Colonial Canteen

Our hero is the canteen man of the regiment with his bossy missusas infuriating as his military superiorshe reigns so to speak over the grunts grub One fine dayopportunity knocks his brother has just diedwould you believe ithe made a fortune in America and our canteen man is the sole legatee 100 million bucks Overnighthis life and his wifes changenot only his mates tell him stories to make his heart bleed to get some doughbut two aristocratsa marquis and an earlshort of the readieswant the canteen mans daughter a wise girl in love with a deserving young lawyer doing his military serviceto become their daughterinlaw and to latch on to the girls dowry