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Jason X Quotes

"Evil gets an upgrade."

R 2002 · 1h 31m
49
Audience
49
Audience
31 quotes
Challenge of Masculinity in Relationships
Janessa Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
Tsunaron I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.
A Wake-Up Call After Centuries of Death
Brodski How long has she been dead?
Kay-Em 14 4.55 Centuries.
Brodski That's one hell of a wake-up call.
Declaration of Existence
Kay-Em 14 I AM real.
Morning Attitude in Jason X
Janessa I'm real bitchy when I wake up.
Tsunaron Did you just wake up?
Confrontation and Conflict in Jason X
Kay-Em 14 Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.
[to Jason]
Confrontation in a tense moment
Geko Let's smoke this fucker.
Discussion on Polystyrene and Glucomazine Adjustments
KAY-EM 14 So do you like them?
Tsunaron Sure, they're great. I wasn't sure that the polystyrine would bind properly with your outer...
Tsunaron Oh, geez. Looks like I'll have to double the glucomazine.
KAY-EM 14 If they were fixed, would that make you happy.
Tsunaron Yeah, sure.
KAY-EM 14 Maybe then you would want to have sex with me?
Tsunaron Er...well, you're not really programmed for that kind of stuff, Kay-Em. It might fry your emotional cortex.
KAY-EM 14 You are afraid I would malfunction?
Tsunaron If past history holds true, you'll end up as psycho and batty as every other girl I've gone to bed with. I would never want to do that to you.
KAY-EM 14 I wouldn't mind.
Tsunaron Look, Kay-Em. Let's not complicate things. I like our relationship just the way it is.
Machete Retrieval and Its Implications
Professor Lowe Oh, you want your machete! Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya... Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!
[scared; laughs it off; Jason stares at him; calling out]
Jason Voorhees Causes Chaos in Space
Brodski What the Hell is going on?
Rowan Jason-fucking-Voorhees, that's what's going on!
Value of DVDs is often overstated
Dieter Perez A box of DVDs is not a gold mine.
A Plan for Capturing a Target Alive
Sven What do we do with this guy?
Brodski I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.
Inquiry About Facial Appearance
Professor Lowe Can someone tell me what's on his face?
Consequences of Provoking an Engineer
Crutch Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk.
Stranded on a Ship: Seeking Escape
Rowan How do we get off this ship?
Waylander I don't know.
Rowan Could you beam us off or something?
Waylander Beam us off?
Miscommunication Between Characters Leads to Confusion
Tsunaron Whoops.
Rowan What do you mean, "whoops?
Tsunaron Nothing.
Rowan Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops?
Tsunaron I think he saw me.
A Playful Command in a Sci-Fi Setting
Kay-Em 14 Giddy-up!
Frustration Expressed in Challenging Situation
Janessa Oh, this sucks on so many levels!
[right before she is sucked out into space through the metal grate, shredding her]
Facing the Inevitable End
Waylander Now what?
Janessa Now basically, we... we die.
Tension Escalates in Life-or-Death Situation
Kinsa He's here!
Rowan Be quiet!
Kinsa But if he's here, he'll kill us.
Rowan Be quiet! One more sound, and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?
[covers Kinsa's mouth]
Janessa She's good with people.
Conflict and Survival in a Digital Era
Crutch Hey, you're lucky you weren't alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs.
Identifying the Creature's Face in Jason X
Janessa What the hell is that?
Lowe My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron It's a hockey mask.
Lowe Very good, Tsun.
Janessa What's a hockey mask?
KAY-EM 14 Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
Lowe Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here.
Confrontation with a Daring Insult
Pvt. Johnson Why don't you stare at this for a while, you ugly bastard?
[to Jason]
Survival Odds in Jason X Discussed
Tsunaron What do you think? Are we going to make it?
Kay-Em 14 That statistical probability of survival is 12%.
Tsunaron 12%? Can you come up with better odds?
Kay-Em 14 Nope.
Tsunaron Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's bullshit!
Casual Conversations Among Friends
VR Teen Girl #1 Hey, do you want a beer?
VR Teen Girl #2 Or do you wanna smoke some pot?
VR Teen Girl #1 Or we can have premarital sex?
VR Teen Girl #1, VR Teen Girl #2 We love premarital sex!
Probability of Survival Increases to 53%
Tsunaron Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?
Kay-Em 14 Statistical probability of survival just went up to 53%.
Tsunaron You want to go for 100?
A Cautious Suggestion in Uncertain Times
Rowan I don't think he's out there...
Janessa Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?
A Warning About Pants Preservation
Janessa Just... don't wreck my pants.
Humor in the Face of Intelligence
Tsunaron How does he function with a brain that small?
Janessa Way manages.
Waylander That's very funny.
Resilience in the Face of Adversity
Brodski It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog. Yeah, that oughta do it here.
[Jason stabs him through the chest again]
Wealth and Conflict in Jason X
Dieter Perez You are one son of a bitch.
Professor Lowe Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.
Field Trip Concerns in Jason X
Fat Lou Kids and their goddamn field trips. Let's bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this shit.