The Importance of Sincerity in Romance
Leopold:
As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections, and it's no wonder. You, Charles, are a merry-andrew.
Charlie:
A what?
Leopold:
Everything plays a farce to you. Women respond to sincerity. No-one wants to be romanced by a buffoon.
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Desiring Resplendence Over Readiness
Millard:
I don't want him ready. I want him resplendent!
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Fate as a Complex, Beautiful Pretzel
Stuart:
All this time I thought that I had "pretzeled" fate, and it had to be untwisted, but what I never considered is that the whole thing is a pretzel. A beautiful 4D pretzel of kismetic inevitability.
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Understanding Time and Its Paradoxes
Stuart:
Theoretically, if you go to the past in the future, then your future lies in the past. This is a picture of you in the future - in the past.
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The Commonality of Everyday Frustrations
Kate:
You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice! You know why? Because EVERYBODY pushes their toast down twice!
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Honesty After a Month Apart
Kate:
I haven't been your girlfriend for a whole month now. You can tell me the truth.
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Clarifying a misunderstanding about a performance
Leopold: [to JJ; [La Boheme|Boheme]
By the way, there is no "Andre" in ]; it's Rodolfo. And though it takes place in France, it is rarely played in French as it is written in Italian. Goodnight, Kate.
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A Duel of Honor and Skill
Leopold:
I warn you, scoundrel, I was trained to ride at the King's Academy, and schooled in weaponry by the Palace Guard; you stand no chance. When you run, I shall ride, and when you stop, the steel of this strap shall be lodged in your brain!
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Chivalry in Modern Times
Leopold:
I'm accustomed to stand when a woman leaves the table.
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Gentlemen and Canine Responsibilities
Leopold:
Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movements?
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