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Leprechaun 2 Quotes

"This time... luck has nothing to do with it."

R 1994 · 1h 25m
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31 quotes
Confronting Fear and Intensity in Conflict
Cody Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of ]'s head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya.
[[w:Jayne Mansfield|Jayne Mansfield]
A Leprechaun's Offer of Gold
African-American Leprechaun Yo man, want me gold?
The Preference for Irish Whiskey
The Leprechaun The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!
Alterations for a Full Litter
The Leprechaun I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter.
Unstoppable Confidence of the Leprechaun
The Leprechaun Pour all you want, pour all you can, you won't beat me, cause I'm a Lepre- CAN... hmph... cahn...
[''Drunkenly'']
The Pursuit of Free Food and Drink
Morty Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer.
The Leprechaun's Desire for Gold
The Leprechaun You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold!
Driving Rules in a Compromised State
Cody You can't drive the tour.
Morty Why not?
Cody Because you're plastered!
Morty What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one.
Cody I know, never turn down a paying customer.
Morty I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse. Of course, there's always rule number two.
[''Drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet'']
Cody Which is?
Morty Never kill a paying customer.
Consequence of Betraying a Leprechaun
The Leprechaun Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun!
A Transaction with a Twist
Waiter Just pay up and get out of here.
Leprechaun So it's me gold you be wanting?
Waiter ], ], ], I'd prefer cash, but maybe you're a little short. Aw, you kill me!
[[w:American Express|Gold Card; [w:Visa Inc.|Visa; [w:Mastercard|Master; ''Laughs hysterically'']
Leprechaun Now there's an idea!
Mutual satisfaction in a shared experience
The Leprechaun Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Accusations and a Mysterious Leprechaun
Morty They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.
Cody Me? That's crazy!
Morty That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?
Cody A leprechaun did it.
Morty Maybe I should call the cops.
A Sneezing Bride's Fate
The Leprechaun She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice.
A Thousand-Year Vow of Revenge
The Leprechaun A thousand years ago, a man stopped me from taking me bride! I'll not let it happen again!
Leprechaun's Home Holds Unexpected Surprises
The Leprechaun A leprechaun's home has many surprises.
Different Kisses Reveal True Identities
Bridget How did you know it wasn't me you gave the coin to before?
Cody He kisses differently than you.
Skepticism Amid Supernatural Chaos
Morty I probably should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff.
Cody He dropped a rack of pots on my head.
Morty Oh, well now I'm convinced.
The Financial Reality of Acting
Cody You should've been an actor.
Morty There's no money in it.
Advice Against Drinking and Levitation
Morty Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?
Embracing Irish Heritage with a Kiss
The Leprechaun Kiss me, I'm Irish!
Illusion and Trickery of Leprechaun's Magic
The Leprechaun A vision before you appears to be true. But a leprechaun's magic fools humans like you.
[''The Leprechaun manifests a topless Bridget in front of Ian'']
Bridget's Discontent with the Bridal Chamber
The Leprechaun What do you think of your bridal chamber?
Bridget It... it's awful!
The Leprechaun I know it lacks a woman's touch, but you'll change that.
Leprechaun Questions Desire for Freedom
Leprechaun Do you wish me out of the safe?
A Leprechaun's Vow of Future Retribution
The Leprechaun A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! Happy St. Patrick's Day.
[''Laughs'']
Cody's Warning About Nosebleeds
Cody Watch it, nosebleed!
[''Bumps into African-American Leprechaun when entering the men's room'']
Demands for Transformation and Acceptance
The Leprechaun We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes.
Defining Identity: Leprechaun Clarifies His Nature
The Leprechaun I'm not an elf and I'm not a dwarf. I'm a leprechaun.
Wedding Night Anticipation in Leprechaun 2
The Leprechaun Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night.
Unraveling the Mystery of Stella Lugosi
Cody Oh by the way, that was the final resting place of ].
[''An angry woman chases Cody's tour bus away from her house''; [w:Bela Lugosi|Bela Lugosi]
Tourist Then who the hell was that?
Cody Um, his stepdaughter Stella Lugosi.
A Warning from the Leprechaun
The Leprechaun Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night.
A Family Reunion with a Twist
The Leprechaun A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones.
[''Showing Bridgette the skeleton of William O'Day'']