Leprechaun 2 (1994) - Quotes

Leprechaun Questions Desire for Freedom

Leprechaun: Do you wish me out of the safe?

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Bridget's Discontent with the Bridal Chamber

The Leprechaun: What do you think of your bridal chamber?

Bridget: It... it's awful!

The Leprechaun: I know it lacks a woman's touch, but you'll change that.

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Unraveling the Mystery of Stella Lugosi

Cody: [''An angry woman chases Cody's tour bus away from her house''; [w:Bela Lugosi|Bela Lugosi] Oh by the way, that was the final resting place of ].

Tourist: Then who the hell was that?

Cody: Um, his stepdaughter Stella Lugosi.

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Skepticism Amid Supernatural Chaos

Morty: I probably should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff.

Cody: He dropped a rack of pots on my head.

Morty: Oh, well now I'm convinced.

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Accusations and a Mysterious Leprechaun

Morty: They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.

Cody: Me? That's crazy!

Morty: That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?

Cody: A leprechaun did it.

Morty: Maybe I should call the cops.

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The Financial Reality of Acting

Cody: You should've been an actor.

Morty: There's no money in it.

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Driving Rules in a Compromised State

Cody: You can't drive the tour.

Morty: Why not?

Cody: Because you're plastered!

Morty: What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one.

Cody: I know, never turn down a paying customer.

Morty: [''Drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet''] I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse. Of course, there's always rule number two.

Cody: Which is?

Morty: Never kill a paying customer.

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Different Kisses Reveal True Identities

Bridget: How did you know it wasn't me you gave the coin to before?

Cody: He kisses differently than you.

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A Transaction with a Twist

Waiter: Just pay up and get out of here.

Leprechaun: So it's me gold you be wanting?

Waiter: [[w:American Express|Gold Card; [w:Visa Inc.|Visa; [w:Mastercard|Master; ''Laughs hysterically''] ], ], ], I'd prefer cash, but maybe you're a little short. Aw, you kill me!

Leprechaun: Now there's an idea!

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A Leprechaun's Offer of Gold

African-American Leprechaun: Yo man, want me gold?

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Advice Against Drinking and Levitation

Morty: Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?

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The Pursuit of Free Food and Drink

Morty: Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer.

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Cody's Warning About Nosebleeds

Cody: [''Bumps into African-American Leprechaun when entering the men's room''] Watch it, nosebleed!

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Confronting Fear and Intensity in Conflict

Cody: [[w:Jayne Mansfield|Jayne Mansfield] Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of ]'s head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya.

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Defining Identity: Leprechaun Clarifies His Nature

The Leprechaun: I'm not an elf and I'm not a dwarf. I'm a leprechaun.

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A Thousand-Year Vow of Revenge

The Leprechaun: A thousand years ago, a man stopped me from taking me bride! I'll not let it happen again!

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Illusion and Trickery of Leprechaun's Magic

The Leprechaun: [''The Leprechaun manifests a topless Bridget in front of Ian''] A vision before you appears to be true. But a leprechaun's magic fools humans like you.

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Wedding Night Anticipation in Leprechaun 2

The Leprechaun: Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night.

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A Leprechaun's Vow of Future Retribution

The Leprechaun: [''Laughs''] A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! Happy St. Patrick's Day.

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A Family Reunion with a Twist

The Leprechaun: [''Showing Bridgette the skeleton of William O'Day''] A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones.

The Leprechaun's Desire for Gold

The Leprechaun: You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold!

Mutual satisfaction in a shared experience

The Leprechaun: Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Consequence of Betraying a Leprechaun

The Leprechaun: Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun!

Demands for Transformation and Acceptance

The Leprechaun: We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes.