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Perception of Luck in Unlikely Situations
Lucky
He's a good luck charm.
Gupta
Yes, I can see it's working very well.
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Desires for Hair, Health, and Sports Success
Art
What do I want? I want brown hair. I want health insurance for all Americans. I want the Mets to get their shit together.
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Desire and Confidence in Self-Admiration
Loretta
Look at those tits! I wish I was a man so I could just screw myself right to the floor. And I dare you to feel that ass, Fazio. That's prime.
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The Leprechaun's Unconventional Legal Advice
The Leprechaun
Feeling sick? Stubbed your toe? Call this lawyer. I'll fix your woe. Agony is my business. I'll fight for you! Even you, Mitch.
[''Appears on the TV as a injuries compensation lawyer doing an infommercial'']
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Health Insurance Inquiry in Critical Situation
Doctor
Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance?
Scott
Do ya take Green Cross?
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Cashing a Check in Leprechaun 3
Scott
Excuse me, where can I cash a check?
Mitch
You old enough to be in here, kid? Yes, you're old enough. Right over there. If there's anything you need, just come to me.
[''Sees the amount of Scott's check'']
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A Weighty Conversation About the Past
Loretta
Why don't you hire me?
Fazio
Twenty years ago, Loretta, or should I say twenty pounds ago?
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Closure Announcement at the Casino Table
Mitch
Ladies and gentlemen, due to a slight solicrivilance in the stem of the wheel, the situation is thus - this table is now closed.
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Unexpected Culinary Preferences and Confusion
Scott
There once was a lady of Totten whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived upon penis au gratin.
Waitress
]. No, wait... ]. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds!
[[w:Metallica|Metallica; [w:White Zombie|White Zombie]
Scott
What the hell did I just say?
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Casino Curiosity and Misunderstandings
Scott
I thought maybe you could sneak me inside the casino to see what it's like.
Tammy
What? Do you think this is like ] or something?
[[w:Disneyland|Disneyland]
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Reporting a Leprechaun Encounter
Scott
Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME! Hello?
[''On the phone''; ''Realizes receptionist has hung up'']
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Demand for Gold and Threat of Violence
The Leprechaun
I want my gold shilling. Tell me where it is or there will be another killing.
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Welcome to Vegas: A Losing Streak Begins
Taglines
Welcome To Vegas... Your Losing Streak Is About To Begin!
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A Magician's Demand for Respect
Tammy
Sorry I'm late, Fazio.
Fazio
I told you, you will address me as Great One offstage and on.
Tammy
You're a magician, not ].
[[w:Pope|the Pope]
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Consequences of Deceit in Leprechaun 3
The Leprechaun
For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick!
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Misunderstanding About Engine Mechanics
Scott
Have you ever blown a rod before?
Tammy
I beg your pardon?
Scott
The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons and your rods... You don't want to know this, right?
Tammy
No, actually, I don't.
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Humorous Verse from Leprechaun 3
The Leprechaun
There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather they both clang together and sparks flew out of his ass.
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A Question About Experience
Art
Tell me, what was ] really like?
[''To The Leprechaun''; [w:Judy Garland|Judy Garland]
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Greed and Deception in Leprechaun 3
The Leprechaun
Ah... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip em off and rob em blind, those dirty sons of bitches.
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Confrontation Over Debt and Toughness
Tony
Look sharp, be sharp.
Art
No, tell him the other thing. The threat thing.
Tony
Oh. You pay Arthur the money you owe him or I will kill you.
Mitch
What are you, tough guys? I got hemorrhoids tougher than you.
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The Leprechaun's Parting Words
The Leprechaun
Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road!
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Personality Transplant Needed for Loretta
Fazio
You need more than ], Loretta. You need a personality transplant.
[[w:breast implants|a boob job]
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Leprechaun Enjoys Spicy Indian Cuisine
The Leprechaun
] pawn shop owner after being revived Mmm, I like Indian food. So spicy!
[''To an [[w:Indian peopl|East Indian; [w:granitization|granitized]
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Tragedy Unfolds in Deceitful Casino Environment
The Leprechaun
The signs point to a tragedy about to happen: casino owner dies in a bed of lies.
[''Appears on the TV as a psychic doing a commercial'']
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Leprechaun Threatens Loretta in Confrontation Scene
Loretta
Who the hell are you?
The Leprechaun
I'm a leprechaun me lass, and I'm gonna make you pay.
Loretta
What do you want?
The Leprechaun
Your boobs are big. Your butt is small. But still you're in for quite a fall.
Loretta
What are you talking about?
The Leprechaun
Oh, well didn't you hear? Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear. I'll give ya boobs that'll come out to here.
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A Dispute Over Words and Respect
Tammy
Let me go, you son of a bitch!
Leprechaun
Now that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her green soul.
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Medical Tests and Scheduling Conflicts
Doctor
All right, let's just start with every test that starts with the letter A, tomorrow we'll do the B's, and then Thursday...
Nurse
You play golf on Thursday.
Doctor
Well, this is an emergency.
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Conflict Between Mitch and Loretta
Mitch
Will you keep your voice down? One thing I can't stand is a fat broad with a big mouth.
Loretta
Who's callin fat, fat, Mr. Porker? You couldn't get a woman if your life depended on it.
Mitch
Oh yeah? I could have any broad that I want.
Loretta
Like that bubble-headed little bimbo Miss Tammy?
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A Suggestive Offer for Magic
Fazio
Loretta, darling, if you want magic, bend over. I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass.
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A Token of Unwelcome Appreciation
Fazio
Oh, shit!
[''The Leprechaun has turned his white rabbit into a pile of green feces'']
The Leprechaun
A little token of my esteem. It is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. It comes from ]. You can keep it in a crock.
[[w:Shillelagh|my shillelagh; ''Cruelly chuckles'']
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