Invitation to Celebrate
Taglines:
Join the party!
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Justice Takes a Blonde Turn This Summer
Taglines:
This summer. . . justice is blonde.
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Bigger, Bolder, and Blonder Approach
Taglines:
Bigger. Bolder. Blonder
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The Bend and Snap Goes Awry
Paulette:
Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked.
Serena:
You didn't.
Paulette:
I busted a window.
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Support Across States in Unity
Congresswoman: [looking over her new hairdo]
You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
Paulette:
Thank you Ohio!
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Feeling Out of Place and Misunderstood
Elle: [[w:Labor Day|Labor Day]
Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after ].
Sid:
I hate that feeling, whatever that means.
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Excitement Over Publicly-Traded Company Announcement
Elle: [[w:Gucci|Gucci]
Hello, Tom Brady's football team! I don't think I've been this excited since ] became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn:
Oh my God, it's capitol Barbie.
Reena:
She's so... shiny.
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Fashion Distraction During Serious Discussions
Emmett: [[w:The West Wing|West Wing]
You fall asleep during the ].
Elle:
Yea, but have you seen what they're wearing?
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First Impressions and Color Choices
Emmett:
You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle:
God, that woman wears a lot of pink?
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Misunderstandings at the Versace Dog Spa
V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website:
We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.
Lady at Versace:
You've got the wrong Versace.
Dog Spa receptionist:
Your dogs are gay!
Timothy McGinn:
Write a bill, Britney.
Emmett:
Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.
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Support for Congresswoman Hauser's Efforts
Representative Rudd:
Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!
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Determined to Pursue Her Goals
Representative Rudd:
Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.
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The Flexibility of Language and Meaning
Paulette:
Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense.
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Paulette's Beagle Named After Grandma's Stripper Name
Paulette:
Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!
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Classy Style Inspiration from Paulette
Paulette:
Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!
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A Festive Comparison to the Fourth of July
Paulette:
Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!
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Paulette's Enthusiasm for Legislative Action
Paulette:
Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!
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A Call to Speak Up for America
Elle Woods:
So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!
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Respecting Diversity in Hair Color
Elle Woods:
I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
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Confidence in Navigating New Challenges
Elle Woods:
Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.
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Finding Happiness Beyond Financial Burdens
Elle Woods:
I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
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Elle Woods' Enthusiasm for a Briefcase
Elle Woods:
Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
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Elle Woods' Perspective on CSpan
Elle Woods:
This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
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