Intelligent Dinosaurs Challenge Experts' Assumptions
Will:
Did you not just see that we drew the attention of a highly intelligent psycho dinosaur?
Marshall:
Look, I think the PhD after my name means I know a thing or two something about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are creatures of brute instinct. Like I've said before, it's got the brain the size of a walnut...'kay? You got me? A walnut. (interrupted by loud thump)
Marshall:
Sweet Gregor Mendel.
Holly:
Whoa, what is it?
Marshall:
It's a walnut!
Will:
Well, obviously, this is between you and him.
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Appreciating Showtunes in Unlikely Conversations
Marshall: [[w:A Chorus Line|"A Chorus Line"]
What a piece of crap! The machine, I mean. Not ]. I love showtunes. They really tell the story of the human condition.
Holly:
That's a bit gay.
Marshall:
It is great.
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Frustration with Constantly Being Wrong
Will:
Hey Marshall! You ever get tired of being wrong?!
Marshall:
I do! I really do! Bone tired!
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A Humorous Take on Idealized Beauty
Will Stanton:
It's the perfect woman. Big old set of boobies, no head and a handle.
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Collaboration on a Mission Statement
Will Stanton:
Come on, Chaka. Let's work on our mission statement.
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Holly Cantrell Expresses Love for Coffee
Holly Cantrell:
Hot coffee!
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Personal Responsibility and Truth in Adversity
Dr. Rick Marshall:
Because if you don't make it, it's your own damn vault. That's a bitch-slap of truth right there.
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Confrontation and Outrage in Land of the Lost
Dr. Rick Marshall:
How dare you?! How dare you?!
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Humorous Reference to Captain Kirk
Dr. Rick Marshall:
Captain Kirk's nipples!
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