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Below, you'll find a number of top-tier streaming and cable services - including rental, purchase, and subscription options - along with the availability of 'If I Had Legs I’d Kick You' on each platform when they are available. Now, before we get into all the details of how you can watch 'If I Had Legs I’d Kick You' right now, here are some specifics about the Fat City, Bronxburgh, Elara Pictures, A24 drama flick.
Released October 10th, 2025, 'If I Had Legs I’d Kick You' stars Rose Byrne, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky The R movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 53 min, and received a user score of (out of 100) on TMDb, which put together reviews from top users.
What, so now you want to know what the movie's about? Here's the plot: "With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist." .
'If I Had Legs I’d Kick You' Release Dates
Watch in Movie Theaters on October 10th, 2025