Kids Quotes

Telly Know what I want to do?

Girl You want to fuck me. But you can't fuck me...You know why? Cause I don't want no baby.

Casper I'm Casper, the friendly ghost / The dopest ghost in town / All the bitches love me cause I'm fuckin Casper / The dopest ghost around.

Jennie What if you can't make yourself happy?

Taxi driver Then I don't know. You know what you do then you forget, you block it out... If you want to be happy don't think... if you stutter don't talk.

Taxi driver You look like the prom queen. I dated the prom queen when I was your age. She was the first girl I stuck my tongue in.

Telly When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you go to sleep at night you dream of pussy. When you wake up it's the same thing. It's there in your face. You can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young the only place to go is inside. That's just it - fucking is what I love. Take that away from me and I really got nothing.

Casper That girl was 12, you hit that shit up?

Telly Who am I? I'm the motherfuckin virgin surgeon....Once it was on, we fucked for like a good half an hour. I had to keep taking it out and putting it back in. It hurt the first time. Didn't want to come too quick either...That bitch was so clean, dude...I think I'm getting addicted to this shit...It's all I think about now.

Casper Hey Telly, she suck your dick, man?

Telly A little bit, but I really didn't want her to...Having a virgin suck your dick, that's so basic, man. It's simple, it's easy. But like, if you deflower a girl, man, ah, man, you're the man! No one can ever do that again. You're the only one. No one has the power to do that again.

Casper Right. The way I see it. My outlook on the situation. It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying? Say you was to die tomorrow right, fifty years from now all the virgins you ever fucked are gonna remember you. Right? They gonna tell their grandkids about that shit.

Ruby There's a difference between making love, having sex, and then fucking.

Telly Virgins. I love em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank, no nothin'. Just pure pleasure.

Telly Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. Nah, but you still gotta use em, yo. At least I did once.

Nurse Jennie, you've tested positive for the HIV virus.

Jennie What?

Nurse The test isn't one hundred percent accurate. You should...

Jennie I tested positive?

Nurse I'm sorry.

Jennie But I only had sex with Telly...

Jennie I just got tested to keep Ruby company...