Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) - Quotes

Taglines: Lep in the Hood, come to do no good!

Mack Daddy: It's not much, but it's not the worst. You guys seem hungry. l'm sure l can do something with you. We got to change some things.

Postmaster P: Like what?

Mack Daddy: This bullshit, all right? I ain't with that "save the fucking hood" bullshit, "treat your girl right", that shit is wack. All right? This label, we rap about Uzis, blowing motherfuckers heads off. Know what I'm saying? "Smack your bitch up", "Shoot your motherfucking homeboy in the face", type shit. All right?

Stray Bullet: Yeah,

Postmaster P: But Mack Daddy, that's not what we do, man. We try to send out a positive message.

Stray Bullet: Yeah, l mean, really, the shit is sellin...

Mack Daddy: What?

Postmaster P: Man, they wanna change everything.

Stray Bullet: Hey, you wanna be large?

Postmaster P: Yeah.

Stray Bullet: All right then, you gotta do what he says.

Postmaster P: So you wanna change everything we did?

Stray Bullet: Who gives a shit? lf we're large?

Mack Daddy: Hey you, you. Hey you, get the fuck away from that! is that yours? don't touching shit. go over there with your fucking friends. you fucking up. watch this fucking kid. Hey you, you. listen to me. You don't wanna fuck with me, okay? I hope you had sex last night, cause I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna cut off your dick, then I'm gonna feed it to my pit, then I'm gonna burn the shit when it comes out my goddam dog's ass, you hear me? Don't fuck with me, bitch! What are you guys gonna do?

Postmaster P: Yo, Mack Daddy, I don't know, man.

Mack Daddy: You don't know. Get the fuck outta here.

Stray Bullet: Hold on, Mack. Look...

Mack Daddy: Get the fuck outta here!

Stray Bullet: Mack, look, let me just talk to my boy real quick, he tripping like...

Mack Daddy: Look you motherfuckers are wasting my time. I got chumps lined up around the corner trying to get down with this label, alright? You get no second fucking chance. Now get the fuck out.

Stray Bullet: Please, Mack, look. let me talk to him. we wanna do this...

Mack Daddy: What's the matter wit you, kid? You deaf? Or you just dumb like your mamas, I got to come over there and bitch slap you like I used to do her.

Stray Bullet: All right, let me tell you something...

Mack Daddy: Check yourself, kid. Don't even fuck around. Just get out of here before I get you and your motherfucking home boys fucked up. This is real here, Kid. Get these fucking losers out.

Postmaster P: [''Singing''] Jesus loves me. This I know.

Stray Bullet: [''Singing''; ''congregation groans''] If he don't, I'll find a ho...

Postmaster P: His mama's name was Mary Jo...

Stray Bullet: [''congregation groans''] And his disciples was some bad mo-fo...

Butch: [''Upon first seeing Leprechaun''] What the fuck is that?

Stray Bullet: [[w:Chucky (Child's Play)|Chucky; [w:crack cocaine|on crack] I don't know, ] ]? Shoot that motherfucker!

Reverend Hanson: This is the Lord's house, we ain't afraid of yo ass!

Mack Daddy: [''On the phone''] Hey you, you listen to me. You don't wanna fuck with me, okay? I hope you had sex last night, cause I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna cut off your dick, then I'm gonna feed it to my pit, then I'm gonna burn the shit when it comes out my goddam dog's ass, you hear me? Don't fuck with me, bitch!

Mack Daddy: We need to change a few things. I ain't with that "save the fucking hood" bullshit, "treat your girl right", that shit is wack. All right? This label, we rap about Uzis, blowing motherfuckers heads off. Know what I'm saying? "Smack your bitch up", "Shoot your motherfucking homeboy in the face", type shit. All right?

Leprechaun: [''Ending credits rap song''; [w:Irish Spring|the Irish spring; [w:Dublin|Dublin's the place; [w:Ireland|the emerald isle; [w:Sexual intercourse|I'll go up and you'll go down, we'll cause a scene, you'll love the green; [w:Cliffs of Moher|the Cliffs of Moher] I come from the land of ], ] where I learned my thing, from ] to your place in the hood, I'm a man of green comes to do no good, (x2) Lep in the hood comes to do no good, blunt is dope, this place is hype, there's a lassie, she's just my type, I hate to resort so soon to magic, but I haven't been laid so long it's tragic, I'm so bad, I'm good, I'll show what to do so lend an ear, don't worry little lassie you've got nothing to fear, sit with a lad who's lean and green and let me show you why I'm a love machine, come to do no good, I'm a wee green guy who's new to town, show me what you do when you get down, ], see upcoming rap shows, get tickets for your favorite artists, Lep in the hood come to do no good, Lep in the hood, when we're bad, we're good, from ] to your front door, you better turn out the lights and pray some more, we're gonna party through the night until the dawn, then you and I are gonna get it on, (x4) Lep in the hood come to do no good.

Leprechaun: [[w:Tiger Woods|Tiger Woods] Look at all these glittering goods, I've got more loot than ]!

Leprechaun: I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G.

Leprechaun: A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told.

Leprechaun: [''Chuckles''] Come closer, come closer, my fresh young lass. Let me take a look at ya before I tap your ass.

Leprechaun: Death to he who sets a Leprechaun free. Steal his gold, it will corrupt your soul, you see. For many a moon the legend has grown, death toll increases, solution unknown. Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood!