Family-Friendly Fun Awaits in Joe Somebody
Taglines:
Knockout fun for the whole family!
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Standing Up to the Wrong Person
Taglines:
someone just picked on the wrong nobody.
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A Relatable Comedy for Everyone
Taglines:
A Comedy About Somebody Everybody Can Believe In.
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Questioning Tenure in the Workplace
Joe:
That's Mark McKinney! He's a 7-year employee. W-what's he doing in the 10-year lot?
Natalie:
Maybe he's going to stand around for another 3 years.
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Miscommunication Leads to Unexpected Humor
Natalie:
HEY, that guy is an ass-wipe!
Joe:
NATALIE...
Natalie:
Sorry, I meant "ass-guy".
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Family Dynamics and Eccentricity
Natalie:
Why do I have to spend weekends with them? Can't we just drive by every Saturday and wave?
Joe:
Your mom's a little eccentric. Think of her as an exotic flower.
Natalie:
And that made you what? Dirt?
Joe:
NAT, she's your mom.
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Confrontation and Concern in a Tense Moment
Natalie: [''gets out of the car after Joe gets punched by Mark'']
LEAVE HIM ALONE, DIRTBAG!
Joe:
Don't call anybody a dirtbag.
Natalie:
Daddy, are you okay? You're bleeding.
Joe:
I'm good. I just tripped! I'm okay. Let's go...
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Discussion of a Unique Theater Experience
Callie:
We had a great weekend. Did she tell you about the play?
Joe:
Yeah. The actors were naked.
Natalie:
So were the ushers.
Callie:
They were not!
Joe: [[Beauty and the Beast (1991 film)|Beauty and the Beast]
Callie, ] is in town. What's the matter with that?
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Misunderstanding an Actor's Role
Joe:
You became a farmer?
Rick:
No, Joe. I'm an actor dressed as a farmer... for an audition.
Joe:
Sorry.
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Confusion Over Menu Choices and Performances
Natalie:
Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I MEAN, I ordered a hamburger and I got a 10-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. AND the guy in the play was half-naked!
Joe:
WHAT? Which half?
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Joe Asks for Martial Arts Demonstration
Joe:
Can you show me some of that Crouching Dragon, Hidden Tiger stuff?
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Indifference in a Moment of Hope
Chuck:
Too bad. I was really hoping to give a shit.
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Confronting Family Relationships and Personal Struggles
Natalie: [''on the phone with Joe'']
Dad, just tell me something. Is it you don't want to see me? Or is it you don't want me to see you?
Joe:
Yes... Yes to the second one.
Natalie: [''crying'']
DAD, just please let me come over. Just for a little while...
Joe:
It's okay. Everything's all right. I'm just sitting here drowning my sorrows in a - a quart of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey.
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A Weekend of Disappointing Experiences
Joe:
Did you have fun?
Natalie:
Weekend from hell. They took me to another silly-ass hippie restaurant.
Natalie:
With thee most absurd one-man play ever produced!
Joe:
Silly-ass"?
Natalie:
Dad...
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Confrontation and Uncertainty in Dialogue
Joe:
You talking to me?
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Understanding Panic Attacks in Conversation
Meg:
You're having a panic attack, do you know what that means?
Joe:
It sounds pretty self-explanatory.
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Reflection on Past Visits
Joe:
Did people ever come back here?
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