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Unexpected Situations in the Tropics
June
Why am I in a bikini?
Roy
We're in the tropics...
June
How did I get into the bikini, Roy?
Roy
June...I have been trained to disable a bomb in a padded jail cell with nothing but a Junior Mint and a tooth pick. I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without...looking. ...I'm not saying that's what I did....
Roy
I did warn you not to get on the plane.
June
When? How?
Roy
When I said, Sometimes things happen for a reason'.
June
That's not a warning, Roy! That's like a saying on a bumper sticker. Next time, try, June, if you get on that plane, you will freaking die!
June
Please...stop shooting people!
Roy
Okay. I understand. You stay here while I go talk to the guys back in the tunnel. *stands up with his gun in hand* Actually, I'm going to go shoot them, but I'll be back!
Roy
We lost the pilots.
June
Where did they go?
Roy
Well, they were, uh...shot.
June
Who shot them?
Roy
Well, um, me.
June
*starts cracking up* Ha! This is great!
Roy
*Laughs sarcastically* Well, I'm glad you're taking this so well. *stands up and walks to the cockpit*
June
Where are you going?
Roy
To land the plane. Put on your seatbelt, please.
June
*runs into the cockpit* They're all dead out there! *Looks around* They're all dead in here, too!
Roy
Oh, hi, come in! *flying the plane*
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