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Dr. Jumba Jookiba's Insightful Reflection
Voice Talents
] — Dr. Jumba Jookiba
[[w:David Ogden Stiers|David Ogden Stiers]
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Understanding and Acceptance of Differences
Voice Talents
] — Wendy Pleakley
[[w:Kevin McDonald|Kevin McDonald]
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A character expresses a personal sentiment.
Voice Talents
] — Reuben
[[w:Rob Paulsen|Rob Paulsen]
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Naming a Creature: A Comedic Challenge
Hämsterviel
Oh, he is so beautiful in his ugly nastiness! Oh! Perhaps I will mimic the little Earth girl, and name you with your very own name! I shall call you...Spike!
Gantu
She already used that one.
[nervous chuckle]
Hämsterviel
Very well, then. Kixx.
Gantu
Used it.
Hämsterviel
Slugger?
Gantu
Done.
Hämsterviel
Cannonball?
Gantu
He jumps in the water, makes awesome waves.
Hämsterviel
D'oh!
[facepalms]
Jumba
Why not just call it 627?
Gantu
You already made 627.
Jumba
I did?
Hämsterviel
Shut up! I'm naming the naming here! I'll think of it. I've got it! I shall name you...LEROY!!! What? It is a genius name. Leroy will be defeated by nothing or no one. Not even--
[taps his foot while thinking; Jumba and Gantu laugh]
Jumba, Gantu and Hämsterviel
626?!
Stitch
]
[[w:Die Hard|''Aloha,'' gerbil boy.]
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The Surprising Benefits of Pickle Juice
Lilo
Uh, you sure that's gonna work?
Reuben
You'd be amazed. Pickle juice is a great conductor. You may thank me later.
[The video phone powers up]
Lilo
I'll thank you now. Mahalo, Reuben.
Reuben
No problem, Lilo.
[chuckles]
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A Moment of Frustration and Friendship
Gantu
Blitznak! Without the reserved engines, this ship is stupid and useless!
[after trying and failing to make his ship run]
625
Just like you!
Gantu
Who am I kidding? You're right. I couldn't hold on to a single one of those experiments.
[sighs]
625
Hey, you still got me; Your faithful, bacon sandwich-making pal.
Gantu
Yes. I noticed the little Earth girl never captured you.
[noticing]
625
I guessed the one place I belonged was with my blubber-butt buddy, Gantu.
Gantu
Maybe that was my problem all along.
625
What? Your blubber butt?
[chuckles]
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Gantu's Perspective on Friendship and Loyalty
Voice Talents
] — Gantu
[[w:Kevin Michael Richardson|Kevin Michael Richardson]
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Nightmares and Worries Among Friends
Bonnie
I wonder what they got in store for us.
Nosy
I heard Hämsterviel's taking over the galaxy, and he brought us all here to get rid of us!
Mertle
It's okay. We're just having a nightmare.
Squeak
You know, I had a nightmare once. I had to go back to experiment school and take a test on spaghetti, but I hadn't studied space, I studied rigatoni. And I was late for class, and I was naked, then fell off a cliff, I tried to scream and I couldn't...
[jabbering; Leroy blasts his plasma gun to get him to stop talking]
Leroy
Choobi chippa! ("Stop talking!")
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Aloha and Communication Among Friends
Lilo
Aloha, Stitch! Stitch?
[pauses]
Leroy
Uh--
Hämsterviel
Say "ih.
Leroy
Ih.
Lilo
Are you okay?
Hämsterviel
No, cuter. Think "plush toy"!
Reuben
That's him, all right.
Lilo
Wait a minute. My tiki necklace! He's not wearing it! That's not Stitch! (That’s Leroy!)
[looks at Leroy, disguised as Stitch; shocked; angrily]
Hämsterviel
Hang up. Hang up!
Leroy
Okay! Bye-bye!
[holds out gun]
Gantu
Leroy, no!
Lilo
WAIT!
[Leroy destroys the videophone with a gun]
Hämsterviel
I think that went very well, don't you?
Gantu
Actually, I think—
Hämsterviel
I did not ask you what you think!
Gantu
Actually, you did. I—
Hämsterviel
It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?
Gantu
Yes, sir. I believe it's--
Hämsterviel
No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh!
[?]
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The Meaning of Aloha in Relationships
Lilo
Nani says aloha means "hello" and "goodbye," but for us, it mostly seems to mean goodbye.
Reuben
You know, turns out I'm pretty strong. I could maybe open this. Whoa! Ha-ha! I am strong!
[uses his four arms to open the cell and it quickly opens up]
Gantu
You didn't open the cell. I did. I'm breaking you two out of here.
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Galactic Council Honors Lilo and Stitch
Grand Councilwoman
Aloha.
Lilo, Stitch, Jumba and Pleakley
Aloha!
Grand Councilwoman
Today, the Galactic Council assembles to honor Lilo and Stitch, who have successfully captured all 625 of Jumba's genetic experiments, turned them from bad to good, and found each a place where it can belong. To recognize the completion of their task, the Galactic Council has elected to bestow the following rewards.
Pleakley
You hear that, Jumba? We're gonna get prizes!
[gasps excitedly]
Grand Councilwoman
Dr. Jumba Jookiba, we hereby return the confiscated key to your laboratory.
Jumba
Hah! With old lab back, evil possibilities are infinite!
Grand Councilwoman
Agent Wendy Pleakley… we hereby offer you the chair of Earth Studies at the GACC.
Pleakley
Galactic Alliance Community College? Yes!
Grand Councilwoman
As for Stitch, you are hereby offered a commission as captain of the Galactic Armada and commander of its new flagship the BRB-9000.
Stitch
Ooh. BRB.
Lilo
What's BRB stand for?
Stitch
Big Red Battleship!
Grand Councilwoman
Finally, Lilo Pelekai, you shall become our first Earth ambassador and return to Kauai to be the experiments sole caretaker.
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Misunderstanding the Meaning of Aloha
Gantu
You never did understand the meaning of "Aloha", did you?
Hämsterviel
Well, I think it means—
Gantu
That was a rhetorical question.
Hämsterviel
Ugh!
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Nani's Perspective on Family and Responsibility
Voice Talents
] — Nani Pelekai
[[w:Tia Carrere|Tia Carrere]
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Leadership and Responsibility in Adversity
Voice Talents
] — Grand Councilwoman
[[w:Zoe Caldwell|Zoe Caldwell]
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Gantu's Request for Command and Companionship
Grand Councilwoman
Gantu, would you be interested in resuming your position as Captain of the Galactic Armada?
Grand Councilwoman
Condition?
Gantu
I'd like to request Experiment 625... Ahem. I mean, Reuben. ...as my Galley Officer.
Reuben
No kidding?
Gantu
I've grown rather fond of your egg salad.
Grand Councilwoman
Granted.
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Lilo's Plan After Catching Experiments
Lilo
Now that we're done catching experiments, we can do whatever we want. I want to finish my logbook. It's got a picture of every experiment in the one place they belong. What do you wanna do, Stitch?
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Dr. Hämsterviel's Insightful Reflection
Voice Talents
] — Dr. Hämsterviel
[[w:Jeff Bennett|Jeff Bennett]
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Lilo's Perspective on Family and Belonging
Voice Talents
] — Lilo Pelekai
[[w:Daveigh Chase|Daveigh Chase]
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Unwanted Opinions on Egg Salad
625
Hmmph, Gantu schmantu. Who needs him? Nothing but a pain in the patookie anyhow. Didn't even like my egg salad. "More mayonnaise, less dill weed.
[mockingly]
Lilo
Uh, hello?
625
Sorry, we're not open.
[normally; to Lilo]
Lilo
Open"?
625
I'm turning this dump into the best spaceship-shaped sandwich shop on the island.
Lilo
Where's Gantu?
625
He left. But I'm naming a sandwich after him; The Open-Faced Double-Decker Blubber Butt.
Lilo
I won't ask what's in it. I brought you something.
[cringing; innocently]
625
Peanut butter and jelly? Gee, nobody's ever made me a sandwich. Hey, what do you want?
[takes out a PB&J sandwich from the paper bag; surprised; sniffs, bashfully; chuckles, then looks suspiciously]
Lilo
I need to call Stitch.
625
Sorry. Videophone's busted, like everything else in this dump.
Lilo
Can you fix it?
625
Why should I? Gantu's the only one who'd call, and I ain't answering. From now on, I'm looking out for old number 625.
Lilo
625? I never gave you a name, did I?
625
A name? For me?
Lilo
Let's see. How about Patty, short for Patty Melt. Or Monte, like a Monte Cristo? Or Pita, Pita, Sandwich Eata!
[625 dislikes that name; 625 holds his nose in disgust, disliking that other name; chuckles]
625
I don't think so. (Not buying it.)
[chuckles sarcastically]
Lilo
I know! Reuben!
Reuben
Huh. The classic corned beef and sauerkraut on rye. Reuben! Ooh, I like that. So, uh, does this give me official cousin status? You know, full ohana rights? All that aloha stuff?
Lilo
Depends. You have to give aloha to get some back. So, you're gonna help me fix the videophone?
Reuben
Sure. Why not? It's Lilo, right?
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Evil Plans and Rock 'n' Roll Vibes
Lilo
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
[to Stitch]
Stitch
Rock and roll, baby!
[doing an air guitar and an Elvis impersonation]
Lilo
Jumba: sound!
Jumba
Cranking up to evil 11!
Lilo
Pleakley: lights!
Pleakley
Bright! Very bright!
[tries to turn on the stadium lights but blinds himself]
Lilo
Gantu: Uh, fireworks?
[looks at Gantu's blaster]
Gantu
Gladly.
[Gantu fires his gun into the air catching the attention of the battling experiments. Stitch emerges on stage dressed in an Elvis costume]
Stitch
Aloha, cousins! Choota.
[starts playing but a guitar strings snapped; Stitch quickly fixes the strings and sings "Aloha 'Oe" along with Lilo and Reuben with some of the experiments playing instruments. All of the Leroy clones start to malfunction]
Lilo
It's working! Aloha totally rocks!
[All of the Leroy clones shut down, including the original Leroy]
Hämsterviel
Not my original Leroy! I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster-like!
[sees all of the experiments glaring angrily at him before they start tossing him around like a beach ball]
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Lilo's Unusual Dog Adventure Explained
Lilo
Aloha, Mertle. Where are you taking Gigi?
Mertle
I'm taking her to the canine spa. What'd you do with your dog?
Lilo
He's an outer space pilot in a Big Red Battleship and fighting bad guys.
Mertle
Is not! You're a weirdo!
[drops Gigi]
Teresa, Elena, & Yuki
Yeah!
Lilo
No, I'm not! I'm done doing all that weird stuff now. Wanna play dolls?
Mertle
No way! Once a weirdo, always a weirdo. That's what my dad used to say.
Yuki
I didn't know you had a dad.
Mertle
Quiet, Yuki. In fact, I bet that's why your dog ran away, and I also bet that he's never coming back.
Teresa, Elena, & Yuki
Yeah!
Yuki
Just like Mertle's dad.
Mertle
Quiet, Yuki!
[sharply; walks off with Teresa and Elena following her]
Yuki
Hey! Wait up!
[catching up]
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Ceiling Climbing Surprise in Leroy & Stitch
Gantu
625, when did you learn to climb ceilings?
Reuben
The name is Reuben.
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Leroy's Perspective on Clones
Voice Talents
] — ], Leroy, Leroy Clones
[[w:Chris Sanders|Chris Sanders; [w:Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)|Stitch]
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Unexpected Conversations Among Friends
Gigi
Nice one, cousin!
[to Clip after attacking a Leroy clone, saving her and Mertle]
Mertle
You...can talk?!
[surprised]
Gigi
Look out!
[pushes Mertle out of the path of the laser blast]
Bonnie
Clyde!
[when Clyde gets hit with laser blast by a Leroy clone]
Clyde
There's too many of em!
Jumba
Run, Lilo! Run!
[three of them start to run.]
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Aloha and Surprising Weapons in Carpool Van
Hämsterviel
Aloha! As in...goodbye.
Stitch
Cowabunga!
[The G.A.C.C. van fires a cannon of its own, destroying the BRB 9000's cannon, saving the experiment cousins, and narrowly avoiding crushing Hämsterviel and Leroy; The van lands and everyone gets out]
Jumba
Who would've thought carpool van had such sophisticated weapons system?
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