30 quotes
A Surprising Discovery in Jackass Forever
Chris Pontius
It's semen alright.
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Value of a Smile Despite Loss
Johnny Knoxville
You still got those million dollar teeth that's for sure. ] to reveal a missing tooth]
[''To Steve-O''; ''Steve-O then removes his [[w:dentures|dentures]
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Preparation and Consequences in Everyday Life
Chris Pontius
Preston should've pooped before he came to work today. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
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Confidence in the face of competition
Steve-O
You might be younger, taller, better looking, richer, more talented... but motherfucker I can ride!
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Underwear Surprise in Jackass Forever
Chris Pontius
If you think we're wearing underwear under these tunics... you're sadly mistaken, my friend.
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Unforgettable Experience Described by Johnny Knoxville
Johnny Knoxville
It felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass.
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Reflecting on Two Decades of Stunts
Johnny Knoxville
Almost twenty years ago today, we filmed the original cup test... and now twenty years later we're still doing the same stupid shit.
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Unexpected Predicament with Honey and Salmon
Ehren McGhehey
I'm trapped! ] all over his head] And you're putting honey on me! ] on the chair near his crotch] And salmon? Oh, my God! WHAT THE FUCK... IS GOING ON...?!
[''He is strapped down in a chair''; ''Johnny pours [[w:honey|honey; ''Johnny then pours chunks of [[w:salmon|salmon; ''The door opens and a bear roars as it comes in'']
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Starting a New Life Alone
Dave England
No, fuck you. I'll start a new life in here.
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The Pain of Dick Injuries
Jason Wee Man Acuña
Dick pain hurts.
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Embracing Danger and Life's Journey
Ehren McGhehey
I've lived a life of danger. I've used my body to find my soul, broken, beaten, as I get old. Now buckle up and enjoy the ride, it's almost time for me to fly.
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Maturity in Jackass: A New Era
Chris Pontius
A lot of people ask: "What will Jackass be like once we're older". Well, it'll get more mature.
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Preference for Pig Over Horse Meat
Chris Pontius
It's been a while since I ate the horse semen, but I think I prefer the pig. Bacon's better than horse meat right?
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High as a Moose's Caboose
Johnny Knoxville
I went up high as a moose's caboose.
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Inquiry about Eric's condition
Johnny Knoxville
What did you guys do to Eric?
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Passing the Torch to the Next Generation
Chris Pontius
These guys are old, we paid our dues, so we're handing the torch to you.
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Jackass Forever - Dave England
Dave England
I just said why can't I wear my cool hat and now I know why.
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Curtains and Drapes: A Bold Statement
Chris Pontius
And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes, let me tell you, I tore those drapes out a long time ago.
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Concussions Before 50: A Cautionary Perspective
Steve-O
Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool, and Knoxville is 49, so we're good.
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Winners and Steve-O in Jackass Forever
Johnny Knoxville
We have winners and we have Steve-O.
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Reflections on Risk and Value in Life
Steve-O
So here we are back at the bullring. Even at the time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring, you know. When life was it's least valuable I would have no part in this bullshit. And it's my least favorite thing. The movie's going so well, why the fuck are we doing this?
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Introduction to Jackass by Johnny Knoxville
Johnny Knoxville
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!
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Concussions and Age: A Lighthearted Reflection
Steve-O
Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool, and Knoxville is 49, so we're good.
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Awakening of the Beast and the Monster
Chris Pontius
When the beast awakens, the monster arises.
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Unexpected Reactions to Magic Tricks
Johnny Knoxville
That bull didn't like fucking magic!
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Unusual Sensation Described by Dave England
Dave England
I can barely taste the pig cum in this.
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Johnny Knoxville Introduces Himself as Magnificent
Johnny Knoxville
Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent. Today I'm going to wow you with ].
[[w:Sleight of hand|my supreme skills of prestidigitation]
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Uneven Fight in a Violent Brawl
Chris Pontius
That was a violent brawl. One sided to be sure.
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Playful Rhyme About Childhood Fun
Chris Pontius
Milk milk lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. Stick your finger up that hole. Now you've got a Tootsie Roll!
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Humorous Confession of a Bathroom Experience
Steve-O
Yeah, that rang my bell. I took a huge shit in there too.
[''After getting hit in the head by a speeding soccer ball''; ''Points to trailer behind him'']
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