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Maturity and Relationships in Conversation
Mrs. Lefkowitz
My son - 55 - still single.
Lewis Feldman
Gay?
Mrs. Lefkowitz
I wish - immature.
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Sisterly Conflict and Insults Unfold
Rose Feller
I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it. Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid.
[to her sister]
Maggie Feller
SHUT UP YOU FAT PIG!!
Rose Feller
Did you honestly just say "Fat pig"? You're my sister...and the best you can do is "fat pig"? : GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!
[slams Maggie against the wall]
Maggie Feller
Oh!
[starts sobbing]
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Complexities of Sisterly Relationships
Taglines
Friends. Rivals. Sisters.
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The Value of Shoes and Self-Expression
Maggie Feller
Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and passion, and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire while his frigid wife waits in the limo thinking that he just went back into the bar to get his cellphone. These are cute too.
Rose Feller
Please tell me you just made that up.
Maggie Feller
Look, if you're not going to wear them... don't buy them! Leave them for someone who's going to get something out of them.
Rose Feller
I get something out of them! When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.
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Misunderstanding About Missing Cash
Ella Hirsch
Wrong dresser. It's in the sock drawer.
Maggie Feller
What?
Ella Hirsch
My cash. That's what you were looking for, right? That's what you want.
Maggie Feller
No! God!
Ella Hirsch
Oh, well. I guess after being absent for some 20-odd years I can't expect you to want to have a relationship with me. How much?
[sighs]
Maggie Feller
How much what?
Ella Hirsch
Money, Maggie! How much money were you hoping to get from me?
Maggie Feller
...I don't know.
Ella Hirsch
Yes, you do.
Maggie Feller
I want to go to New York. Maybe act. I think I'd be good at it.
Ella Hirsch
Humph, clearly!... How much do you need?
Maggie Feller
Three grand.
Ella Hirsch
That you would not have found in the sock drawer... How much do you have?
Ella Hirsch
I won't give you three-thousand dollars, but I'll do this; they need help down at the assisted living center. You get that job, stop loafing around here like a princess...
Ella Hirsch
... and I will match what you earn, penny for penny.
Maggie Feller
... You would do that?
[Maggie stares at her, shocked]
Maggie Feller
... Why?
Ella Hirsch
Because I'm your Grandmother.
[sighs]
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A Humorous Exchange About Vaginas
Rose Feller
I don't know what's wrong with your girls. My Marcia never uses the word vagina!
Maggie Feller
My Marcia doesn't even have a vagina!
Rose Feller
Oh, My Marcia has a vagina alright, but My Marcia's vagina is made of solid 24 karat gold!
Maggie Feller
My Marcia's vagina is so perfect, it's in a museum!
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Carrying Love Within the Heart
Maggie Feller
I carry your heart with me. I carry it in my heart. I am never without it. Anywhere I go, you go, my dear. And whatever is done by only me... is your doing, my darling. I fear no fate... for you are my fate, my sweet. I want no world, for, beautiful... you are my world, my true. Here is the deepest secret no one knows. Here is the root of the root... and the bud of the bud... and the sky of the sky of a tree called life... which grows higher than the soul can hope... or mind can hide. It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.
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The Reality of Aging and Relationships
Rose Feller
You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.
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Embracing Reality Over Romanticized Expectations
Rose Feller
A thong would look ridiculous on me - I wear cotton briefs. My life is about working long hours, planning trips I'll never take, and settling for love found on the pages of romance novels.
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Embracing the Art of Losing
Maggie Feller
The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... Write it!... like disaster.
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Emotional Turmoil and Unexpected Desire
Amy
Which one are you crying about, the predatory prick or the shit-for-brains tramp? Because neither one deserves your tears.
Simon Stein
His fingers tangled in her curls while his tongue plundered the soft cavern of her mouth. She made no protests. Her furnace was alight. Jack drew his lips from hers and urged her forward so he could take one shirt-veiled nipple into his mouth. Kit's gasp urged him on. He licked the material until it clung to the right peak then drew the turgid flesh deep into his mouth. Kit moaned, her body spasming in response. Her eyes were closed, her lips parted." Okay, um, embarrassing as this is to admit, I'm officially turned on.
[reading from one of Rose's romance novels]
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Independence and Responsibility in Relationships
Rose Feller
I think you should get a job so you don't have to mooch off me for everything.
Maggie Feller
What are you talking about? I just got us two rounds of drinks.
Rose Feller
No, Cuervo Carl got the drinks and only because he's hoped you'd sleep with him.
Maggie Feller
Well, I didn't.
Rose Feller
You need a job Maggie.
Maggie Feller
I'll get one, When im ready.
Rose Feller
There's a whole world out there that has nothing to do with sex you know.
Maggie Feller
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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The Complexity of Sibling Relationships
Rose Feller
Why can't I just stay mad at you?
Maggie Feller
Because we're a pair. Like... ].
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Rose Feller
They broke up.
Maggie Feller
But they remained quite close.
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Assessing Friendliness in Conversation
Rose Feller
Was I unfriendly?
Simon Stein
No. Not compared to, say, ].
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Unconventional Relationship Dynamics Explored
Simon Stein
Does this mean that I'm your bitch?
Rose Feller
Do you want to be my bitch?
Simon Stein
I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.
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Carrying love within oneself
Maggie Feller
It is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.
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