about you.

Sid: [sniffs] Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Manny: Sid...

Sid: [Roshan plays "Where's the Baby?"] Bye. Bye. That's right. Where's the baby?

Manny: Come on, Sid, let's head south.

Sid: [sniffs] Bye.

Diego: Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk.

Sid: [sees Diego alive] Diego? You're okay!

Diego: Nine lives, baby!

Sid: [hits Diego; kisses Diego and gets a few of his fur out of his mouth] Yay! You're okay, you're okay! I could kiss ya! Yuck, yuck, ptoo!

Manny: Welcome back, partner. Want a lift?

Diego: No, thanks. I gotta save whatever dignity I've got left.

Sid: [to Manny] You're hanging out with us now, buddy. Dignity's got nothing to do with it. But I'll take that lift.

Manny: Yeah, climb aboard.

Sid: [climbs on Manny; Manny begins to walk, Diego went after them, as "Send Me on My Way" plays again] Yeah! Mush! Or not mush. Either way. This is gonna be the best migration ever! I'll tell ya, I'll show you my favorite watering holes. I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries out.

Manny: Sounds very attractive.

Sid: You know, this whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? Global warming.

Manny: Oy.

Diego: Keep dreamin'.

Sid: No, really.

Sid: [licks and clean Roshan] Alright, let's get you all cleaned up. I mean what's your daddy gonna say when we go back smudgy and stinky like this? Okay. Let me just clean that up. That looks good. A little bit here.

Manny: You clean up, nice little fella.

Sid: I think he started to look like me. Hey, Diego, what do you say?

Diego: [pauses] Maybe we shouldn't do this.

Sid: Why not?

Diego: Because if we save him, he'll grow up to be a hunter, and who do you think he'll hunt?

Sid: [Roshan poke in Sid's nose] Maybe because we save him, he won't hunt us. Ow! My nose!

Diego: Yeah, maybe he'll grow fur and a long skinny neck and call you mama!

Manny: [concerned about Diego's behavior] What's your problem?

Diego: Nothing. Let's go. I'm freezing my tail off.

Manny: Hey, Diego, you've frozen back there?

Diego: [pauses, this follows the Manny and Sid] Get down!

Sid: Huh?

Manny: What?

Diego: Shh! Get down and follow me.

Sid: Hey, hey, what's going on?

Diego: At the bottom of Half Peak...there's an ambush waiting for you.

Sid: What?

Manny: [beat] What do you mean ambush? You set us up.

Diego: It was my job! I was suppose to get the baby, but then...

Manny: You brought us home for dinner!

Sid: That's it. You're out of the herd!

Diego: I'm sorry.

Manny: [pushes Diego against the wall with his tusk] No, you're not. Not yet.

Diego: Listen, I can help you.

Manny: Stay close, Sid. We can fight our way out.

Diego: You can't, the pack's too strong. You have to trust me.

Manny: Trust you?! Why in the world would we trust you?!

Diego: [to his fellow Sabers] Hello ladies.

Oscar: Hey look who decided to show up.

Soto: Very nice.

Zeke: [spotting Sid] I see the sloth! And he's got the baby!

Soto: Don't give away your positions until you see the mammoth. He's the one we have to surprise.

Diego: You wanna maul something, don't you, Zeke?

Zeke: [whining anxiously] I wanna maul!

Diego: Then what are you waiting for?

Soto: No, I said wait for the mammoth!

Sid: [to Soto, Zeke, Oscar and Lenny; leaves] Sorry, fellas, it got a little frostbite!

Soto: GRRRR! Get him!

Manny: [throws the log at tigers] Surprise!

Diego: Okay. Follow me. We'll pick up Sid and get outta here while we can.

Soto: Come on, Diego. Let's bring this mammoth down.

Sid: [finds Roshan in the tree; Roshan plays "Where's the Baby?"; sees Zeke creeping up to them; as Zeke jumps, Sid grabs Roshan while screaming. But Zeke is now stuck in the tree. Sid smirked with an idea, and jumps on Zeke 3 times; Roshan gives Sid high-five] There he is. That's right. Where’s the baby! Oh! Survival of the fittest! I don't think so. Yeah!

Soto: What are you doing?!

Diego: Leave the mammoth alone.

Soto: Fine, I'll take you down first.

Sid: [excited] We did it!

Diego: We were...some team, huh?

Manny: Were"? Come on, we're still a team.

Diego: I'm sorry I set you up.

Sid: [puts Roshan down next to Diego] Ah, you know me, I'm too lazy to hold a runt.

Diego: Hey, knock it off, squirt. You gotta be strong. You have to take care of Manny and Sid. Especially Sid.

Sid: Come on, You can lick this. You're a tiger! Look, I'll carry you. Come on, what do you say? Come on, Diego, come on. Tell him he's gonna be okay, Manny.

Diego: Listen, you have to leave me here. If those humans get through the Glaciers Pass, you'll never catch them.

Manny: You didn't have to do that.

Diego: That's what you do in a herd.

Manny: Guys, we gotta get this kid outta the wind! How much further?

Diego: 3 miles.

Manny: I'm beat. We'll get there in the morning.

Diego: What are you doing?

Sid: [Pauses] I'm putting sloths on the map.

Manny: Hey, why don't you make it realistic and draw him lyin down?

Diego: [Manny drew a round body on the sloth] And make him rounder. Perfect.

Sid: [sarcastically; colors his body and notices that he can create fire; kisses the chalk] Ah-ha! I forgot how to laugh! I'm a genius!

Sid: [[Lord of the Flies (1990 film)|Lord of the Flame] From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, ]"!

Manny: [sarcastically] Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.

Sid: [sighs in relief] Thank you. From now on I'm gonna call you Diego-

Diego: [Sid gasps in fright; grabs Sid and gives him noogies as he says it] Lord of "Touch Me and You're Dead". Nah, I'm just kiddin', you little knucklehead!

Manny: Hey, lovebirds. Look at this.

Sid: [Diego and Manny smiles; Roshan walks over to Diego] I don't believe it. Come here, you little biped. Come here, you little wormy-worm. Come to Uncle Sid. No, no, no, no, no, no. This way. This way.

Diego: [Roshan hugs him] No, no, no. No, go to him. Go to him. Um...Okay. Good job. Um...keep practicing.

Sid: Look at that. A little guy is growing up.

Manny: All right, come on. Sleep time, Lumpy.

Sid: Look at that big pushover. You know, Diego, I've never had a friend who would risk his life for me.

Diego: Yeah, Manny's...is a good guy.

Sid: Yeah, he is. Well, good night.

Manny: Well, would you look at that. The tiger actually did it. There's Half Peak, next stop, Glacier Pass. How could I ever have doubted you?

Sid: [stops as he noticed his feet] Did you hear that, little fella? You are almost home. My feet are sweating.

Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?

Manny: He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.

Sid: Seriously. My feet are really hot. Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Manny: Tell me that was your stomach.

Diego: Shh.

Sid: [[Storm of the Century|I'm sure it was just thunder; Then the geyser from the volcano blasted out of the snow] ]. From underground?

Manny, Sid and Diego: [The tries to runs away] RUN!!!!!!!!!!

Sid: [running faster] Come on, keep up with me!

Manny: I would if you're moving!

Sid: Wow, I wish I could jump like that.

Manny: [kicks Sid in his rear, sending him flying in the air, slides and bumps into a bark wall] Wish granted.

Diego: Come on, move faster.

Manny: [jumps and Diego tries to jump but can't make it across causing Manny to realize that he can't make it and gives Roshan to Sid; Manny pushes Diego and Sid to safety, but the ledge beneath Manny gives way and he falls off] Have you noticed the river of lava?! Hold Pinky!!!

Sid: [then Manny is launched by a geyser back onto the higher ground] MANNY!! Manny! Manny, Manny, Manny! You okay?! Come on, come on, say something. Anything!

Manny: You're standing on my trunk.

Sid: What? What? I can't hear you.

Manny: You're standing on my trunk.

Sid: [lets go of the trunk as Manny gasps for air] Oh, you're okay! You're okay!

Diego: Why did you do that? You could've died, trying to save me.

Manny: That's what you do in a herd; you look out for each other.

Diego: [smiles] Well, thanks.

Sid: I don't about you, guys, but we're the weirdest herd I have ever seen.

Zeke: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! I can't wait to get my claws on that mammoth!

Zeke: Next, the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy.

Sid: Whoa. Look, look. Tigers. Eesh!

Sid: No, it's OK, it's OK. Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope. With their teeth.

Diego: Come on, Sid, let's play tag. You're it.

Sid: [giggles] Sure. OK, OK, OK, where are the sloths? You never see any sloths. Have you ever noticed? Oh! Look, Manny, a mammoth.

Manny: Ooh, somebody pinch me.

Sid: Hey, hey, this fat one looks just like you, aw, he’s got a family…oh and he’s happy. Look, he's playing with his kid. See Manny? That's your problem. That's what mammoths are supposed to do.

Diego: Sid...

Sid: Find a she-moth, have little baby mammoths...

Diego: Sid!

Sid: W-What?

Diego: Shut up.

Sid: But... Oh.

Diego: Hey! Great news. I found a short cut.

Manny: What do you mean, short cut?

Diego: I mean faster than the long way around.

Manny: Ow! I know what a short cut is.

Diego: Look, either we slip through there and beat the humans to Glacier Pass, or we take the long way and miss them

Manny: Through there? What do you take me for?

Diego: This time tomorrow, you could be a free mammoth. Or a nanny. I never get tired of peekaboo.

Sid: Hey, guys, guys, check this out.

Manny: Sid, the tiger found a short cut.

Sid: No thanks. I choose life.

Diego: Then I suggest you take the short cut.

Sid: Are you threatening me?

Diego: [echoes and an ice shelf above them starts to crumble] Move, sloth!

Sid: [patting Diego's head] Way to go, tiger.

Manny: [he then finds out that it's blocked] Quick, inside! Okay, I vote shortcut.

Diego: [to Manny and Sid as they walk through the icy cave] Come on, guys. Stick together. It is easy to get lost in here.

Sid: [ignoring Diego and focusing on the ice formations, he hits his nose really hard on a slab of ice; sticks out tongue; falls to the ground, unconscious. Unbeknownst to he, his tongue, which had flopped out of his mouth when knocked himself out, had stuck to the ice floor. A few seconds later, he feels woozy and tries to get up but his tongue is stuck; realizing, he tries to pull it off; gets free, stands up and looks around for his friends; screams looking at a fish; screams again after he looks at the dinosaur, he then looks at his frozen ancestors and looks at a big spaceship] Uugh... Ugh. Uh, guys? Heh-heh, a fish.

Roshan: [looking at the spaceship and makes a Spock hand figure] Ba.

Manny: [to Sid] Will you keep up please? It's hard enough to keep a track of one baby.

All: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Roshan: WHEE.

Sid: I gotcha.

Manny: OOOWWWW!!!

Sid: Captain, iceberg ahead.

Diego: Oh, no.

Diego: [Manny and Sid angrily stare at him] WHOA! WOO! YEAH! Who's up for round 2?! Oh. T- T- Tell the kid to be more careful.

Manny: Sure is faithful.

Manny: Don't make me reach back there!

Sid: Yeah, well, he started it!

Manny: I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!

Manny: Modern architecture. It'll never last.

Sid: Hiya, Manny.

Sid: Hi, Diego.

Manny: [The gang come across Scrat who is burying his acorn] Hey, Sid. You're lost, aren't ya?

Diego: No. I know exactly where I'm going.

Manny: Ask him for directions.

Diego: I don't need directions!

Manny: [to Scrat; Scrat starts moving around] Fine, I'll ask him. Hey, buddy! Have you seen any humans come around here?

Sid: [Scrat steps his foot; Scrat angrily jumps around] Oh, I love this game! I love it! Let's see... 3 words. First word. Uh, stomp! No, no! Stamp, stamp, stamp!

Manny: [Scrat puts his acorn over his back] Let me try. Uh... pack!

Sid: [Scrat pretends to be a sabre-tooth; Diego looks at his claws] Good one, Manny! Pack of... long teeth and claws. Pack of... wolves, pack of...?

Manny: [Scrat angrily points at Diego, meaning "Pack of tigers"] Pack of bears? Pack of fleas!?

Sid: Pack of whiskers? Pack of... noses?

Manny: Pachyderm…

Sid: [Diego flicks Scrat into the mountain slope] Pack of lies, pack of troubles, pack of wallop...?! ...Pack of birds, pack of flying fish...!

Manny: Where's the baby?

Diego: You lost it?!

Both: SID!!!

Rachel: Oh, he's lovely. Positively adorable!

Jennifer: [baby-talking to the baby] Hello Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby...

Rachel: [to Sid] Where did you find it?

Sid: Ah, poor kid was all alone in the wild. Sabers were cornering him, So I just snatched it!

Rachel: Oh, so brave of you!

Jennifer: [excited; she calms herself down] REALLY? I'm... I'm attracted that quality in a male.

Sid: [unaware that the baby is sinking into the mud hot spring] Who wouldn't be?

Rachel: [gushing] You caring for a baby...

Sid: [notices that Roshan the baby is gone and pulls the muddy baby up; the baby playfully throws mud on Sid's face; they both laugh; as he grabs something to wipe the mud off his face; wipes the 'something' on his face, which is Manny's trunk; he realizes and gasps] Yeah, well... You know... Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying ladies... uh... Oh, hey! Hey... Manny!

Manny: [taking the giggling baby away] What's the matter with you?

Sid: Excuse me, ladies. You just keep marinating and I’ll be right back. Sexy?

Jennifer: He’s not much to look at, but it’s so hard to find a family guy.

Rachel: Tell me about it. All the sensitive ones get eaten.

Sid: [cut scene walk over to Manny and stop] No, no, no. Manny, please, I’m begging you. I need him!

Manny: Why, a good looking guy like you?

Sid: No, you say that but, you don’t mean it.

Manny: No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies they don’t stand the chance.

Sid: You have a very cruel sense of humor.

Manny: Don’t let me cramp your style.

Sid: Oh, thanks, Manny, you’re my pal. You are my best.

Manny: Without Pinky.

Sid: [humming] Manny, Manny, I need him! So, ladies, where were we.

Frank: Carl?

Carl: Easy, Frank!

Manny: Pretty tail walk by, suddenly he moves like a cheetah. And that tiger... Yeah, Mr Greater Tracker. Can’t even find a sloth. What am I? The wet nurse. What are you looking at bone bag. Look at you. You’re gonna grow into a great predator. Huh? I don’t think so. What have you got? You got a little patch of fur. No fangs, no claws. You’re folds of skin wrapped in mush. What’s so threatening about you. Hey, does this look like a petting zoo, huh? Okay, all right, wise guy. You can earned a time-out. Oh, you think that funny. How about this? You’ll be a little snack for the owls. You’re a brave little squirt, I’ll give you that.

Sid: [runs and finds Diego; pretending that Diego eating him] Oh, Thank goodness. Thank goodness. OH NO! A TIGER! HELP! HELP!

Sid: [whispers; still pretending Diego eating him] Oh, he's fine. Manny has him. Just put me in your mouth. Hurry up. AAAAAOOOOOHHHH! HE GOT ME! Oh, help…

Diego: Get away from me.

Carl: Went this way? Over here.

Frank: No, Carl. The tiger beat up us to him!

Carl: Wait a minute.

Carl: He’s dead alright.

Frank: Oh, carnivores have all the fun.

Sid: Gosh, I hate breaking their hearts like that. But you know how it is. All right, thanks. You can put me down now. Manny! Manny!

Manny: [Diego spits Sid out] Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. Oh and Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.

Sid: Boy. For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.

Diego: I don't eat junk food.

Sid: Thought you were gonna... I thought you were gonna... Were you?

Sid: [Sid let go of the branch but hits him to the ground but he gets up; Sid uses karate sounds and hits the tree but found an acorn; Sid was about to ate it but as the acorn was about land, something came flying into Sid and grabbed the acorn It was Scrat! After a brief struggle, Scrat took the acorn out of Sid’s mouth and started scurrying away, but not before shaking his fist at Sid for nearly taking away his booty] Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero. What ho? A foe? Come on, come on. You want a piece of me? Spoils worthy of such a noble-

Manny: [Manny tuck Roshan in his trunk and settled himself in as he did, he looked at Diego, who was asleep and then he noticed Sid returning] Bedtime, squirt. Oh, the triumphant return.

Sid: [laugh nervously] Huh? Oh, that. I'm so full. How about a good night kiss for your big buddy Sid…

Manny: Shh! He's asleep.

Sid: [Manny give a disgusted look on Sid as he prepared to dust off the rock to sleep; reclines on the rock; making moans and groans of relaxation; yawning; He flops on the rock, then turns over...; as he's turning over and over; Manny becomes slightly irritated as he watches Sid quirk around on the rock; groaning; Scene shows Sid lying on the rock on his back and his head lolling off the rock; talking in his sleep; snaps his fingers; shuffles his body counter-clock wise towards the rocks front, making fizzing noises with his teeth and tongue; flops on his side; suddenly jerks his arm and head up and down; loudly] I was talking to you. Fine, I'll tuck myself in. All right... Good Night... Oooh... ah. Errr-um... Ahhhhh... Nah! Nah! Nah! Argh... Hur-agh! Ahh...

Manny: [shouts angrily; startling Sid] WILL YOU STOP IT?

Sid: [sheepishly] All right, All right, jeez... I was just trying to relax.

Manny: Oie.

Diego: What the...?

Zeke: Go ahead. Slice me. It'll be the last thing you ever do.

Diego: I'm workin here, you waste of fur.

Oscar: Frustrated Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult to you?

Oscar: Soto's getting tired of waiting.

Zeke: Yeah, Yeah, He said, "Come back with the baby, OR DON"T COME BACK AT ALL!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Diego: Well, I have a message for Soto. Tell him, i'm bringing the baby. And tell him i'm bringing... a mammoth.

Zeke: A "mammoth"?

Oscar: Mammoths never travel alone.

Zeke: [Jumps To Attack] Mmm... Look at all that meat. LET"S GET EM!

Sid and Manny: Food!

Dodo Colonel: I don't know, but I've been told

Dodo Soldiers: I don't know, but I've been told

Dodo Colonel: End of the world be mighty cold

Dodo Soldiers: End of the world be mighty cold

Dodo 1: Prepare for the Ice age!

Dodo 2: Protect the dodo way of life!

Dodo 3: Survival separates the dodos from the beasts!

Dodo 4: Protect the dodo way of life!

Dodo 5: Prepare for the Ice age!

Sid: Ice age?

Diego: I've heard of these crackpots.

Dab: AWK! Intruders!

Leader Dodo: [lecturing about a smoking crater] Now, don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely…

Dab: [sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going] Intruders! Intrud– AAAAHHH!

Dodos: EWW! OHH!

Leader Dodo: ...burn and die.

Manny: Hey, can we have our melon back? Junior's hungry and uh...

Leader Dodo: NO WAY! This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a million, billion years!

Manny: So you got 3 melons?

Leader Dodo: If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you!

Other Dodos: [chanting] Doom on you, doom on you...!

Manny: Get away from me.

Leader Dodo: OH NO! NO!

Leader Dodo: RETRIEVE THE MELON! TAE KWON DODOS! ATTACK!!!

Dodo 6: THE MELON!

Dodos: [squaking] THE MELON, THE MELON, THE MELON, THE MELON…

Dodo 7: There goes our last female.

Dodos: [they fall into the crater with the melon] GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT!.... DON’T GOT IT!

Dodos: [gasps] The last melon.

Diego: AAH, Sid! Now we gotta find more food.

Dodos: Right, more to the right. Right, right, right. More to the right. Right, right, right.

Manny: Look at that. Dinner and a show.

Dodos: Left, Left, Left! LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Woah!

Manny: [Sid puts Roshan up and starts crawling] What are you doing? Just drop it on the ledge.

Sid: Should we make sure they found him?

Manny: Good idea.

Sid: [Manny puts Sid up with his trunk and starts screaming; closes his eyes and then sees something] Oh, no! No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! AAAHHH!!!!!!! DON'T SPEAR ME! Oh, this is the problem.

Manny: Now, what? Aww, that's perfect.

Sid: [Sid walks until the stick knocks him out] Hey, hey, hey.

Diego: I told you they were gone.

Manny: Well, look who it is. Don't you have some poor defenseless animal to disembowel?

Sid: They couldn't be far. I mean, they went this way, or this way?

Diego: You don't know much about tracking, do you?

Sid: Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking.

Diego: [inspects a stick] You didn't miss them by much. It's still green. They headed north 2 hours ago.

Sid: [Sticks a couple of twigs in his mouth, pretending to be Diego] Hey, it's still green, they headed north 2 hours ago.

Diego: You don't need this aggravation. Give me the baby. I can track humans down a lot faster than you can.

Manny: And you're just a good citizen helping out right?

Diego: I just know where the humans are going.

Manny: Glacier Pass. Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side.

Diego: Well, unless you know how to track, you'll never reach them before the pass closes up with snow. Which should be like tomorrow. So, you can give that baby to me, or go get lost in the blizzard. It's your choice.

Manny: Here’s your little bundle of Joy. We’re returning it to the humans.

Sid: Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.

Manny: Sid, Tigey-Wigey is gonna lead the way.

Sid: Uh, uh, Manny, can I- can I- can I talk to you for a second?

Manny: No. The sooner we find the humans, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Drool-face. And the baby too.

Diego: You won’t always have Jumbo (Manny) around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch our back... cause I’ll be chewing on it.

Manny: Hey, upper tracker up front where I can see you.

Sid: Help me.

Manny: Oh, you gotta make it stop. I can't take it any more!

Diego: I've eaten things that didn't complain this much!

Sid: He wouldn't stop squirming.

Diego: You're holding him wrong!

Manny: Watch his head!

Diego: Just put it down!

Sid: [mutters] Jeez, "pick him up, put him down...

Diego: Its nose is dry.

Sid: That means there's something wrong with him.

Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.

Sid: I'll do it.

Manny: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.

Sid: So?

Manny: So, if he poops, where does it go?

Sid: [slips his tongue back to his mouth. After a slight pause, Roshan resumes crying] Humans are disgusting.

Manny: Okay, you. Check for poop.

Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?

Manny: [leans closer to Sid] Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.

Sid: Why else?

Manny: NOW, SID!

Sid: [walks back to Roshan] EW! YUCK! EW! I mean, my goodness. Alright, look out, look out, look out, coming through.

Manny: Hey, watch out!

Diego: Stop waving that thing around!

Sid: [throws a baby tissue into Manny, and put the paper into the ground; laughs] Ooh, ooh, I'm gonna slip. Woah! It's clean! Gotcha!

Diego: Hey, do that again. He likes it.

Manny: [slaps Sid again; Roshan laughs again] Hey, yeah, and it's making me feel better too.

Sid: Here, you hold it.

Diego: [Roshan stops crying] Here! Turn him towards me! Where's the baby? There he is! Where's the baby? THERE HE IS!

Manny: Stop it, You're scaring him!

Sid: I bet he's hungry.

Manny: How about some milk?

Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!

Diego: Not you, the baby!

Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal!

Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin off, aren't ya...?!

Manny: [shouting; echoes] ENOUGH!!! Enough, enough, enough.

Sid: And, and she picked a hair off my shoulder and says, ‘look, if you’re gonna have an extra mating dance, at least pick a female with a same color pelt, right?’ And I thought, ‘whoa, she’s gonna go praying mantis on me.’ You know what I’m saying?

Manny: Hey, if you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. Now, get away from me!

Sid: [he bumps into him; He and Manny watches Roshan's mother go to them and gives him to them; Manny and Sid notice that she drowned in the water; Manny leaves Roshan after saving him from the river] Well, I think mating for life is stupid, and there's plenty of Sid go around here. Manny? Manny? Look at that. He's okay. She's gone. Hey, Manny. Manny, aren't you forgetting something?

Manny: No.

Sid: But you just saved him.

Manny: Yeah, well, I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.

Sid: You can't leave him here. Look, there's smoke! that's his herd right up the hill. We should return him.

Manny: Let's get something straight here. Okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, it wouldn't even be a "you"!

Sid: Just up the hill.

Manny: Listen very carefully, I'm... not... go-ing.

Sid: Fine, be a jerk. I'll take care of him.

Manny: Oh yeah, that's good. You'll take care of him. You could've take care of yourself.

Sid: I'll return you. We don't need that meany-weeny mammoth, do we? No, we don't.

Manny: You're an embarrassment to nature, y'know that?

Sid: [Sid realizes Roshan starts fall; Roshan starts falling and Manny tries to catch him but Diego jumps in and grabs him, then Manny grabs it out of his teeth] This is cake. I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm gonna die. MANNY!

Diego: Um... That pink think thing is mine.

Sid: [trying to climb up to the humans' campsite; falls down on his head] Uh, no. Actually that pink thing belongs to us.

Diego: Us"? You two are a bit of an odd couple.

Manny: [to Sid] There is no "us"!

Diego: [regarding the baby] I see. Can't have one of your own, so you wanna adopt.

Sid: Look, I'm sorry to interrupt your snack, but we gotta go.

Diego: The baby? I was returning him to his herd.

Sid: Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth.

Diego: You calling me a liar?

Sid: I didn't say that.

Diego: You were thinking it.

Sid: [whispers to Manfred] I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

Diego: Name's Diego, friend.

Manny: Manfred. And I'm not your friend.

Diego: Fine, Manfred. If you're looking for the humans they're wasting your time. They left this morning.

Manny: Thanks for advice. Now beat it! All right, I'll help you bring him to his herd, but promise me that you'll leave me alone after that?

Sid: Okay! Okay, deal! Hey, what's your problem?!

Manny: You were my problem.

Sid: Well, I think you're stressed. That's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on the vegan diet.

Manny: I'm not fat. It's all this fur, it makes me look poofy.

Sid: All right. You have fat hair but when you're ready to talk, I'm here.

Soto: [Following the order, the sabers followed Soto towards Diego. Upon reaching him, the pack stopped] There's Diego. Fall back! Where's the baby?

Diego: I'll get it.

Soto: Let's go!

Manny: Get off my face.

Sid: Whoa? You and me. We make a great team. Say, why don’t we just head south together?

Manny: [sarcastically] Great. Jump on my back and relax the whole way.

Sid: Wow, really?

Manny: No.

Sid: Wait, aren't you going south? The change of seasons, migration instincts. Any of this a-ringin a bell?

Manny: I guess not. Bye.

Sid: OK, then. Thanks for the help. I can take it from here.

Carl: You overgrown weasel. Wait till we get down there.

Sid: That south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowds - who needs it? Isn't this great? You and me, two bachelors knockin about in the wild.

Manny: No, you just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dish.

Sid: You're a very shrewd mammal. OK, lead the way, Mr Big... Didn't get the name.

Manny: Manfred.

Sid: Manfred? Yuck. How about Manny the Moody Mammoth? Or Manny the Melancholy... Manny the...

Manny: Stop following me.

Sid: OK, so you've got issues. You won't even know I'm here. I'll just zip the lip. When I say, Mmhp, I'm Mmph.

Sid: [Manny pick him up off; Manny tuns around and goes to sleep; Hail falls down] Ah, well my family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they woke up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and traveled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs em anyway? So what about you, you got a family? Okay, you're tired, I see. We'll talk in the morning. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Uh, Manfred, Manfred? Could you scooch over a drop? Oh, come on, nobody falls asleep that fast! MANNY!

Sid: [Everything was silent] Whoa! Huh? Hey, Hey, I'm up, I'm up! Rise and shine, everybody. Huh? Zack? Marshall? Bertie? Uncle Fungus? Where is everybody? Come on, guys, we're gonna miss the mi- the mi- the mi, migration They left without me. They do this every year. (desperately) Why? Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?

Glypto 4: Hmmph!

Sid: All right, I'll just go by myself. Ahw, Sick! Hey wide body, curb it next time! Oh, jeez. Oh Yuck.

Carl: I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens. Frank, where did you ever?

Frank: Go ahead. Dig in.

Carl: A dandelion. I thought the frost wiped them all out.

Frank: All but one.

Sid: Oh, this makes me so, I wanna, oh yuck. This has definitely not been my day. You know what I'm sayin', buddy? What a mess. You rhinos have tiny brains. Did you know that? It's just a fact. No offence. You probably didn't even know what I'm talkin about. Yummo. A dandelion. Must be the last one of the season.

Frank: Carl.

Carl: Easy, Frank.

Frank: He ruined our salad.

Sid: My mistake. That was my mistake. Let me. No, no, seriously, let me take care of this. What is this? Pine cones. Oh, my goodness. They're my favorite. Delicious. That's good eating. But don't let me hog them all up. Here, you have some. Tasty, isn't it? Bon appetit-ue.

Frank: Now?

Carl: Now.

Sid: Aaaaahhhhh!!!

Manny: Hey!

Sid: Just pretend that I'm not here.

Frank: Aw, Man, I wanted to hit him at full speed!

Carl: That's OK. We'll have some fun with him.

Sid: Don’t let them impale me, please I wanna live!

Manny: Get off me.

Carl: Come on, you’re making a scene.

Frank: Ah-huh. We’ll just take our furry pioata and go if you don’t mind.

Manny: Hey, buddy, if it’s not them today, It’s just someone else tomorrow.

Sid: Well, I’d like rather not be today, okay.

Carl: Look, we're gonna break your neck, so you don't feel a thing. How's that?

Manny: Wait a minute, I thought rhinos were vegetarians.

Sid: An excellent point.

Manny: [to Sid] Shut up.

Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill him?

Frank: Yeah, c'mon, move it.

Manny: [darkly] You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.

Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.

Sid: I'm a mammal that cares.

Manny: Okay, look. If either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.

Sid: [throws a rock, which bounces off the "sinkhole" instead of sinking, it lands in front of the rhinos] That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead! You were bluffing, huh?

Manny: [Sid quickly rushes back behind him] Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.

Frank and Carl: GET EM!

Sid: “WAHOO!” AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Carl: A dandelion?

Sid: [Screaming] WAHOO! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! What? What?

Macrauchenia 1: Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice age?

Macrauchenia 2: Because of all the ice!

Macrauchenia 1: Well, things just got a little chillier.

Palaeotheriums: Help! Help!

Papa Palaeotherium: Come on, kids, let's go. The traffic's movin'.

Palaeotherium Child: But, but, but, Dad.

Papa Palaeotherium: No buts. You can play extinction later.

Palaeotherium Child: OK. Come on, guys.

Glypto 1: So, where's Eddie?

Glypto 2: He said he was on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.

Glypto 1: Really?

Glypto 3 (Eddie): I'm flying!

Glypto 1: Some breakthrough.

Animal 1: Look out, Look out!

Animal 2: You're going the wrong way!

Animal 3: The other way!

Aardvark: Crazy mammoth!

Papa Palaeotherium: Hey! Do the world a favor: Move your issues off the road!!!

Papa Palaeotherium: Hey, G-give me a break. We…We've been waddlin all day.

Papa Palaeotherium: Ehh, c'mon. If he wants to freeze to death, let him.