Leave It to Beaver Quotes

Eddie, Jr. You looked as though you just walked out the runaway.

June Eddie?

Eddie, Jr. Yes, Mrs. Cleaver?

June Cut the crap.

Gilbert Bates Yo, I'm Gilbert. This summer, my parents shipped me off to camp. I caught impetigo. And when I got back, my dad had moved out. Only since then he moved back, but he's still sleeping in my room and I'm sleeping on the couch.

Judy All right. Sit down and shut up! You're going to learn this stuff if I have to shove it down your throat! And just where do you think you're going... Beaver Cleaver?

Beaver Thanks anyway, Judy. But I'd rather go through 3rd grade a hundred time than listen to your ugly voice for one minute!

Ward Cleaver June, you're vacuuming in pearls. You know what that does to me!

Tagline The Beav is back.

Beaver Cleaver Oh no, Mom. Oh no, Mom. Oh no-no-no-no-no, Mom.

Judy Wow, Beaver. You really pulled up your grade. You got a C.

Beaver Really?

Judy Yeah! A "See me after class".