Tension Escalates in a Medical Appointment
Harold:
I'm sorry. You have an appointment?
MSgt. Metal Head Hooker: [''Yelling'']
Listen, you little pencil-neck geek, you get me the doctor now before I jerk out your teeth and shit down your throat!
Harold:
Thank you, I've already had my lunch.
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Incentives for Obedience and Success
Dr. Mittenhand: [''shouts'']
If you disobey my orders and refuse to carry them out. You will be tried for mutiny and I guarantee you, you will be shot! On the other hand, if you are successful in killing that creature. I will arrange a very generous bonus for each of you.
MSgt. Metal Head Hooker:
How much?
Dr. Mittenhand:
Say, one hundred times what you are being paid now.
Sticks:
I'm in.
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A Humorous Exchange on Height Perception
Harold:
Dr. Mittenhand, you look... much taller in person.
Dr. Mittenhand:
Thank you, Harold, I'LL do the jokes.
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Tension Between Characters in Unlikely Situation
Staff Sergeant Brooks Malloy:
You heard the lady, Harold, move your ass.
Harold:
Hey, don't touch me unless you mean it, cowboy.
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A Tense Exchange of Flattery and Scorn
Harold:
May I say what an honor is is to be working with such a great genius?
Dr. Mittenhand:
And may I say how much I loathe and despise toadies like you?
Harold:
Thank you. And may I say what an honor it is to be despised by such a magnificent mind?
Dr. Mittenhand:
Oh, shut up.
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Royal Blood and Deadly Consequences
Tina:
Don't get too excited, boys. On the planet Dominia, when a woman of royal blood shows you her breasts, it's a death sentence.
Sticks:
And what part of her anatomy is she gonna kill me with?
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Military Camaraderie in Unlikely Circumstances
Staff Sergeant Brooks Malloy: [''The Leprechaun's disembodied hand [[w:The finger|has just flipped off]
] the survivors] Same to you, pal!
Sticks: [''The survivors have a group hug'']
Way to go! Alright! God, I love the Marines.
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Dark Humor in a Tense Situation
Sticks: [''Clowning around'']
Lordy, Mr. Daniels, it sho be dark in here!
Danny:
Laugh it up, wise guy. It won't be so funny when that little bastard shoves a laser up your ass.
Sticks:
Ooh. A laser up my ass? Oh. Ohh. Come on feet, don't fail me now!
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Reflections on Responsibility and Valor
Pvt. Delores Costello:
You don't think Kowalski's gettin killed was my fault, do you?
MSgt. Metal Head Hooker:
What do you mean?
Pvt. Delores Costello: [[w:erection|the boner and all]
Well, I mean, I'm the one who gave him ].
MSgt. Metal Head Hooker:
Forget about it. Kowalski would've wanted it that way. He was a marine. Come to think of it, when it's my time go, I hope I'm standing tall just like he was.
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Desperation in a Cosmic Struggle
Dr. Mittenhand / Mittenspider:
Help me... Help me...
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Transformation into Mitten-spider Explained
Dr. Mittenhand / Mittenspider:
Due to interference, my experiment has gone awry. I am becoming a mutant, my brain slowly losing human perspective. I am no longer Mittenhand. I am now... Mitten-spider.
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A Statement of Mobility
Dr. Mittenhand / Mittenspider:
I can walk!
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Power Behind the Curtain
Dr. Mittenhand / Mittenspider: [[w:Wizard of Oz|Wizard of Oz]
I am like the ], am I not? Running things from behind a curtain. Only this wizard IS NOT A FAKE!
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Authority Over Ship's Departure
Dr. Mittenhand / Mittenspider:
No one leaves this ship unless I so say! Say so.
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Desperation for Flies and Code Preservation
Dr. Mittenhand / Mittenspider: [''After mutating into a Spider-esque abomination'']
No! You can't! My work! FLIES! I need, flies! Everything will be lost. the code. I have to remember the code. Bring me flies. No! No! I must save the ship. My work!
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The King's Death and the Queen's Ascendancy
Princess Zarina:
The King is dead. Long live the Queen.
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A Warning of Eternal Doom
Princess Zarina: [''Revealing her breasts'']
Look upon them and know that you are forever doomed.
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Unusual Medical Concerns in Space Adventure
Danny: [''Upon seeing Kowalski's remains after Leprechaun came out of his crotch'']
Damn. Gonna take more than penicillin to fix that shit.
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Threats in the Face of Loss
MSgt. Metal Head Hooker: [''Pauses, realizing that Dr. Mittenhand's only organic parts are his head and right arm'']
One more thing, if I lose any more of my men, YOUR ASS IS GRASS! If... if you've even got an ass!
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Sergeant Questions Weapon Choice Humorously
Staff Sergeant Brooks Malloy: [''After Leprechaun becomes a giant'']
What did you shoot him with, steroids?
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Defensive Claims and Threats of Violence
Staff Sergeant Brooks Malloy:
I am not defensive and I will shoot anyone who says I am defensive.
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Warning of a Dangerous Spider Encounter
Sticks:
Tina, get out of here. Go back! There's a big, ugly motherfucking spider! Go back! get out!
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Commentary on 21st Century Dance Skills
Sticks:
Man. Twenty-first century and they still can't dance.
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The Leprechaun on Embracing Change
The Leprechaun: [''Dolores is hanging from the catwalk''; ''Bashes one of her hands'']
Do ya like hangin around, eh? Well there's no future in that!
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A Romantic Evening with a Twist
The Leprechaun:
Your shrieks, my dear, provide a perfect accompaniment to this romantic evening.
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A Warning from the Leprechaun
The Leprechaun: [''Pulls out a pistol and imitates [[w:John Wayne|John Wayne; ''Fires gun'']
Hold it right there, pilgrim. I'm not gonna hurt ya. Naw, I'm not gonna hurt ya. The hell I'm not!
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A Leprechaun's Declaration in Space
The Leprechaun: [[w:Shakespeare|Shakespeare; [w:shit happens|shit happens]
As ] said, ].
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Desire for Power and Control
The Leprechaun:
The path to power is often soiled with innocent blood, and I will let nothing stop me from becoming king. I'll have power and glory, and a beautiful queen to share it with. Share... Now there's a word that lies crooked upon me. The very sound of it sends my teeth to grate and conjures up pictures of me gold being carted off to pay for feminine pleasures, leaving me with less than what I want, and what I want is everything. I'll wed her, bed her and bury her all in the same day. I wonder if her father will pay for the wedding AND the funeral.
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