9 quotes
A Warning About Safety and Preparation
Hank
Hey, get down from there!
[watches Alexander mount a giant bee]
Alexander
And why should I?
Hank
Because ] doesn't cover old ladies falling off of bees. Now get down from there!
[[w:Medicare (United States)|Medicare]
Alexander
Suit yourself! But make sure you're wearing swimming trunks when this place becomes the ]!
[[w:Pacific Ocean|Pacific Ocean]
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Counting in a conversation
Alexander
On three. One...
[on Sean's sprained ankle]
Hank
What happened to two and three?
Sean
Yes, what happened to two and three?
Alexander
Two. Three.
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A Lighthearted Reminder to Flex Your Muscles
Hank Parsons
Pop your pecs.
[to Sean]
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Comment on Poor Handwriting
Gabato
Man, that guy had some terrible handwriting.
[reading the Hindu writing in Captain Nemo's journal]
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Preference for Titanic over current situation
Hank Parsons
I'd rather take the Titanic.
[seeing Gabato's old helicopter]
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Checking In to Heaven
Gabato
If this is heaven, I'm checking in.
[upon seeing the beauty of Mysterious Island]
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Invitation to Adventure
Alexander Anderson
Who's up for an adventure?
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Unexpected Impressions of a Helicopter
Hank
What in the blue heck is that?
[after seeing Gaboto's old helicopter]
Gaboto
The finest helicopter in Palau.
Sean
Hate to see the worst.
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Revealing the Mysterious Island
Sean
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
Hank
...The mysterious island.
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