Leprechaun 3 - Quotes

Welcome to Vegas: A Losing Streak Begins

Taglines: Welcome To Vegas... Your Losing Streak Is About To Begin!

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Confrontation Over Debt and Toughness

Tony: Look sharp, be sharp.

Art: No, tell him the other thing. The threat thing.

Tony: Oh. You pay Arthur the money you owe him or I will kill you.

Mitch: What are you, tough guys? I got hemorrhoids tougher than you.

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Perception of Luck in Unlikely Situations

Lucky: He's a good luck charm.

Gupta: Yes, I can see it's working very well.

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A Weighty Conversation About the Past

Loretta: Why don't you hire me?

Fazio: Twenty years ago, Loretta, or should I say twenty pounds ago?

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Misunderstanding About Engine Mechanics

Scott: Have you ever blown a rod before?

Tammy: I beg your pardon?

Scott: The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons and your rods... You don't want to know this, right?

Tammy: No, actually, I don't.

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Casino Curiosity and Misunderstandings

Scott: I thought maybe you could sneak me inside the casino to see what it's like.

Tammy: [[w:Disneyland|Disneyland] What? Do you think this is like ] or something?

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A Token of Unwelcome Appreciation

Fazio: [''The Leprechaun has turned his white rabbit into a pile of green feces''] Oh, shit!

The Leprechaun: [[w:Shillelagh|my shillelagh; ''Cruelly chuckles''] A little token of my esteem. It is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. It comes from ]. You can keep it in a crock.

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A Magician's Demand for Respect

Tammy: Sorry I'm late, Fazio.

Fazio: I told you, you will address me as Great One offstage and on.

Tammy: [[w:Pope|the Pope] You're a magician, not ].

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Cashing a Check in Leprechaun 3

Scott: Excuse me, where can I cash a check?

Mitch: [''Sees the amount of Scott's check''] You old enough to be in here, kid? Yes, you're old enough. Right over there. If there's anything you need, just come to me.

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Conflict Between Mitch and Loretta

Mitch: Will you keep your voice down? One thing I can't stand is a fat broad with a big mouth.

Loretta: Who's callin fat, fat, Mr. Porker? You couldn't get a woman if your life depended on it.

Mitch: Oh yeah? I could have any broad that I want.

Loretta: Like that bubble-headed little bimbo Miss Tammy?

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Medical Tests and Scheduling Conflicts

Doctor: All right, let's just start with every test that starts with the letter A, tomorrow we'll do the B's, and then Thursday...

Nurse: You play golf on Thursday.

Doctor: Well, this is an emergency.

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A Dispute Over Words and Respect

Tammy: Let me go, you son of a bitch!

Leprechaun: Now that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her green soul.

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Health Insurance Inquiry in Critical Situation

Doctor: Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance?

Scott: Do ya take Green Cross?

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Unexpected Culinary Preferences and Confusion

Scott: There once was a lady of Totten whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived upon penis au gratin.

Waitress: [[w:Metallica|Metallica; [w:White Zombie|White Zombie] ]. No, wait... ]. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds!

Scott: What the hell did I just say?

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Leprechaun Threatens Loretta in Confrontation Scene

Loretta: Who the hell are you?

The Leprechaun: I'm a leprechaun me lass, and I'm gonna make you pay.

Loretta: What do you want?

The Leprechaun: Your boobs are big. Your butt is small. But still you're in for quite a fall.

Loretta: What are you talking about?

The Leprechaun: Oh, well didn't you hear? Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear. I'll give ya boobs that'll come out to here.

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Desire and Confidence in Self-Admiration

Loretta: Look at those tits! I wish I was a man so I could just screw myself right to the floor. And I dare you to feel that ass, Fazio. That's prime.

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Closure Announcement at the Casino Table

Mitch: Ladies and gentlemen, due to a slight solicrivilance in the stem of the wheel, the situation is thus - this table is now closed.

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A Question About Experience

Art: [''To The Leprechaun''; [w:Judy Garland|Judy Garland] Tell me, what was ] really like?

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Desires for Hair, Health, and Sports Success

Art: What do I want? I want brown hair. I want health insurance for all Americans. I want the Mets to get their shit together.

Personality Transplant Needed for Loretta

Fazio: [[w:breast implants|a boob job] You need more than ], Loretta. You need a personality transplant.

A Suggestive Offer for Magic

Fazio: Loretta, darling, if you want magic, bend over. I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass.

Reporting a Leprechaun Encounter

Scott: [''On the phone''; ''Realizes receptionist has hung up''] Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME! Hello?

Leprechaun Enjoys Spicy Indian Cuisine

The Leprechaun: [''To an [[w:Indian peopl|East Indian; [w:granitization|granitized] ] pawn shop owner after being revived Mmm, I like Indian food. So spicy!

Tragedy Unfolds in Deceitful Casino Environment

The Leprechaun: [''Appears on the TV as a psychic doing a commercial''] The signs point to a tragedy about to happen: casino owner dies in a bed of lies.

The Leprechaun's Unconventional Legal Advice

The Leprechaun: [''Appears on the TV as a injuries compensation lawyer doing an infommercial''] Feeling sick? Stubbed your toe? Call this lawyer. I'll fix your woe. Agony is my business. I'll fight for you! Even you, Mitch.

The Leprechaun's Parting Words

The Leprechaun: Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road!

Demand for Gold and Threat of Violence

The Leprechaun: I want my gold shilling. Tell me where it is or there will be another killing.

Greed and Deception in Leprechaun 3

The Leprechaun: Ah... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip em off and rob em blind, those dirty sons of bitches.

Consequences of Deceit in Leprechaun 3

The Leprechaun: For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick!

Humorous Verse from Leprechaun 3

The Leprechaun: There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather they both clang together and sparks flew out of his ass.