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Life in the Dog Pound
Uncredited
Thurl Ravenscroft as Dog in Pound
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Navigating the Animal Kingdom's Challenges
Tramp
We'd better go through this place from A to Z. Apes. No, no, no, no. No use even asking them. They wouldn't understand.
[one of the apes in their cage scratches his head at the two dogs, while the other two both look at the audience]
Lady
They wouldn't?
Tramp
Uh-uh. Too closely related to humans. Uh-oh! Alligators. Now, there's an idea! Say, Al? Do you suppose you could nip this contraption off for us?
[to an alligator about the muzzle]
Al the Alligator
Glad to oblige.
[opens his mouth wide to the point where Lady's entire head can fit in it]
Tramp
Whoa, WHOA! Huh! If anybody ever needed the muzzle is here.
[saves her just in time as Al nearly, and accidentally, bites Lady's head off, and the hyena laughs hysterically in his cage at both dogs]
Beaver
TIMBER!
[off-screen]
Tramp
Hey, Pigeon! Look out! Now, what hair-brains idiot would-? Hey, look! It's a beaver! This answer to our problem!
[the tree falls over close to the two dogs; notices a beaver chewing on the tree]
Beaver
Let me see here...6 foot 6 and 7/16 inches.
[inspects the tree]
Tramp
Uh...Pardon me, friend! I wonder if you'd do us your little...
Beaver
Busy, sonny! Busy! Can stop to gossip now. Gotta slide this sycamore to...the swamp.
[tries to push the tree]
Tramp
Yeah, well, this will only take a second of your time.
Beaver
Only the second!? Listen to me, sonny! You realize every second 70 centimeters of water is wasted over that spill-way?!
[points to his unfinished dam]
Tramp
Yeah, but...
Beaver
You gotta get this log moving, sonny! You gotta get moving! Think the cuttin takes the time! It's the doggone haulin'!
Tramp
The haulin'! Exactly! Now, what you need is-
[notices the leash to Lady's muzzle and the limb on the tree]
Beaver
I'd better bisect this section here.
[begins chewing on the log]
Tramp
What you need is a log puller! I SAID A LOG PULLER!
[a beaver chews loudly, shouting]
Tramp
And by the lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-failed, little-giant log puller! This Busy Beaver's Friend!
Beaver
You don't say!
Tramp
Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip, or ravel! Turn around, sister, to showing customers and merchandises. And it cuts log-hauling time 66%!
Beaver
66%, eh!? Think of that! Well, how does it work?
[chuckles]
Tramp
Why, it's no work at all. You neatly slip this ring into the limb like this... and haul it off!
[slips the leash of Lady's muzzle into the limb of the log]
Beaver
Say, you mind if I slip it on for size?
Tramp
Help yourself, friend! Help yourself!
Beaver
Okay, don't mind if I do! How do you get the "consarned" thing off, sonny?
[pulls on the rope to Lady's muzzle]
Tramp
Glad you brought that up, friend. Glad you brought that up. To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth.
Beaver
Like this?
[puts the strap of Lady's muzzle between his teeth]
Tramp
Correct, friend! Now bite hard! You see?
[a beaver bites the strap of the muzzle, removing it from Lady]
Lady
It's off!
[relieved]
Beaver
Say, that is simple!
Tramp
Well, friend, we'll be on our way now, so...
Beaver
Uh-uh-uh-uh! Not so fast now, sonny! I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory before we settle on a price.
[puts on the muzzle]
Tramp
Oh, no! It's all yours, friend! You can keep it!
Beaver
Uh, I can, huh? I can!?
Lady
Uh-huh. It's the free sample.
Beaver
Well, thanks a lot! Thanks ever so... Say! It works swell!
[the log rolls down the hill, causing him to tumble with it; when the log hits the river, it blocks it completely, completing the dam; water squirts out of a beaver's mouth]
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Perspective of a Pet Shop Assistant
Uncredited
Jerry Mann as the Pet Shop Assistant
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The Joy of Love and Togetherness
Uncredited
Bob Hamlin as Tony (singing voice)
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Al the Alligator's Perspective on Life
Uncredited
Ted Cassidy as Al the Alligator
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Expecting a Baby Explained to Lady
Trusty
You see, Miss Lady, there comes the time in the life of all humans when, uh - Well, as they put it, uh, these Birds and these Bees? Or, well, uh, the stork? You know? No? Well, then, uh-
Jock
What he's trying to say, lassie, is Darling is expecting the wee-bairn.
Lady
Bairn"?
Trusty
He means a baby, Miss Lady.
Lady
Oh. What's a baby?
Jock
Well, they, they resemble humans.
Trusty
But I'd say the mite smaller.
Jock
Aye, and they walk on all fours.
Trusty
And, if I remember correctly, they beller a lot.
Jock
Aye, and they're very expensive. You will not be permitted to play with.
Trusty
But they're mighty sweet.
Jock
And very, very soft.
Tramp
Just a cute little bundle...of trouble. Yeah, they scratch, pinch, pull ears - Aw, but shucks, any dog can take that. It's what they do to your happy home. Move it over, will ya, friend? Homewreckers. That's what they are.
[barging in after seeing Lady for the first time; the three see him in shock; pushes Jock out of the way]
Jock
Look here, laddie! Who are you to barge in?!
Tramp
The voice of experience, buster. Heh-heh. Boy, just wait til Junior gets here. You feel the urge for a nice, comfortable scratch, and... "Put that dog out! He'll get fleas all over the baby!" You start barking at some strange mutt... "Stop that racket, you'll wake the baby!" And then - then they hit you in the room and board department. Oh, remember those nice, juicy cuts of beef? Forget em. Leftover baby food. And that nice, warm bed by the fire? A leaky dog house.
[Trusty scratches himself; imitates female voice; normal voice; barks at Jock; imitates female voice; normal voice; Lady imagines the beef; the beef changes into baby food; Lady shake the food off her face; Lady rests on the bed, but the fireplace changes into the doghouse in the rain]
Lady
Oh, dear.
[finished imagining; worried]
Jock
Do not listen to him, Lassie! No human is that cruel!
Trusty
Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend is his human.
Tramp
Where do you fall for that old line?
Jock
Aye, and we have no need for mongrels, and their radical ideas! Off with you, now! Off with you! Off with you!
Tramp
Well, okay, Sam.
Jock
My name is Jock!
Tramp
Uh... I mean, Jock.
Jock
Heather Lad Glenn O'Cairn to you!
Tramp
Okay, okay, okay! Now, remember this, Pidge. A human heart is only for love and affection. But, when a baby moves in, the dog moves out.
[to Lady]
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Sound of Innocence in Animation
Uncredited
Tommy Luske as ] (Baby Sound Effects)
[[Jim Jr.]
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A Timeless Love Story Unfolds
Taglines
One of the Greatest Love Stories Ever Told.
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Celebrating Joy in a Classic Film
Taglines
... and NOW his Happiest Motion Picture!
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Opposites Attract in Love and Freedom
Taglines
She's from the leash and license set... he's footloose and collar free!
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Stray Dogs Reflect on Life's Challenges
Uncredited
Mel Blanc as Stray Dogs
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Calculating a rough estimate for expenses
Jim Dear
Uh-huh. Hmm. Now, let's see. That'll be about... Oh, well.
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A Melodic Reflection on Love and Togetherness
Uncredited
Donald Novis as Carol Singer
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Tramp Offers Help to a Friend in Need
Tramp
Hey, Pidge. What are you doing in this side of the tracks? I thought you were... Wha... Aw, you poor kid. Oh, we've gotta get this off. Hmm. I think I know of that very place. Come on.
[to Lady]
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A Christmas Gift of Love and Surprise
Jim Dear
It's for you, Darling. Merry Christmas.
[giving Darling the hatbox]
Darling
Oh, Jim Dear. It's the one I was admiring, isn't it? Trimmed with ribbons?
Jim Dear
Well, it has the ribbon, huh?
Darling
Oh, how sweet!
Jim Dear
You like her, darling?
Darling
Oh, I love her. What the perfectly beautiful little lady.
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A Visit to the Zoo
Tramp
Well, here we are.
Lady
The zoo?
Tramp
Sure! No, no. This way. Follow me.
Lady
Oh!
Tramp
What's the matter, Pige?
Lady
We can't go in.
Tramp
Why not?
Lady
Well, the sign says, "No Dogs Allowed".
Tramp
Yeah, well, well, that's...That's an angle.
Lady
Angle?
Tramp
Look, we'll just wait for the right... Uh-oh! Here we are now. Just lay down.
[the professor appears reading a book; whistles at the zoo security guard, then barks]
Zoo Security Guard
Hey, you!
Professor
Uh, I beg your pardon? Were you addressing me?
[closes his book]
Zoo Security Guard
What's the matter!? Can't you read!?
[shows the professor the "No Dogs Allowed" sign]
Professor
Why, yes. Several languages.
Zoo Security Guard
Oh, a wise guy, eh? All right, now... ...what's this creature doing here?
[Tramp growls viciously at him; points to Tramp with his nightstick]
Professor
He's not my dog.
Zoo Security Guard
Oh, he's not, eh?!
Professor
Let go! Go away! Go on! Why, certainly not, officer.
Zoo Security Guard
Aye, and I suppose you'll be telling me next that it was the dog that was whistling, eh!?
Professor
I-I-I'm certain I don't know.
Zoo Security Guard
Oh, so, I'm a liar now, am I?! Well, you listen to me! AHA! Resisting an officer of the law! Oh, you're going to pay! OW! Pull a knife on me, would you?! Trying to assassinate me, are you?! Carrying a concealed weapon!
[angrily; Tramp tears off the back of the professor's suit, in order to provoke him into getting into trouble with the zoo security guard; Tramp bites his buttocks; their fight makes some nearby elephants, lions, and giraffes think they both have gone crazy, as they watch the fight from their exhibits]
Tramp
Come on, Pidge. The place is ours.
[continues barking, then to Lady; enters the zoo with Lady, as the zoo security guard and the professor continue fighting]
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A Chance Encounter Among Friends
Tramp
Hey. Psst. Psst.
Bull
Blimey! Look, Peg. It's the Tramp.
Tramp
Shh.
Peg
Hiya, handsome. Come to join the party?
Tramp
All right, all right. No time for wisecracks. I've gotta get you out. I'm tellin ya, the pressure's really hot. Signs all over town.
Peg
Gee, thanks.
Bull
You're a bit of all right, chum.
Tramp
Okay, okay, get going.
Dog Catcher
Hey, what's goin on over there?
Tramp
Scram! And be careful.
[Peg and Bull leaves, he tries to stop the dog catcher, while growling]
Dog Catcher
What?! You mangy mutt! Hey, let go! Let go of me! Let go! Let go!
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Unexpected Encounter in the Neighborhood
Tramp
Some fun, eh? Huh, kid?
Farmer
Hey! What's going on in there?!
[off-screen]
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The Doggone Happiest Moment
Taglines
It's the doggone HAPPIEST!
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Dinner Preparations and Tensions Rise
Tony
Now-a, first-a we fix-a the table-a.
[to Lady and Tramp in an Italian accent]
Joe
Here are-a your bones-a, Tony!
[comes with a plate of bones]
Tony
Okay-a. Bones. BONES-A!? What's-a the matter-a for-a you-a, Joe?! I break-a your face-a! Tonight-a, Butch-a, he's-a get-a the best-a in-a the house-a!
[look in confusion then hits the plate of bones in the air; rolls an R]
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A Lighthearted Conversation About Food Choices
Jim Dear
Darling, are you sure you want watermelon?
Darling
Mmm-hmm. Oh! And some chop suey, too!
Jim Dear
Chop sue? Oh. Uh... All right, Darling.
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Uncertainty and Hope in Life's Journey
Jim Dear
Darling, Darling, there isn't a way we can tell for sure what it's going to be, is there?
Darling
I'm afraid not. Nobody knows for certain. All we can do is... hope.
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Tramp's Playful Interaction with Puppies
Tramp
Aw, cute little rascals! Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie-cootchie-coo!
[looks into the pet shop window and sees three adorable puppies, sleeping, until one of them walks closer to him; the puppy yaps happily]
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Reassuring Words in Difficult Times
Jim Dear's Friend
Cheer up, Jim. Old Doc Jones has never lost a father yet.
[to Jim Dear]
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Delightful Characters in a Dog's Age
Taglines
The most delightful characters in the dog's age!
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Trusty's Forgotten Wisdom
Trusty
As my grand pappy, Ol Reliable, used to say...I don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before.
[to Lady and Tramp's puppies]
Annette, Collette, and Danielle
No, you haven't, Uncle Trusty.
[in unison]
Trusty
Huh? I haven't? Well, uh, as Old Reliable used to say...He'd say, uh, uh...He'd say, uh, uh...Doggone. You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say!
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Rediscovering First Love Together
Taglines
Fall in love for the first time all over again.
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Aunt Sarah Requests a Muzzle for Lady
Pet Store Clerk
Good afternoon, Ma'am. What can I do for you?
Aunt Sarah
I want a muzzle. A good strong muzzle.
Pet Store Clerk
Yes, Ma'am. Now, here's our latest combination leash and muzzle. Now, first, you just slip it on... like this, and then you'll have to...
[we see the pet store clerk's arms]
Aunt Sarah
Lady!
Pet Store Clerk
Now, hold still, and...
Aunt Srah
Quiet!
Pet Store Clerk
No, no, no! Don't wiggle like that! Nice doggy! Steady! Careful, you little...
Aunt Sarah
Watch out!
Pet Store Clerk
Nice doggy! Good doggy!
Aunt Sarah
Oh, come back! Come back here, I say! Come back here!
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Family Ties and Freedom
Lady
But when she put that horrible muzzle on me...
Tramp
Oh, say no more. You get the whole picture. Aunts, cats, muzzles. Well, that's what comes of tying yourself down to one family.
Lady
Haven't you a family?
Tramp
One for every day of the week. The point is, none of them have me.
Lady
I'm afraid I don't understand.
Tramp
It's simple. You see...Hey! Something tells me it's supper-time. Come on. I'll show you what I mean. Now take the Schultzes here. Little Fritzie...That's me, Pige. Makes this his Monday home.
Lady
Monday home?
Tramp
Ach, ja! Mondays is Mama Schultz cooking der Wiener schnitzel. Delicious! Now, O'Briens here is where little Mike...Sure and that's me again, Pige. Comes of a Tuesday.
[in German accent; normal voice; in Irish accent]
Lady
Of a Tuesday"?
Tramp
Begorra and that's when they're after havin that darlin corn beef. You see, Pige, when you're footloose and collar-free...ah, you take nothing but the best.
[still in Irish accent; normal voice]
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Celebration of a New Arrival
Jim Dear
Yes, Aunt Sarah. It's a boy. Uh-huh. A boy. And he... Huh? What's that? Eyes? Oh, what color are they? Oh. Oh! Oh, gosh! I... I forgot to look! Oh, boy! It's a boy! It's a... Doctor! Doctor! It's a boy! It's a boy!
[to Aunt Sarah on the phone; to the doctor]
Doctor
Yes, yes, I know.
Jim Dear
Aha! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! It's a boy! It's a boy! It's a boy!
Aunt Sarah
Hello? Hello, Jim? Are you there, Jim? Central, Central, we've been cut off. Hello? Hello? Hello? Um... Uh... Hello?
[on the phone; to the operator]
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Misunderstandings and Warnings Among Family and Pets
Aunt Sarah
Thank goodness I got there in time. There they were, crib overturned...
[from outside]
Jim Dear
Oh, I'm sure there must be some mistake. I know Lady wouldn't-
[from outside; opens the basement door]
Aunt Sarah
Watch out! That dog's loose! Keep her away!
Jim Dear
Nonsense! She's trying to tell us something. What is it, old girl? What are you trying...? Darling, Aunt Sarah, come here!
[Lady leads them upstairs to the baby's room; she shows the dead rat behind the window curtain; sees the dead rat]
Darling
What is it, Jim?
Aunt Sarah
AHHH!!! A RAT!!!
[freaking out]
Trusty
A rat? We should've known.
[realizing]
Jock
I misjudged him...badly.
[regrets himself]
Trusty
Come on. We got to stop that wagon.
[runs off]
Jock
But man, we don't know which way they've gone.
[runs after trusty]
Trusty
We'll track em down.
Jock
A-A-A-And Then?!
Trusty
We'll hold em. Hold em at bay!
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