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Unveiling Secrets at a Wedding
Devlin
So, where's Danny?
Katherine
Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.
Devlin
Come again?
Katherine
I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.
Devlin
Why?
Katherine
Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.
Devlin
Really?
Katherine
So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.
Devlin
Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.
Katherine
He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
Devlin
Ian and I are breaking up.
Katherine
What? What happened?
Devlin
Well for starters, he's gay. I mean, look at him .
Ian
That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.
[with a group of sailors]
Katherine
Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.
Devlin
I've seen him do that with the soap.
Katherine
Oh! What about the iPod?
Devlin
He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.
Katherine
Oh God! So what?
[laughs]
Devlin
Well, this is different?
Katherine
Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?
Devlin
I don't know.
Danny
Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
Devlin
I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.
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The Importance of a Good Wingman
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Sometimes a guy's best wingman... is a wingwoman.
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The Importance of Female Companionship in Romance
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Sometime you need a girl, to get the girl.
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