Land of the Lost Quotes

Will Did you not just see that we drew the attention of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?

Marshall Look, I think the PhD after my name means I know a thing or two something about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct. Like I've said before, it's got the brain the size of a walnut...'kay? You got me? A walnut. (interrupted by loud thump)

Marshall Sweet Gregor Mendel.

Holly Whoa, what is it?

Marshall It's a walnut!

Will Well, obviously, this is between you and him.

Dr. Rick Marshall Because if you don't make it, it's your own damn vault. That's a bitch-slap of truth right there.

Dr. Rick Marshall Captain Kirk's nipples!

Will Stanton Come on, Chaka. Let's work on our mission statement.

Marshall What a piece of crap! The machine, I mean. Not ]. I love showtunes. They really tell the story of the human condition.

Holly That's a bit gay.

Marshall It is great.

Dr. Rick Marshall How dare you?! How dare you?!

Will Stanton It's the perfect woman. Big old set of boobies, no head and a handle.

Holly Cantrell Hot coffee!

Will Hey Marshall! You ever get tired of being wrong?!

Marshall I do! I really do! Bone tired!