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Joker Quotes

R 2019 · 2h 2m 81 Audience
16 quotes
A Unique Entrance and Personal Expression
Murray Franklin Well, that was quite an entrance. You okay?
Joker Yeah. This is exactly how I imagined it.
Murray Franklin Well, that makes one of us.
Murray Franklin So, can you tell us about this look? When we spoke earlier, you mentioned that this look is not a political statement. Is that right?
Joker That’s right, Murray. I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.
Murray Franklin And how’s that going for you?
Murray Franklin So, I know you’re a comedian. You’ve been working on any new material? You wanna tell us a joke?
Murray Franklin He’s got a book. A book of jokes. Take your time. We’ve got all night.
[audience laughs]
Joker Okay, okay, here’s one. Knock, knock.
Murray Franklin And you had to look that up?
Joker I want to get it right. Knock, knock.
Murray Franklin Who's there?
[audience laughs]
Joker It's the police, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead.
[laughs; audience gasps; musician in band goes "wah-wah" on trombone]
Dr. Sally Oh, no, no, no. No, you cannot joke about that.
[unsettled]
Murray Franklin Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. That's not the kind of humor we do on this show.
[tense and somewhat spooked]
Joker Okay... Yeah, you know what? I-I’m sor-I'm sorry. I know. It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. Ever since I... killed those three Wall Street guys.
Murray Franklin Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline.
[confused, but trying to stay in character]
Joker There is no punchline. It's not a joke.
Murray Franklin You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway?
[a bit concerned and edgy]
Joker Mm-hmm.
Murray Franklin And why should we believe you?
Joker I got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life... is nothing but a comedy.
[chuckles and scoffs]
Murray Franklin Well, let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny?
Joker I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's funny or not.
[points to himself; gestures over to Murray]
Audience Member Get him off!
[angry yet frightened]
Murray Franklin Well, o-okay, I-I think... I-I might understand that you... did this to start a movement? To become a-a symbol?
[trying to stay composed]
Joker C'mon, Mur-ray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.
Murray Franklin Okay. So that's it, you're crazy? That's your defense for killing three young men?
Joker No. They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. Ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you'd walk right over me! I pass you every day, and you don't notice me! But these guys... What, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV?!
[smugly; the crowd boos and jeers; Joker/Arthur grows frustrated]
Murray Franklin You have a problem with Thomas Wayne?
Joker Yes, I do. Have you seen what it's like out there, Mur-ray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells, shouts, and screams at each other. Nobody’s civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think we'll all just sit there and take it like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go wild!
Murray Franklin You finished? I mean, there’s so much self-pity, Arthur. You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men. Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful.
[growing impatient]
Joker You're awful, Murray.
[coldly whispers]
Murray Franklin Me? I'm awful? Oh, yeah, how am I awful?
Joker Playing my video. Inviting me on the show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of em.
Murray Franklin You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to. There are riots out there. Two policemen are in critical condition, and you're laughing. You're laughing. Someone was killed today because of what you did.
[offended; Joker starts to laugh]
Joker I know. How about another joke, Mur-ray?
[giggling]
Murray Franklin No, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes.
Joker What do you get...
Murray Franklin I don't think so.
Joker ...When you cross...
Murray Franklin I think we're done with your jokes, that's it.
Joker ...A mentally-ill loner with a SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?!
Murray Franklin Call the police, Gene!
Joker I'll tell you what you get!
Murray Franklin Call the police!
Joker YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKIN’ DESERVE!!!
Joker Goodnight. And always remember, that’s li- ]; as "]" plays in the background, the shot gradually pulls away to reveal a multitude of news reports of Joker's act, revealing he was arrested almost immediately]
[the signal is suddenly cut off, replaced with an [[w:Indian Head test pattern|Indian Head test pattern; [w:Spanish Flea|Spanish Flea]
The Joke That Goes Unshared
Psychiatrist What's so funny?
Arthur I was just thinking... just thinking of a joke.
[laughing and chuckling some more]
Psychiatrist Do you wanna tell it to me?
Arthur You wouldn't get it.
[softly whispers]
Plans for the City Hall Rally
Gary Did you, er, get a new gig?
Joker Nah.
Randall Oh, you must be going down to that rally in City Hall. I hear it's gonna be nuts
Joker Oh, is that today?
Randall Yeah... Well, what's with the make-up, then?
Joker My Mom died. I'm celebrating.
Struggles of Existence and Perception
Arthur Fleck / Joker You don't listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job?" "Are you having negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts. But you don’t listen anyway. I said, for my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do. And people are starting to notice.
Introducing the Joker Character
Arthur Fleck / Joker When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?
Perceptions of a Changing World
Arthur Fleck / Joker Is it just me.….or is it getting crazier out there?
Seeking Connection and Understanding in Isolation
Arthur Fleck / Joker I know it seems strange, I don't mean to make you uncomfortable, I don't know why everyone is so rude, I don't know why you are; I don't want anything from you. Maybe a little warmth, maybe a hug, “Dad“, maybe just a bit of common fucking decency!
[to Thomas Wayne]
Expectations of Normalcy with Mental Illness
Arthur Fleck / Joker The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.
[written in notebook]
Beauty in Chaos
Cop 1 Stop laughing, you freak, this isn't funny.
Cop 2 Yeah, the whole fucking city's on fire all because of you.
Joker I know. Isn’t it beautiful?
Identity and Perception in Arthur's Reality
Arthur I heard this song on the radio the other day, and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival.
Social Worker Arthur...
Arthur Which is crazy, because that’s my clown name at work. And until a little while ago, it was like nobody ever saw me. Even I didn’t know if I really existed.
Social Worker Arthur, I have some bad news for you.
Arthur You don’t listen, do you? I don’t think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. “How’s your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?” All I have are negative thoughts, but you don’t listen anyway. I said, for my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do. And people are starting to notice.
Social Worker They’ve cut our funding. We’re closing down our offices next week. The city has cut funding across the board. Social Services is part of that. This is the last time we’ll be meeting.
Arthur Okay.
Social Worker They don’t give a shit about people like you, Arthur. And they really don’t give a shit about people like me either.
Arthur How am I supposed to get my medication now? Who do I talk to?
Social Worker I’m sorry, Arthur.
Hope for Meaning in Life and Death
Arthur Fleck / Joker I just hope my death makes more cents than my life.
[written in notebook]
Embracing Authenticity Amidst Misunderstanding
Arthur Fleck / Joker You know, you used to tell me...that my laugh was a condition. That there was something wrong with me. There isn’t. That’s the real me.
[to Penny Fleck]
Life's Tragedy Turns to Comedy
Arthur Fleck / Joker You know what’s funny? You know what really makes me laugh? I used to think that my life was a tragedy...but now I realize...it's a fucking comedy.
Aspiration in Stand-Up Comedy
Arthur Fleck / Joker Everybody's telling me that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs.
A Lifetime of Unhappiness
Arthur Fleck / Joker I haven't been happy one minute of my entire fucking life.
Anticipation of a TV Appearance
Arthur Fleck / Joker Do you watch Murray Franklin's show? I'm gonna be on tonight. It's fuckin crazy, innit? Me on the telly?
[in a Cockney accent]