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Ollie's Frustration with Kids Unleashed
Outback Ollie
Nobody move, or Jessie here goes for a little swim with the crocs. And if I ain't mistaken, it's just about feeding time!
Louis
Don't do it, Ollie! Think of the kids!
Outback Ollie
THE KIDS? I HATE THE KIDS, EVERY LAST ROTTEN ONE OF THEM! SCREAMING AND CRYING ALL DAY LONG!
Outback Ollie
AH, SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE BRATS!
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Disagreement on the Importance of Australia
Louis
We should've never come back to Australia! It's not worth it!
Charlie
Sure it is, Louis! It's worth anything to bring Charlie and Louis shampoo to the entire civilized world!
Jackie Legs
CUT!! No, no, no! This is supposed to be an action piece! I'm not feelin it, people!
Snake
It was me, wasn't it? I knew it! I came in late on the hiss. The coil felt all wrong.
Frilled Lizard
It's always gotta be about you, doesn't it?
Jackie Legs
Fellas, you're big, scaly guys. Help me out here! I need a real attack! Think menace. Sheer terror. Louis, you were magnificent. I laughed. I cried. I believed!
[to the crocodiles; to Louis]
Charlie
Excuse me, Jackie? I mean, Mr. Legs. How about me?
[Jackie gives him a look]
Jackie Legs
You were very good, too, Charlie. But whaddya say this time we give all your lines to Louis?
Spider
Yo, Mr. Director, nobody said nothin about no stunt work! I sprained four of my friggin ankles when Shampoo Boy over there knocked me off his shoulder!
[dangles down in front of Jackie with four of his legs bandaged]
Snake
While we're at it, I don't like the way you've been talking to me.
Frilled Lizard
Yeah, time someone taught you a lesson.
Jackie Legs
Come on, mates. It's all in good fun.
Crocodile
You wanna see terror? How's THIS for terror?!
[lunges at Jackie when Louis wakes up]
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