Unexpected Situations in the Tropics
June:
Why am I in a bikini?
Roy:
We're in the tropics...
June:
How did I get into the bikini, Roy?
Roy:
June...I have been trained to disable a bomb in a padded jail cell with nothing but a Junior Mint and a tooth pick. I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without...looking. ...I'm not saying that's what I did....
Roy:
I did warn you not to get on the plane.
June:
When? How?
Roy:
When I said, Sometimes things happen for a reason'.
June:
That's not a warning, Roy! That's like a saying on a bumper sticker. Next time, try, June, if you get on that plane, you will freaking die!
June:
Please...stop shooting people!
Roy:
Okay. I understand. You stay here while I go talk to the guys back in the tunnel. *stands up with his gun in hand* Actually, I'm going to go shoot them, but I'll be back!
Roy:
We lost the pilots.
June:
Where did they go?
Roy:
Well, they were, uh...shot.
June:
Who shot them?
Roy:
Well, um, me.
June:
*starts cracking up* Ha! This is great!
Roy:
*Laughs sarcastically* Well, I'm glad you're taking this so well. *stands up and walks to the cockpit*
June:
Where are you going?
Roy:
To land the plane. Put on your seatbelt, please.
June:
*runs into the cockpit* They're all dead out there! *Looks around* They're all dead in here, too!
Roy:
Oh, hi, come in! *flying the plane*
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