Iron Man 2 Quotes

Natasha Reboot complete. You got your best friend back.

Tony Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.

Natasha Well done with the new chest piece. I'm reading significantly higher output, and your vitals all look promising.

Tony Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.

Pepper What do you mean, you're not dying? Did you just say you were dying?

Tony That you? Uh, no, I'm not. Not anymore.

Pepper What's–what's going on?

Tony I was going to tell you. I didn't want to alarm you.

Pepper You were gonna tell me? You really were dying?

Tony You didn't let me.

Pepper Why didn't you tell me that?

Tony I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you!

Natasha Hey, hey, save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fight's coming to you.

Tony Great. Pepper?

Pepper Are you okay now?

Tony I am fine. Don't be mad. I will formally apologize–

Pepper I am mad.

Tony –when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack.

Pepper Fine.

Tony We could have been in Venice.

Pepper Oh, please!

Tony Stark / Iron Man Dead for almost 20 years, you're still taking me to school...

Senator Stern My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.

Tony Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude, or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You can't have it.

Stern Look, I'm no expert–

Tony In prostitution? Of course not, you're a senator. Come on!

About {{PAGENAME}} Two men in iron suits fighting each other.

Tony Stark / Iron Man Prepare for a major remodel, fellas! We're back in hardware mode!

Tony Stark / Iron Man Tastes like coconut! And metal.

Tony Oh, it's good to be back. You missed me? I missed you too.

Random Guy In Crowd Blow somethin up!

Tony Blow somethin up? I already did that. I'm not saying that the world is enjoying its longest period of uninterrupted peace in years because of me. I'm not saying…that from the ashes of captivity…never has a greater Phoenix metaphor been personified in human history. I'm not saying that Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sippin on an iced tea, because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day. Please…It's not about me. It's not about…you. It's not even about us, it's about legacy. It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations and that's why, for the next year and for the first time since 1974, the best and brightest men and women of nations and corporations the world over will pool their resources, share their collective vision to leave behind a brighter future. It's not about us! Therefore what I am saying, if I'm saying anything, is welcome back to the Stark Expo! And now, making a special guest appearance from the great beyond, to tell you what it's all about. Please welcome my father, Howard.

Howard Stark Everything is achievable through technology. Better living, robust health, and for the first time in human history, the possibility of world peace. So from all of us here at Stark Industries, I would personally like to introduce you to the city...of the future. Technology holds infinite possibilities for mankind and will one day rid society of all its ills. Soon, technology will effect the way you live your life everyday. No more tedious work. Leaving more time for leisure activities and enjoying the sweet life. The Stark Expo…welcome.

Ivan Vanko You come from a family of thieves and butchers. And like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history. To forget all the lives that the Stark family has destroyed.

Tony Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places.

Vanko My father, Anton Vanko.

Tony Never heard of him.

Vanko My father is the reason you're still alive.

Tony No. The reason I'm alive is because you made a shot and you missed.

Vanko If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water. The sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.

Tony Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap.

Tony We got trouble.

Rhodes Tony, there are civilians present. I'm here on under orders. Let's not do this right now.

Tony Give them a wave. All these people are in danger. We gotta get them out of here. You gotta trust me for the next five minutes.

Rhodes I tried that and got tossed around your house, remember?

Tony I think he's working with Vanko.

Rhodes Vanko’s alive?

Tony Where is he?

Hammer What?

Tony Where’s Vanko?

Hammer Who?

Tony Tell me.

Hammer What are you doing here, man?

Rhodes Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Tony Is that you?

Rhodes No, I'm not doing that. That's not me. I can't move. I'm locked up. I'm locked up. GET OUT OF HERE! GO! THE WHOLE SYSTEM’S BEEN COMPROMISED!!

Howard Stark Tony. You're too young to understand this now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. I built this for you. And someday, you'll realize that it represents a whole lot more than people's inventions. It represents my life's work. This is the key to the future. I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is, and will always be, my greatest creation…is you.

About {{PAGENAME}} Q: You mentioned Howard Stark. How much of a role does he have in this movie? How much of a look at Tony’s past do we get?

Hammer ] is working] Hey, there he is! It's the bird man. Now you like the bird. Is that right? Is that your bird? I'm confused. You said it wasn't, but now it looks like you're best of pals. You love that bird, don't you? You know what? Take the bird.

Vanko Hey!

Hammer Take his pillows, too. Both of them. And his shoes. Take his shoes. . I took your stuff. How does that make you feel? You feel bad? Good. CAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!! We had a contract! I saved your life, and you give me suits! That was our deal. And you did not deliver. I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud. I don't know what you are. Something really, really great fell into my lap. And if it hadn't, I'd be at your mercy tonight. Now I have a piece of Stark tech that I pimped out myself. And now your overpriced paperweights are gonna look like a backdrop to my demonstration. Do you dig what I'm getting at here?

Vanko : You talk a bit too much ("Слишком много говоришь");

Hammer I don't know if you know this, BUT I DON'T SPEAK RUSSIAN!!! I'm gonna leave now. I'm gonna go to the Expo. Maybe I'll even get laid. You see these guys? They're your babysitters. They are not to be trifled with. When I get back, we're gonna renegotiate the terms of our agreement. And you're gonna make good on our arrangement because if you don't, you're gonna be exactly what you were when I found you: a dead man. You got that? Maybe you can watch me on TV.

About {{PAGENAME}} Favreau: We were playing at the very end… we were shooting at the very end, it was in the middle or the beginning of the movie where he was doing some work with interactive holograms. Holographs? What do ya call it? Holographs I guess. But that was just something we did as an afterthought that we animated into it, it was pretty cool. And as a matter of fact, we were contacted by, where’s Jeremy … Jeremy? What happened with the holographs, that we were doing the holograph manipulations and we got contacted by a military contractor?

About {{PAGENAME}} * ] quoting Marvel Studio executives summary, , by Quint, Ain't It Cool News, March 7, 2011.

Stern I think "we're done" is the point he's making. I don't think there's any reason–

Tony The point is: you're welcome, I guess.

Stern For what?

Tony Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. It's working. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you a big favor: I've successfully privatized world peace. What more do you want? For now! I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns...

Stern you, Mr. Stark. you, buddy.

Taglines It's not the armor that makes the hero, but the man inside.

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Justin Hammer Good stuff.

Vanko Твой софт - говно.

Hammer Sorry?

Vanko Software shit.

Fury You've been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff, you let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I knew better—

Tony You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it.

Fury Whoa-whoa-whoa, he took it? You're Iron Man, and he just took it? Little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? Is that possible?

Natasha Well, according to Mr. Stark's database security guidelines, there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized access…

Tony What do you want from me?

Fury What do we want from you? Uh uh. What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have ] to deal with. Hit him.

Tony Oh God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?

Fury What did we just do for you. That's lithium dioxide. Gonna take the edge off. We're trying to get you back to work.

Tony Gimme a couple boxes of that, I'll be right as rain.

Natasha It's not a cure. Just abates the symptoms.

Fury Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix.

Tony Stark / Iron Man Nice work, kid.

About {{PAGENAME}} This is one of the richest men in the world, so we can't buy our practicals from Home Depot. Everything had to be intelligent technology, and it had to look classic enough to have some shelf life – we didn't want it to look embarrassingly dated 10 years from now.