Jailbait

The worlds most notorious jackass Matt Pritchard of Dirty Sanchez fame has been unceremoniously tossed into prison on a trumpedup indecent exposure charge And life on the inside is less kind than youd think for the mad Welshman whos made a name for himself selfinflicting bodily harm and inserting assorted objects into places where the sun dont shine Like Paris Hilton before him Pritch has become the ultimate Subservient Celebrity and now youre calling the shots