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A Hand's Threatening Declaration
The Hand
Come out, come out, wherever you are. GOTCHA! Come to Daddy...bitch! NOW, YOU WILL BE MY NIGHTMARE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! PREPARE TO DIE
[Molly stands on top of the diving board, The hand grabs her foot; As she hangs off the side of the dive board, a portal opens up]
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A Dark Desire for Violence
The Hand
I'm in the mood for some SERIOUS Killing.
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Parental Disagreement on Anton's Behavior
Dad Tobias
It's just a prank. Anton.
[after seeing the message on the ceiling; clicks off flashlight]
Mom Tobias
Anton? Our little scooter would never do something like that!
Dad Tobias
Quit calling him that baby name. Anton would not scoot his behind off the couch if the house was on fire!
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Promoting a New Horror Comedy Film
Taglines
Get your hands on this hot new horror comedy!
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The Devil's Work and Teen Laziness
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The Devil will find work for idle hands to do... but what happens when he chooses the laziest teen slacker in the world to do his dirty work?
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A Comedic Twist on Horror Films
Taglines
The comedy that gives horror films the backhand.
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A Frantic Outburst of Anger
The Hand
DIE YOU FUCKER!!! SHIT!!!!
[Before his death, The hand prepares to attack Anton one last time; Debi throws the dagger towards the hand striking it dead.; The Hand dies]
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A Conversation About Near-Death Experiences
Anton
Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
Mick
Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks voices, and that music...
Anton
Music?
Pnub
Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
Anton
So what happened?
Mick
We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!
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A Unique Take on Horror Films
Taglines
The film that give horror movies the finger.
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Confrontation Between Anton and The Hand
Anton
Fucking little hand I got you now.
[The hand is in a puppet disguise. He sneaks behind Anton's shoulder]
The Hand
I'm your little daddy now...BITCH!!! You should learn NOT to cut off the hand that feeds you Anton!!! AND NOW ANTON..YOU DIE!!!! EAT THIS BITCH!!!
[Anton and the hand fight; Anton punches the Hand who is still in the puppet outfit, then pins him to the floor.; Anton grabs him as he is about to deliver a striking blow]
Anton
Who's you daddy now Bitch?
The Hand
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!!
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A Threat of Slow Revenge
The Hand
I'm gonna kill you real slow Anton.... Oh Shit!
[his eyes roll in the back of his head; The Hand falls out of the puppet outfit and to the ground]
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Unexpected Revelations Among Friends
Mick
Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl!
Pnub
You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling?
Mick
Fuck it!
Pnub
Hey, let's go walk through a nurse!
Mick
Okay, watch it. Some of them are guys.
The Hand
Anton, I'll be back...We all go a little crazy sometimes. Just don't look under the bed...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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A Boy's Bond with His Right Hand
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The touching story of a boy and his right hand.
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A Hand's Welcome to Its World
The Hand
WELCOME TO MY WORLD...BITCH!!!!
[As he's about to kill Tanya]
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A Hand's Inquiry to a Missing Pig
The Hand
Now little piggie, where the fuck are you??
[In the Alternate Ending as he traps Molly in the swimming pool]
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A Call for Help Between Friends
Anton
Mick?
[hears moaning coming from Mick's grave]
Mick
Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?
Anton
Mick?
[kneels and leans over Mick's grave]
Mick
Yeah man, it's Mick.
Anton
You're dead!
Mick
No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.
Anton
You think?
Mick
I know fucker, now dig me up!
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A Reminder of Origins and Destiny
The Hand
You forgot where ya came from kid..but I know where you're going.
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A Son's Regret and Promise for Change
Anton Tobias
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, kept a roof over my head until I killed you. Which I guess doesn't make me a very good son. But, I'm gonna try to change. Mick, Pnub I'll never forget all those times we sat around, watched TV and got really, really stoned. And all those other times we just... well I guess that's all we did. Amen.
[hand twitches; picks flowers from garden and throws them over the 'graves']
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Confrontation Between Dexter and The Hand
Dexter Holland
Get out of here kid. You had your fun, now it's time...
[kicking Anton off the stage at the Concert]
The Hand
TIME TO DIE BITCH!!!!!! You're all my bitches now!!
[As the crowd screams, the Hand continues]
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Searching for the Missing Hand
Anton
Where did it go?
[after cutting his hand off]
Pnub
What, you mean the hand?
Anton
Of course I mean the hand!
Pnub
Try looking up your ass.
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