Leave It to Beaver (1997) - Quotes

The Beav Returns to the Screen

Tagline: The Beav is back.

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Unexpected Grade Improvement in School Context

Judy: Wow, Beaver. You really pulled up your grade. You got a C.

Beaver: Really?

Judy: Yeah! A "See me after class".

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A Lesson in Frustration and Resistance

Judy: All right. Sit down and shut up! You're going to learn this stuff if I have to shove it down your throat! And just where do you think you're going... Beaver Cleaver?

Beaver: Thanks anyway, Judy. But I'd rather go through 3rd grade a hundred time than listen to your ugly voice for one minute!

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A Direct Request for Honesty

Eddie, Jr.: You looked as though you just walked out the runaway.

June: Eddie?

Eddie, Jr.: Yes, Mrs. Cleaver?

June: Cut the crap.

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Gilbert's Summer Camp Experience and Family Changes

Gilbert Bates: Yo, I'm Gilbert. This summer, my parents shipped me off to camp. I caught impetigo. And when I got back, my dad had moved out. Only since then he moved back, but he's still sleeping in my room and I'm sleeping on the couch.

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