Jackass Forever (2022) - Quotes

Jason Wee Man Acuña: Dick pain hurts.

Dave England: I can barely taste the pig cum in this.

Dave England: I just said why can't I wear my cool hat and now I know why.

Dave England: No, fuck you. I'll start a new life in here.

Ehren McGhehey: [''He is strapped down in a chair''; ''Johnny pours [[w:honey|honey; ''Johnny then pours chunks of [[w:salmon|salmon; ''The door opens and a bear roars as it comes in''] I'm trapped! ] all over his head] And you're putting honey on me! ] on the chair near his crotch] And salmon? Oh, my God! WHAT THE FUCK... IS GOING ON...?!

Ehren McGhehey: I've lived a life of danger. I've used my body to find my soul, broken, beaten, as I get old. Now buckle up and enjoy the ride, it's almost time for me to fly.

Chris Pontius: When the beast awakens, the monster arises.

Chris Pontius: A lot of people ask: "What will Jackass be like once we're older". Well, it'll get more mature.

Chris Pontius: If you think we're wearing underwear under these tunics... you're sadly mistaken, my friend.

Chris Pontius: That was a violent brawl. One sided to be sure.

Chris Pontius: Milk milk lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. Stick your finger up that hole. Now you've got a Tootsie Roll!

Chris Pontius: It's been a while since I ate the horse semen, but I think I prefer the pig. Bacon's better than horse meat right?

Chris Pontius: It's semen alright.

Chris Pontius: These guys are old, we paid our dues, so we're handing the torch to you.

Chris Pontius: And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes, let me tell you, I tore those drapes out a long time ago.

Chris Pontius: Preston should've pooped before he came to work today. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

Steve-O: So here we are back at the bullring. Even at the time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring, you know. When life was it's least valuable I would have no part in this bullshit. And it's my least favorite thing. The movie's going so well, why the fuck are we doing this?

Steve-O: [''After getting hit in the head by a speeding soccer ball''; ''Points to trailer behind him''] Yeah, that rang my bell. I took a huge shit in there too.

Steve-O: Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool, and Knoxville is 49, so we're good.

Steve-O: You might be younger, taller, better looking, richer, more talented... but motherfucker I can ride!

Steve-O: Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool, and Knoxville is 49, so we're good.

Johnny Knoxville: It felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass.

Johnny Knoxville: That bull didn't like fucking magic!

Johnny Knoxville: [[w:Sleight of hand|my supreme skills of prestidigitation] Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent. Today I'm going to wow you with ].

Johnny Knoxville: Almost twenty years ago today, we filmed the original cup test... and now twenty years later we're still doing the same stupid shit.

Johnny Knoxville: I went up high as a moose's caboose.

Johnny Knoxville: What did you guys do to Eric?

Johnny Knoxville: [''To Steve-O''; ''Steve-O then removes his [[w:dentures|dentures] You still got those million dollar teeth that's for sure. ] to reveal a missing tooth]

Johnny Knoxville: We have winners and we have Steve-O.

Johnny Knoxville: Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!