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Leprechaun's Greeting in the Hood
Leprechaun
What's up, ninjas?
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Officer Whitaker Demands Return of Item
Officer Whitaker
Hey! You give that back!
[''After Leprechaun rips off his leg'']
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Consequences of Greed and Desire for Wealth
Leprechaun
For two thousand years you filthy mortals have tried to steal my riches to satisfy your greedy urges... and it always ends the same, with you begging for your miserable lives. Was it all worth it in the end? One day your kind will learn that the treasure of the Leprechauns...
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Controversial Statement on Breaking and Entering
Chanel
Leprechaun. Goddamn crackers, always breaking into niggers houses.
[''After knocking out the Leprechaun'']
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The Corruption of Greed and Selfishness
Leprechaun
We've had our fun. Now give me what's mine, and I might spare your miserable life.
Emily
Why did you kill them? For this? You evil fuck.
Leprechaun
Don't you presume to tell me right from wrong. You compromised all you believed in once you got the gold, just like all those before you. Your kind is weak, and will always give in to your selfish yearnings.
Emily
It brings out the worst in us, doesn't it?
Leprechaun
Do you really want to die so badly?
Emily
You can't live forever.
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Leprechaun's Height and Confidence Discussed
Girl
How tall you, sweet thing?
Leprechaun
How tall am I? Uh, about 3 foot 6.
Girl
3 foot 6?
Leprechaun
Yeah, but, but, I make up for it in other areas, if you know what I mean. Hello?
[''Pause, then she hangs up'']
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Facing the Reality of Loss
Psychic Customer
What about my dead wife?
Rory
She'll still be dead tomorrow, man.
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