Sex, Bugs, and Rock 'n' Roll
Tagline:
Sex Bugs Rock n Roll.
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A Lighthearted Question About New Jersey Exits
Ralph Roach: [trying to distract a cat with a comedy act]
Anyone here from New Jersey? What exit? Bada-bing!
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Persistence of Cockroaches in Adversity
Ralph Roach:
Giving up?! What made roaches outlast the dinosaurs? Because roaches never give up! They can stomp us, they can pop us, but they'll never ever stop us! And one day, the Great H bomb's gonna drop, and we'll have the whole stinkin planet to ourselves!
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Tenants of the Planet
Ralph Roach:
Your apartment? I believe we were here first. And we'll be here last too. We've gotta long-time lease on this planet.
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The Challenge of Rent-Controlled Apartments
Walter Shit:
A rent-controlled apartment is one where the rent's been frozen since like the forties. But places like that are hard to find because no one ever leaves them. Unless their landlord's give them a little help.
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The End of an Era in Music
Walter Shit: [after Joe fails to impress anyone with his drumming skills]
I'm sorry, there's not gonna be any rock n roll tonight. This is all that's left! This is all that's left of the rolling thunder of America's heartbeat!
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Unexpected Request for a Drummer Replacement
Walter Shit:
I need you to fill in for my drummer this Saturday. He's dead.
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Request for Personal Space at Work
Joe F. Grotowski: [after saving Ralph's life from the cat]
Yeah? Well, stop following me to work already! For god's sake.
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Navigating East 161st Street and River Avenue
Joe F. Grotowski: [trying to find the address where he is assigned to collect urinal cakes; he finds it only to realize it's [[w:Yankee Stadium|Yankee Stadium]
East 161st Street and River Avenue? East 161st Street and River Avenue! ] ]
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A Remark on a Large Insect
Joe F. Grotowski: [finding a cockroach on a half-eaten sandwich; The cockroach flies off and Joe shrugs before taking a bite out of the sandwich]
That is the biggest, greasiest bug I've ever seen.
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A Letter Home from New York City
Joe F. Grotowski: [thinking about a letter he wants to write; a mugger jumps out from behind a bus, beats up Joe and takes some of his belongings; a third mugger does the same thing too; the last mugger holds a gun at Joe's head at gunpoint]
Dear Mom, I arrived in New York, safe and sound. Dear Mom, I arrived in New York, safe and sound... (a second mugger a short distance away does the same thing) Dear Mom, I arrived in New York- Dear Mom... please send money!
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