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Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession

Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession - Quotes

Audience Score
79

Fame and Identity in Theater

George Miloslavsky: I am an actor of Big and Small academic theaters. And my name... My name is too famous to be called!

Urgent Instructions to Hang Up the Phone

George Miloslavsky: * Ложи трубку, я тебе говорю! Положи трубку!!! Задавлю, шляпа!

Frustration and Threat in a Tense Moment

George Miloslavsky: (to Bunsha who tries call police) I said: han up! Han up!!! I smash you, you hat!

Observations on Staring and Attention

George Miloslavsky: * Вот смотрит. Вы на мне дыру протрёте!

Consequences of Actions and Expectations

George Miloslavsky: (apart) Well, he is looking. (to Bunsha) You will make a hole on me!

Questioning Perceptions of Appearance and Identity

George Miloslavsky: * А что вы на меня так смотрите, отец родной? На мне узоров нет и цветы не растут.

A Curious Inquiry About Perception

George Miloslavsky: (to Bunsha) Why are you looking at me like that, dear Sir? There are no patterns nor growing flowers on me.

Astonishment at Unseen Technological Wonders

George Miloslavsky: * Видел чудеса техники, но такого!..

Amazement at Unexpected Technological Discoveries

George Miloslavsky: I've seen the wonders of technology... but this...!

Advice on Saving Money

George Miloslavsky: * Граждане! Храните деньги в сберегательной кассе! Если, конечно, они у вас есть.

Advice on Saving Money in the USSR

George Miloslavsky: (finding a wad of cash) Citizens! Keep your money in a savings bank!An advertising phrase was very famous in the USSR. if you have it, of course.

A Fortunate Entrance

George Miloslavsky: * Это я удачно зашёл!

Successful Entry into Shpak's Apartment

George Miloslavsky: (having got into a richly furnished Shpak's apartment) Well, this time I successfully entered!

Rebellion Against the False Tsar

Other characters: * Войско взбунтовалось! Говорят, царь ненастоящий!

The Army Questions the Tsar's Authenticity

Other characters: The army has rebelled! They say the Tsar is not genuine!Often quoted ironically when talking about forgery.

Hope for Healing and Recovery

Ulyana Bunsha: * И тебя вылечат! И тебя вылечат! И меня вылечат!

Desire for Healing in Difficult Circumstances

Ulyana Bunsha: (to Bunsha) And you will be cured! (to Ivan the Terrible) And you will be cured! And I will be cured! (Quoted in search of a way out of a stupid situation)

Loyalty Amid Temptation and Power

Ivan Bunsha: * Ульяна Андреевна, я царствовал, но вам не изменил! Меня царицей соблазняли, но не поддался я! Клянусь!

Loyalty Amid Temptation and Power

Ivan Bunsha: Ulyana Andreevna, I reigned, but not cheated on you! They tempted me with the Tsarina, but I did not succumb! I swear!

Regret for Unwillingly Assuming Power

Ivan Bunsha: * Каюсь, что, хоть не по собственной воле, а по принуждению князя Милославского, временно являлся исполняющим обязанности царя.

Confession of Temporary Leadership Under Compulsion

Ivan Bunsha: I confess that, at least not of my own free will, but under the compulsion of Prince Miloslavsky, I was temporarily the acting Tsar.

Confrontation and Accusation of a Lowly Man

Ivan the Terrible: Why didst thou hurt the boyarina, thou lowly man?!

Divine Will and the Tsar's Authority

Ivan the Terrible: Oh don't lie! Oh don't lie, thou art lying to the Tsar! Not by human desire, but by Divine will, I am Tsar!

The Power of a Simple Solution

Ivan the Terrible: * Вот что крест животворящий делает! (quoted when found a simple way out of a difficulty)

Power of the Life-giving Cross

Ivan the Terrible: (was able to get out of the elevator by signing the door with the Sign of the Cross) That's what the Life-giving Cross does!

Amazement at Calmness and Temptation to Scandal

Zinaida Timofeyeva: However, I am amazed at your calmness. And if you know, Shurik, I’m even tempted to start a scandal.

Strange Reaction to Unusual News

Zinaida Timofeyeva: However, this is strange. This is the first time in my life. They tell him that his wife is leaving him, and he says, “Well, well, well, well, well, well, well”! It's even kinda impolite.

Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession - Zinaida Timofeyeva

Zinaida Timofeyeva: I can imagine what will happen now! Just not a scandal. These scandals are so tiring. I got divorced three times. Well, yes, three. I don't count Zyuzin. And I've never been so worried.

Questioning Sanity and Freedom

Aleksandr Timofeyev: What, have you been released from the madhouse yet?

A Darkly Humorous Take on Marriage

Aleksandr Timofeyev: If you were my wife, I'd hang myself.

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