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Playful Encounters Among Ice Age Characters
Sid
Whoa. Look, look. Tigers. Eesh!
Sid
No, it's OK, it's OK. Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope. With their teeth.
Diego
Come on, Sid, let's play tag. You're it.
Sid
Sure. OK, OK, OK, where are the sloths? You never see any sloths. Have you ever noticed? Oh! Look, Manny, a mammoth.
[giggles]
Manny
Ooh, somebody pinch me.
Sid
Hey, hey, this fat one looks just like you, aw, he’s got a family…oh and he’s happy. Look, he's playing with his kid. See Manny? That's your problem. That's what mammoths are supposed to do.
Diego
Sid...
Sid
Find a she-moth, have little baby mammoths...
Diego
Sid!
Sid
W-What?
Diego
Shut up.
Sid
But... Oh.
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A Heartwarming Moment in Ice Age
Taglines
Zowie Polie and Manny
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Teamwork in Unlikely Situations
Manny
Get off my face.
Sid
Whoa? You and me. We make a great team. Say, why don’t we just head south together?
Manny
Great. Jump on my back and relax the whole way.
[sarcastically]
Sid
Wow, really?
Manny
No.
Sid
Wait, aren't you going south? The change of seasons, migration instincts. Any of this a-ringin a bell?
Manny
I guess not. Bye.
Sid
OK, then. Thanks for the help. I can take it from here.
Carl
You overgrown weasel. Wait till we get down there.
Sid
That south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowds - who needs it? Isn't this great? You and me, two bachelors knockin about in the wild.
Manny
No, you just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dish.
Sid
You're a very shrewd mammal. OK, lead the way, Mr Big... Didn't get the name.
Manny
Manfred.
Sid
Manfred? Yuck. How about Manny the Moody Mammoth? Or Manny the Melancholy... Manny the...
Manny
Stop following me.
Sid
OK, so you've got issues. You won't even know I'm here. I'll just zip the lip. When I say, Mmhp, I'm Mmph.
Sid
Ah, well my family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me. You should've seen what they did last year. I mean, they woke up early, and quietly tied up my hands and feet, and gagged me with a field mouse, and barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, and traveled through water so I'd lose their scent, and... and... who needs em anyway? So what about you, you got a family? Okay, you're tired, I see. We'll talk in the morning. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Uh, Manfred, Manfred? Could you scooch over a drop? Oh, come on, nobody falls asleep that fast! MANNY!
[Manny pick him up off; Manny tuns around and goes to sleep; Hail falls down]
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Conflict Among Friends in Ice Age
Manny
Sure is faithful.
Manny
Don't make me reach back there!
Sid
Yeah, well, he started it!
Manny
I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!
Manny
Modern architecture. It'll never last.
Sid
Hiya, Manny.
Sid
Hi, Diego.
Manny
Hey, Sid. You're lost, aren't ya?
[The gang come across Scrat who is burying his acorn]
Diego
No. I know exactly where I'm going.
Manny
Ask him for directions.
Diego
I don't need directions!
Manny
Fine, I'll ask him. Hey, buddy! Have you seen any humans come around here?
[to Scrat; Scrat starts moving around]
Sid
Oh, I love this game! I love it! Let's see... 3 words. First word. Uh, stomp! No, no! Stamp, stamp, stamp!
[Scrat steps his foot; Scrat angrily jumps around]
Manny
Let me try. Uh... pack!
[Scrat puts his acorn over his back]
Sid
Good one, Manny! Pack of... long teeth and claws. Pack of... wolves, pack of...?
[Scrat pretends to be a sabre-tooth; Diego looks at his claws]
Manny
Pack of bears? Pack of fleas!?
[Scrat angrily points at Diego, meaning "Pack of tigers"]
Sid
Pack of whiskers? Pack of... noses?
Manny
Pachyderm…
Sid
Pack of lies, pack of troubles, pack of wallop...?! ...Pack of birds, pack of flying fish...!
[Diego flicks Scrat into the mountain slope]
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Debating the Name of the Ice Age
Macrauchenia 1
Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice age?
Macrauchenia 2
Because of all the ice!
Macrauchenia 1
Well, things just got a little chillier.
Palaeotheriums
Help! Help!
Papa Palaeotherium
Come on, kids, let's go. The traffic's movin'.
Palaeotherium Child
But, but, but, Dad.
Papa Palaeotherium
No buts. You can play extinction later.
Palaeotherium Child
OK. Come on, guys.
Glypto 1
So, where's Eddie?
Glypto 2
He said he was on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.
Glypto 1
Really?
Glypto 3 (Eddie)
I'm flying!
Glypto 1
Some breakthrough.
Animal 1
Look out, Look out!
Animal 2
You're going the wrong way!
Animal 3
The other way!
Aardvark
Crazy mammoth!
Papa Palaeotherium
Hey! Do the world a favor: Move your issues off the road!!!
Papa Palaeotherium
Hey, G-give me a break. We…We've been waddlin all day.
Papa Palaeotherium
Ehh, c'mon. If he wants to freeze to death, let him.
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A Farewell Among Friends
Sid
Don't forget about us, okay?
Manny
We won't forget about you.
[picks up Roshan one last time]
Sid
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
[sniffs]
Manny
Sid...
Sid
Bye. Bye. That's right. Where's the baby?
[Roshan plays "Where's the Baby?"]
Manny
Come on, Sid, let's head south.
Sid
Bye.
[sniffs]
Diego
Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk.
Sid
Diego? You're okay!
[sees Diego alive]
Diego
Nine lives, baby!
Sid
Yay! You're okay, you're okay! I could kiss ya! Yuck, yuck, ptoo!
[hits Diego; kisses Diego and gets a few of his fur out of his mouth]
Manny
Welcome back, partner. Want a lift?
Diego
No, thanks. I gotta save whatever dignity I've got left.
Sid
You're hanging out with us now, buddy. Dignity's got nothing to do with it. But I'll take that lift.
[to Manny]
Manny
Yeah, climb aboard.
Sid
Yeah! Mush! Or not mush. Either way. This is gonna be the best migration ever! I'll tell ya, I'll show you my favorite watering holes. I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries out.
[climbs on Manny; Manny begins to walk, Diego went after them, as "Send Me on My Way" plays again]
Manny
Sounds very attractive.
Sid
You know, this whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? Global warming.
Manny
Oy.
Diego
Keep dreamin'.
Sid
No, really.
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Understanding Shortcuts in Conversation
Diego
Hey! Great news. I found a short cut.
Manny
What do you mean, short cut?
Diego
I mean faster than the long way around.
Manny
Ow! I know what a short cut is.
Diego
Look, either we slip through there and beat the humans to Glacier Pass, or we take the long way and miss them
Manny
Through there? What do you take me for?
Diego
This time tomorrow, you could be a free mammoth. Or a nanny. I never get tired of peekaboo.
Sid
Hey, guys, guys, check this out.
Manny
Sid, the tiger found a short cut.
Sid
No thanks. I choose life.
Diego
Then I suggest you take the short cut.
Sid
Are you threatening me?
Diego
Move, sloth!
[echoes and an ice shelf above them starts to crumble]
Sid
Way to go, tiger.
[patting Diego's head]
Manny
Quick, inside! Okay, I vote shortcut.
[he then finds out that it's blocked]
Diego
Come on, guys. Stick together. It is easy to get lost in here.
[to Manny and Sid as they walk through the icy cave]
Sid
Uugh... Ugh. Uh, guys? Heh-heh, a fish.
[ignoring Diego and focusing on the ice formations, he hits his nose really hard on a slab of ice; sticks out tongue; falls to the ground, unconscious. Unbeknownst to he, his tongue, which had flopped out of his mouth when knocked himself out, had stuck to the ice floor. A few seconds later, he feels woozy and tries to get up but his tongue is stuck; realizing, he tries to pull it off; gets free, stands up and looks around for his friends; screams looking at a fish; screams again after he looks at the dinosaur, he then looks at his frozen ancestors and looks at a big spaceship]
Roshan
Ba.
[looking at the spaceship and makes a Spock hand figure]
Manny
Will you keep up please? It's hard enough to keep a track of one baby.
[to Sid]
All
AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Roshan
WHEE.
Sid
I gotcha.
Manny
OOOWWWW!!!
Sid
Captain, iceberg ahead.
Diego
Oh, no.
Diego
WHOA! WOO! YEAH! Who's up for round 2?! Oh. T- T- Tell the kid to be more careful.
[Manny and Sid angrily stare at him]
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Dodos' Warning of Impending Cold Danger
Sid and Manny
Food!
Dodo Colonel
I don't know, but I've been told
Dodo Soldiers
I don't know, but I've been told
Dodo Colonel
End of the world be mighty cold
Dodo Soldiers
End of the world be mighty cold
Dodo 1
Prepare for the Ice age!
Dodo 2
Protect the dodo way of life!
Dodo 3
Survival separates the dodos from the beasts!
Dodo 4
Protect the dodo way of life!
Dodo 5
Prepare for the Ice age!
Sid
Ice age?
Diego
I've heard of these crackpots.
Dab
AWK! Intruders!
Leader Dodo
Now, don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely…
[lecturing about a smoking crater]
Dab
Intruders! Intrud– AAAAHHH!
[sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going]
Dodos
EWW! OHH!
Leader Dodo
...burn and die.
Manny
Hey, can we have our melon back? Junior's hungry and uh...
Leader Dodo
NO WAY! This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub-arctic temperatures will force us underground for a million, billion years!
Manny
So you got 3 melons?
Leader Dodo
If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead, then doom on you!
Other Dodos
Doom on you, doom on you...!
[chanting]
Manny
Get away from me.
Leader Dodo
OH NO! NO!
Leader Dodo
RETRIEVE THE MELON! TAE KWON DODOS! ATTACK!!!
Dodo 6
THE MELON!
Dodos
THE MELON, THE MELON, THE MELON, THE MELON…
[squaking]
Dodo 7
There goes our last female.
Dodos
GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT, GOT IT!.... DON’T GOT IT!
[they fall into the crater with the melon]
Dodos
The last melon.
[gasps]
Diego
AAH, Sid! Now we gotta find more food.
Dodos
Right, more to the right. Right, right, right. More to the right. Right, right, right.
Manny
Look at that. Dinner and a show.
Dodos
Left, Left, Left! LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Woah!
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A Tense Moment in Ice Age
Soto
There's Diego. Fall back! Where's the baby?
[Following the order, the sabers followed Soto towards Diego. Upon reaching him, the pack stopped]
Diego
I'll get it.
Soto
Let's go!
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The Coolest Event in Sixteen Thousand Years
Taglines
The Coolest Event In sixteen thousand Years.
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Impending Arrival of the Ice Age
Taglines
Ice Age is coming
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Sid's Loneliness Amidst Migration Preparations
Sid
Whoa! Huh? Hey, Hey, I'm up, I'm up! Rise and shine, everybody. Huh? Zack? Marshall? Bertie? Uncle Fungus? Where is everybody? Come on, guys, we're gonna miss the mi- the mi- the mi, migration They left without me. They do this every year. (desperately) Why? Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?
[Everything was silent]
Glypto 4
Hmmph!
Sid
All right, I'll just go by myself. Ahw, Sick! Hey wide body, curb it next time! Oh, jeez. Oh Yuck.
Carl
I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens. Frank, where did you ever?
Frank
Go ahead. Dig in.
Carl
A dandelion. I thought the frost wiped them all out.
Frank
All but one.
Sid
Oh, this makes me so, I wanna, oh yuck. This has definitely not been my day. You know what I'm sayin', buddy? What a mess. You rhinos have tiny brains. Did you know that? It's just a fact. No offence. You probably didn't even know what I'm talkin about. Yummo. A dandelion. Must be the last one of the season.
Frank
Carl.
Carl
Easy, Frank.
Frank
He ruined our salad.
Sid
My mistake. That was my mistake. Let me. No, no, seriously, let me take care of this. What is this? Pine cones. Oh, my goodness. They're my favorite. Delicious. That's good eating. But don't let me hog them all up. Here, you have some. Tasty, isn't it? Bon appetit-ue.
Frank
Now?
Carl
Now.
Sid
Aaaaahhhhh!!!
Manny
Hey!
Sid
Just pretend that I'm not here.
Frank
Aw, Man, I wanted to hit him at full speed!
Carl
That's OK. We'll have some fun with him.
Sid
Don’t let them impale me, please I wanna live!
Manny
Get off me.
Carl
Come on, you’re making a scene.
Frank
Ah-huh. We’ll just take our furry pioata and go if you don’t mind.
Manny
Hey, buddy, if it’s not them today, It’s just someone else tomorrow.
Sid
Well, I’d like rather not be today, okay.
Carl
Look, we're gonna break your neck, so you don't feel a thing. How's that?
Manny
Wait a minute, I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
Sid
An excellent point.
Manny
Shut up.
[to Sid]
Carl
Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill him?
Frank
Yeah, c'mon, move it.
Manny
You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
[darkly]
Carl
Save it for a mammal that cares.
Sid
I'm a mammal that cares.
Manny
Okay, look. If either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.
Sid
That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead! You were bluffing, huh?
[throws a rock, which bounces off the "sinkhole" instead of sinking, it lands in front of the rhinos]
Manny
Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff.
[Sid quickly rushes back behind him]
Frank and Carl
GET EM!
Sid
“WAHOO!” AAAAAHHHHH!!!
Carl
A dandelion?
Sid
WAHOO! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! What? What?
[Screaming]
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Struggling in Harsh Conditions for Safety
Manny
Guys, we gotta get this kid outta the wind! How much further?
Diego
3 miles.
Manny
I'm beat. We'll get there in the morning.
Diego
What are you doing?
Sid
I'm putting sloths on the map.
[Pauses]
Manny
Hey, why don't you make it realistic and draw him lyin down?
Diego
And make him rounder. Perfect.
[Manny drew a round body on the sloth]
Sid
Ah-ha! I forgot how to laugh! I'm a genius!
[sarcastically; colors his body and notices that he can create fire; kisses the chalk]
Sid
From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, ]"!
[[Lord of the Flies (1990 film)|Lord of the Flame]
Manny
Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
[sarcastically]
Sid
Thank you. From now on I'm gonna call you Diego-
[sighs in relief]
Diego
Lord of "Touch Me and You're Dead". Nah, I'm just kiddin', you little knucklehead!
[Sid gasps in fright; grabs Sid and gives him noogies as he says it]
Manny
Hey, lovebirds. Look at this.
Sid
I don't believe it. Come here, you little biped. Come here, you little wormy-worm. Come to Uncle Sid. No, no, no, no, no, no. This way. This way.
[Diego and Manny smiles; Roshan walks over to Diego]
Diego
No, no, no. No, go to him. Go to him. Um...Okay. Good job. Um...keep practicing.
[Roshan hugs him]
Sid
Look at that. A little guy is growing up.
Manny
All right, come on. Sleep time, Lumpy.
Sid
Look at that big pushover. You know, Diego, I've never had a friend who would risk his life for me.
Diego
Yeah, Manny's...is a good guy.
Sid
Yeah, he is. Well, good night.
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A Journey Through Ice Age Challenges
Manny
Well, would you look at that. The tiger actually did it. There's Half Peak, next stop, Glacier Pass. How could I ever have doubted you?
Sid
Did you hear that, little fella? You are almost home. My feet are sweating.
[stops as he noticed his feet]
Diego
Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
Manny
He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.
Sid
Seriously. My feet are really hot. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Manny
Tell me that was your stomach.
Diego
Shh.
Sid
]. From underground?
[[Storm of the Century|I'm sure it was just thunder; Then the geyser from the volcano blasted out of the snow]
Manny, Sid and Diego
RUN!!!!!!!!!!
[The tries to runs away]
Sid
Come on, keep up with me!
[running faster]
Manny
I would if you're moving!
Sid
Wow, I wish I could jump like that.
Manny
Wish granted.
[kicks Sid in his rear, sending him flying in the air, slides and bumps into a bark wall]
Diego
Come on, move faster.
Manny
Have you noticed the river of lava?! Hold Pinky!!!
[jumps and Diego tries to jump but can't make it across causing Manny to realize that he can't make it and gives Roshan to Sid; Manny pushes Diego and Sid to safety, but the ledge beneath Manny gives way and he falls off]
Sid
MANNY!! Manny! Manny, Manny, Manny! You okay?! Come on, come on, say something. Anything!
[then Manny is launched by a geyser back onto the higher ground]
Manny
You're standing on my trunk.
Sid
What? What? I can't hear you.
Manny
You're standing on my trunk.
Sid
Oh, you're okay! You're okay!
[lets go of the trunk as Manny gasps for air]
Diego
Why did you do that? You could've died, trying to save me.
Manny
That's what you do in a herd; you look out for each other.
Diego
Well, thanks.
[smiles]
Sid
I don't about you, guys, but we're the weirdest herd I have ever seen.
Zeke
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! I can't wait to get my claws on that mammoth!
Zeke
Next, the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy.
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Licensed to Chill in Ice Age
Taglines
Licensed To Chill
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Sub-Zero Heroes Unite in Ice Age
Taglines
Sub-Zero Heroes
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A Comedic Cleaning Dilemma Among Friends
Sid
Alright, let's get you all cleaned up. I mean what's your daddy gonna say when we go back smudgy and stinky like this? Okay. Let me just clean that up. That looks good. A little bit here.
[licks and clean Roshan]
Manny
You clean up, nice little fella.
Sid
I think he started to look like me. Hey, Diego, what do you say?
Diego
Maybe we shouldn't do this.
[pauses]
Sid
Why not?
Diego
Because if we save him, he'll grow up to be a hunter, and who do you think he'll hunt?
Sid
Maybe because we save him, he won't hunt us. Ow! My nose!
[Roshan poke in Sid's nose]
Diego
Yeah, maybe he'll grow fur and a long skinny neck and call you mama!
Manny
What's your problem?
[concerned about Diego's behavior]
Diego
Nothing. Let's go. I'm freezing my tail off.
Manny
Hey, Diego, you've frozen back there?
Diego
Get down!
[pauses, this follows the Manny and Sid]
Sid
Huh?
Manny
What?
Diego
Shh! Get down and follow me.
Sid
Hey, hey, what's going on?
Diego
At the bottom of Half Peak...there's an ambush waiting for you.
Sid
What?
Manny
What do you mean ambush? You set us up.
[beat]
Diego
It was my job! I was suppose to get the baby, but then...
Manny
You brought us home for dinner!
Sid
That's it. You're out of the herd!
Diego
I'm sorry.
Manny
No, you're not. Not yet.
[pushes Diego against the wall with his tusk]
Diego
Listen, I can help you.
Manny
Stay close, Sid. We can fight our way out.
Diego
You can't, the pack's too strong. You have to trust me.
Manny
Trust you?! Why in the world would we trust you?!
Diego
Hello ladies.
[to his fellow Sabers]
Oscar
Hey look who decided to show up.
Soto
Very nice.
Zeke
I see the sloth! And he's got the baby!
[spotting Sid]
Soto
Don't give away your positions until you see the mammoth. He's the one we have to surprise.
Diego
You wanna maul something, don't you, Zeke?
Zeke
I wanna maul!
[whining anxiously]
Diego
Then what are you waiting for?
Soto
No, I said wait for the mammoth!
Sid
Sorry, fellas, it got a little frostbite!
[to Soto, Zeke, Oscar and Lenny; leaves]
Soto
GRRRR! Get him!
Manny
Surprise!
[throws the log at tigers]
Diego
Okay. Follow me. We'll pick up Sid and get outta here while we can.
Soto
Come on, Diego. Let's bring this mammoth down.
Sid
There he is. That's right. Where’s the baby! Oh! Survival of the fittest! I don't think so. Yeah!
[finds Roshan in the tree; Roshan plays "Where's the Baby?"; sees Zeke creeping up to them; as Zeke jumps, Sid grabs Roshan while screaming. But Zeke is now stuck in the tree. Sid smirked with an idea, and jumps on Zeke 3 times; Roshan gives Sid high-five]
Soto
What are you doing?!
Diego
Leave the mammoth alone.
Soto
Fine, I'll take you down first.
Sid
We did it!
[excited]
Diego
We were...some team, huh?
Manny
Were"? Come on, we're still a team.
Diego
I'm sorry I set you up.
Sid
Ah, you know me, I'm too lazy to hold a runt.
[puts Roshan down next to Diego]
Diego
Hey, knock it off, squirt. You gotta be strong. You have to take care of Manny and Sid. Especially Sid.
Sid
Come on, You can lick this. You're a tiger! Look, I'll carry you. Come on, what do you say? Come on, Diego, come on. Tell him he's gonna be okay, Manny.
Diego
Listen, you have to leave me here. If those humans get through the Glaciers Pass, you'll never catch them.
Manny
You didn't have to do that.
Diego
That's what you do in a herd.
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Heroic Banter and Bedtime in Ice Age
Sid
Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero. What ho? A foe? Come on, come on. You want a piece of me? Spoils worthy of such a noble-
[Sid let go of the branch but hits him to the ground but he gets up; Sid uses karate sounds and hits the tree but found an acorn; Sid was about to ate it but as the acorn was about land, something came flying into Sid and grabbed the acorn It was Scrat! After a brief struggle, Scrat took the acorn out of Sid’s mouth and started scurrying away, but not before shaking his fist at Sid for nearly taking away his booty]
Manny
Bedtime, squirt. Oh, the triumphant return.
[Manny tuck Roshan in his trunk and settled himself in as he did, he looked at Diego, who was asleep and then he noticed Sid returning]
Sid
Huh? Oh, that. I'm so full. How about a good night kiss for your big buddy Sid…
[laugh nervously]
Manny
Shh! He's asleep.
Sid
I was talking to you. Fine, I'll tuck myself in. All right... Good Night... Oooh... ah. Errr-um... Ahhhhh... Nah! Nah! Nah! Argh... Hur-agh! Ahh...
[Manny give a disgusted look on Sid as he prepared to dust off the rock to sleep; reclines on the rock; making moans and groans of relaxation; yawning; He flops on the rock, then turns over...; as he's turning over and over; Manny becomes slightly irritated as he watches Sid quirk around on the rock; groaning; Scene shows Sid lying on the rock on his back and his head lolling off the rock; talking in his sleep; snaps his fingers; shuffles his body counter-clock wise towards the rocks front, making fizzing noises with his teeth and tongue; flops on his side; suddenly jerks his arm and head up and down; loudly]
Manny
WILL YOU STOP IT?
[shouts angrily; startling Sid]
Sid
All right, All right, jeez... I was just trying to relax.
[sheepishly]
Manny
Oie.
Diego
What the...?
Zeke
Go ahead. Slice me. It'll be the last thing you ever do.
Diego
I'm workin here, you waste of fur.
Oscar
Frustrated Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult to you?
Oscar
Soto's getting tired of waiting.
Zeke
Yeah, Yeah, He said, "Come back with the baby, OR DON"T COME BACK AT ALL!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Diego
Well, I have a message for Soto. Tell him, i'm bringing the baby. And tell him i'm bringing... a mammoth.
Zeke
A "mammoth"?
Oscar
Mammoths never travel alone.
Zeke
Mmm... Look at all that meat. LET"S GET EM!
[Jumps To Attack]
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Conquering the Ice Age: A Bold Statement
Taglines
They came. They thawed. They conquered.
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A Misunderstanding Leads to Chaos
Manny
What are you doing? Just drop it on the ledge.
[Sid puts Roshan up and starts crawling]
Sid
Should we make sure they found him?
Manny
Good idea.
Sid
Oh, no! No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! AAAHHH!!!!!!! DON'T SPEAR ME! Oh, this is the problem.
[Manny puts Sid up with his trunk and starts screaming; closes his eyes and then sees something]
Manny
Now, what? Aww, that's perfect.
Sid
Hey, hey, hey.
[Sid walks until the stick knocks him out]
Diego
I told you they were gone.
Manny
Well, look who it is. Don't you have some poor defenseless animal to disembowel?
Sid
They couldn't be far. I mean, they went this way, or this way?
Diego
You don't know much about tracking, do you?
Sid
Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking.
Diego
You didn't miss them by much. It's still green. They headed north 2 hours ago.
[inspects a stick]
Sid
Hey, it's still green, they headed north 2 hours ago.
[Sticks a couple of twigs in his mouth, pretending to be Diego]
Diego
You don't need this aggravation. Give me the baby. I can track humans down a lot faster than you can.
Manny
And you're just a good citizen helping out right?
Diego
I just know where the humans are going.
Manny
Glacier Pass. Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side.
Diego
Well, unless you know how to track, you'll never reach them before the pass closes up with snow. Which should be like tomorrow. So, you can give that baby to me, or go get lost in the blizzard. It's your choice.
Manny
Here’s your little bundle of Joy. We’re returning it to the humans.
Sid
Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.
Manny
Sid, Tigey-Wigey is gonna lead the way.
Sid
Uh, uh, Manny, can I- can I- can I talk to you for a second?
Manny
No. The sooner we find the humans, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Drool-face. And the baby too.
Diego
You won’t always have Jumbo (Manny) around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch our back... cause I’ll be chewing on it.
Manny
Hey, upper tracker up front where I can see you.
Sid
Help me.
Manny
Oh, you gotta make it stop. I can't take it any more!
Diego
I've eaten things that didn't complain this much!
Sid
He wouldn't stop squirming.
Diego
You're holding him wrong!
Manny
Watch his head!
Diego
Just put it down!
Sid
Jeez, "pick him up, put him down...
[mutters]
Diego
Its nose is dry.
Sid
That means there's something wrong with him.
Diego
Someone should lick it, just in case.
Sid
I'll do it.
Manny
Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid
So?
Manny
So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid
Humans are disgusting.
[slips his tongue back to his mouth. After a slight pause, Roshan resumes crying]
Manny
Okay, you. Check for poop.
Sid
Hey, why am I the poop-checker?
Manny
Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
[leans closer to Sid]
Sid
Why else?
Manny
NOW, SID!
Sid
EW! YUCK! EW! I mean, my goodness. Alright, look out, look out, look out, coming through.
[walks back to Roshan]
Manny
Hey, watch out!
Diego
Stop waving that thing around!
Sid
Ooh, ooh, I'm gonna slip. Woah! It's clean! Gotcha!
[throws a baby tissue into Manny, and put the paper into the ground; laughs]
Diego
Hey, do that again. He likes it.
Manny
Hey, yeah, and it's making me feel better too.
[slaps Sid again; Roshan laughs again]
Sid
Here, you hold it.
Diego
Here! Turn him towards me! Where's the baby? There he is! Where's the baby? THERE HE IS!
[Roshan stops crying]
Manny
Stop it, You're scaring him!
Sid
I bet he's hungry.
Manny
How about some milk?
Sid
Ooh, I'd love some!
Diego
Not you, the baby!
Sid
Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal!
Diego
You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin off, aren't ya...?!
Manny
ENOUGH!!! Enough, enough, enough.
[shouting; echoes]
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The Search for the Lost Baby
Manny
Where's the baby?
Diego
You lost it?!
Both
SID!!!
Rachel
Oh, he's lovely. Positively adorable!
Jennifer
Hello Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby...
[baby-talking to the baby]
Rachel
Where did you find it?
[to Sid]
Sid
Ah, poor kid was all alone in the wild. Sabers were cornering him, So I just snatched it!
Rachel
Oh, so brave of you!
Jennifer
REALLY? I'm... I'm attracted that quality in a male.
[excited; she calms herself down]
Sid
Who wouldn't be?
[unaware that the baby is sinking into the mud hot spring]
Rachel
You caring for a baby...
[gushing]
Sid
Yeah, well... You know... Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying ladies... uh... Oh, hey! Hey... Manny!
[notices that Roshan the baby is gone and pulls the muddy baby up; the baby playfully throws mud on Sid's face; they both laugh; as he grabs something to wipe the mud off his face; wipes the 'something' on his face, which is Manny's trunk; he realizes and gasps]
Manny
What's the matter with you?
[taking the giggling baby away]
Sid
Excuse me, ladies. You just keep marinating and I’ll be right back. Sexy?
Jennifer
He’s not much to look at, but it’s so hard to find a family guy.
Rachel
Tell me about it. All the sensitive ones get eaten.
Sid
No, no, no. Manny, please, I’m begging you. I need him!
[cut scene walk over to Manny and stop]
Manny
Why, a good looking guy like you?
Sid
No, you say that but, you don’t mean it.
Manny
No, seriously, look at you. Aw, those ladies they don’t stand the chance.
Sid
You have a very cruel sense of humor.
Manny
Don’t let me cramp your style.
Sid
Oh, thanks, Manny, you’re my pal. You are my best.
Manny
Without Pinky.
Sid
Manny, Manny, I need him! So, ladies, where were we.
[humming]
Frank
Carl?
Carl
Easy, Frank!
Manny
Pretty tail walk by, suddenly he moves like a cheetah. And that tiger... Yeah, Mr Greater Tracker. Can’t even find a sloth. What am I? The wet nurse. What are you looking at bone bag. Look at you. You’re gonna grow into a great predator. Huh? I don’t think so. What have you got? You got a little patch of fur. No fangs, no claws. You’re folds of skin wrapped in mush. What’s so threatening about you. Hey, does this look like a petting zoo, huh? Okay, all right, wise guy. You can earned a time-out. Oh, you think that funny. How about this? You’ll be a little snack for the owls. You’re a brave little squirt, I’ll give you that.
Sid
Oh, Thank goodness. Thank goodness. OH NO! A TIGER! HELP! HELP!
[runs and finds Diego; pretending that Diego eating him]
Sid
Oh, he's fine. Manny has him. Just put me in your mouth. Hurry up. AAAAAOOOOOHHHH! HE GOT ME! Oh, help…
[whispers; still pretending Diego eating him]
Diego
Get away from me.
Carl
Went this way? Over here.
Frank
No, Carl. The tiger beat up us to him!
Carl
Wait a minute.
Carl
He’s dead alright.
Frank
Oh, carnivores have all the fun.
Sid
Gosh, I hate breaking their hearts like that. But you know how it is. All right, thanks. You can put me down now. Manny! Manny!
Manny
Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. Oh and Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.
[Diego spits Sid out]
Sid
Boy. For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
Diego
I don't eat junk food.
Sid
Thought you were gonna... I thought you were gonna... Were you?
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Mating Conversations Among Friends
Sid
And, and she picked a hair off my shoulder and says, ‘look, if you’re gonna have an extra mating dance, at least pick a female with a same color pelt, right?’ And I thought, ‘whoa, she’s gonna go praying mantis on me.’ You know what I’m saying?
Manny
Hey, if you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. Now, get away from me!
Sid
Well, I think mating for life is stupid, and there's plenty of Sid go around here. Manny? Manny? Look at that. He's okay. She's gone. Hey, Manny. Manny, aren't you forgetting something?
[he bumps into him; He and Manny watches Roshan's mother go to them and gives him to them; Manny and Sid notice that she drowned in the water; Manny leaves Roshan after saving him from the river]
Manny
No.
Sid
But you just saved him.
Manny
Yeah, well, I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
Sid
You can't leave him here. Look, there's smoke! that's his herd right up the hill. We should return him.
Manny
Let's get something straight here. Okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, it wouldn't even be a "you"!
Sid
Just up the hill.
Manny
Listen very carefully, I'm... not... go-ing.
Sid
Fine, be a jerk. I'll take care of him.
Manny
Oh yeah, that's good. You'll take care of him. You could've take care of yourself.
Sid
I'll return you. We don't need that meany-weeny mammoth, do we? No, we don't.
Manny
You're an embarrassment to nature, y'know that?
Sid
This is cake. I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm gonna die. MANNY!
[Sid realizes Roshan starts fall; Roshan starts falling and Manny tries to catch him but Diego jumps in and grabs him, then Manny grabs it out of his teeth]
Diego
Um... That pink think thing is mine.
Sid
Uh, no. Actually that pink thing belongs to us.
[trying to climb up to the humans' campsite; falls down on his head]
Diego
Us"? You two are a bit of an odd couple.
Manny
There is no "us"!
[to Sid]
Diego
I see. Can't have one of your own, so you wanna adopt.
[regarding the baby]
Sid
Look, I'm sorry to interrupt your snack, but we gotta go.
Diego
The baby? I was returning him to his herd.
Sid
Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth.
Diego
You calling me a liar?
Sid
I didn't say that.
Diego
You were thinking it.
Sid
I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
[whispers to Manfred]
Diego
Name's Diego, friend.
Manny
Manfred. And I'm not your friend.
Diego
Fine, Manfred. If you're looking for the humans they're wasting your time. They left this morning.
Manny
Thanks for advice. Now beat it! All right, I'll help you bring him to his herd, but promise me that you'll leave me alone after that?
Sid
Okay! Okay, deal! Hey, what's your problem?!
Manny
You were my problem.
Sid
Well, I think you're stressed. That's why you eat so much. I mean, it's hard to get fat on the vegan diet.
Manny
I'm not fat. It's all this fur, it makes me look poofy.
Sid
All right. You have fat hair but when you're ready to talk, I'm here.
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