Leroy & Stitch - Quotes

Voice Talents: [[w:Zoe Caldwell|Zoe Caldwell] ] — Grand Councilwoman

Voice Talents: [[w:Jeff Bennett|Jeff Bennett] ] — Dr. Hämsterviel

Voice Talents: [[w:Rob Paulsen|Rob Paulsen] ] — Reuben

Voice Talents: [[w:Kevin Michael Richardson|Kevin Michael Richardson] ] — Gantu

Voice Talents: [[w:Tia Carrere|Tia Carrere] ] — Nani Pelekai

Voice Talents: [[w:Kevin McDonald|Kevin McDonald] ] — Wendy Pleakley

Voice Talents: [[w:David Ogden Stiers|David Ogden Stiers] ] — Dr. Jumba Jookiba

Voice Talents: [[w:Daveigh Chase|Daveigh Chase] ] — Lilo Pelekai

Voice Talents: [[w:Chris Sanders|Chris Sanders; [w:Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)|Stitch] ] — ], Leroy, Leroy Clones

Grand Councilwoman: Gantu, would you be interested in resuming your position as Captain of the Galactic Armada?

Grand Councilwoman: Condition?

Gantu: I'd like to request Experiment 625... Ahem. I mean, Reuben. ...as my Galley Officer.

Reuben: No kidding?

Gantu: I've grown rather fond of your egg salad.

Grand Councilwoman: Granted.

Lilo: [to Stitch] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Stitch: [doing an air guitar and an Elvis impersonation] Rock and roll, baby!

Lilo: Jumba: sound!

Jumba: Cranking up to evil 11!

Lilo: Pleakley: lights!

Pleakley: [tries to turn on the stadium lights but blinds himself] Bright! Very bright!

Lilo: [looks at Gantu's blaster] Gantu: Uh, fireworks?

Gantu: [Gantu fires his gun into the air catching the attention of the battling experiments. Stitch emerges on stage dressed in an Elvis costume] Gladly.

Stitch: [starts playing but a guitar strings snapped; Stitch quickly fixes the strings and sings "Aloha 'Oe" along with Lilo and Reuben with some of the experiments playing instruments. All of the Leroy clones start to malfunction] Aloha, cousins! Choota.

Lilo: [All of the Leroy clones shut down, including the original Leroy] It's working! Aloha totally rocks!

Hämsterviel: [sees all of the experiments glaring angrily at him before they start tossing him around like a beach ball] Not my original Leroy! I am not beach ball-like, I am hamster-like!

Gigi: [to Clip after attacking a Leroy clone, saving her and Mertle] Nice one, cousin!

Mertle: [surprised] You...can talk?!

Gigi: [pushes Mertle out of the path of the laser blast] Look out!

Bonnie: [when Clyde gets hit with laser blast by a Leroy clone] Clyde!

Clyde: There's too many of em!

Jumba: [three of them start to run.] Run, Lilo! Run!

Gantu: You never did understand the meaning of "Aloha", did you?

Hämsterviel: Well, I think it means—

Gantu: That was a rhetorical question.

Hämsterviel: Ugh!

Hämsterviel: Aloha! As in...goodbye.

Stitch: [The G.A.C.C. van fires a cannon of its own, destroying the BRB 9000's cannon, saving the experiment cousins, and narrowly avoiding crushing Hämsterviel and Leroy; The van lands and everyone gets out] Cowabunga!

Jumba: Who would've thought carpool van had such sophisticated weapons system?

Bonnie: I wonder what they got in store for us.

Nosy: I heard Hämsterviel's taking over the galaxy, and he brought us all here to get rid of us!

Mertle: It's okay. We're just having a nightmare.

Squeak: [jabbering; Leroy blasts his plasma gun to get him to stop talking] You know, I had a nightmare once. I had to go back to experiment school and take a test on spaghetti, but I hadn't studied space, I studied rigatoni. And I was late for class, and I was naked, then fell off a cliff, I tried to scream and I couldn't...

Leroy: Choobi chippa! ("Stop talking!")

Gantu: 625, when did you learn to climb ceilings?

Reuben: The name is Reuben.

Lilo: Nani says aloha means "hello" and "goodbye," but for us, it mostly seems to mean goodbye.

Reuben: [uses his four arms to open the cell and it quickly opens up] You know, turns out I'm pretty strong. I could maybe open this. Whoa! Ha-ha! I am strong!

Gantu: You didn't open the cell. I did. I'm breaking you two out of here.

Lilo: [pauses] Aloha, Stitch! Stitch?

Leroy: Uh--

Hämsterviel: Say "ih.

Leroy: Ih.

Lilo: Are you okay?

Hämsterviel: No, cuter. Think "plush toy"!

Reuben: That's him, all right.

Lilo: [looks at Leroy, disguised as Stitch; shocked; angrily] Wait a minute. My tiki necklace! He's not wearing it! That's not Stitch! (That’s Leroy!)

Hämsterviel: Hang up. Hang up!

Leroy: [holds out gun] Okay! Bye-bye!

Gantu: Leroy, no!

Lilo: [Leroy destroys the videophone with a gun] WAIT!

Hämsterviel: I think that went very well, don't you?

Gantu: Actually, I think—

Hämsterviel: I did not ask you what you think!

Gantu: Actually, you did. I—

Hämsterviel: It was a rhetorical question! Don't you know what a rhetorical question is?

Gantu: Yes, sir. I believe it's--

Hämsterviel: [?] No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh!

Lilo: Uh, you sure that's gonna work?

Reuben: [The video phone powers up] You'd be amazed. Pickle juice is a great conductor. You may thank me later.

Lilo: I'll thank you now. Mahalo, Reuben.

Reuben: [chuckles] No problem, Lilo.

625: [mockingly] Hmmph, Gantu schmantu. Who needs him? Nothing but a pain in the patookie anyhow. Didn't even like my egg salad. "More mayonnaise, less dill weed.

Lilo: Uh, hello?

625: [normally; to Lilo] Sorry, we're not open.

Lilo: Open"?

625: I'm turning this dump into the best spaceship-shaped sandwich shop on the island.

Lilo: Where's Gantu?

625: He left. But I'm naming a sandwich after him; The Open-Faced Double-Decker Blubber Butt.

Lilo: [cringing; innocently] I won't ask what's in it. I brought you something.

625: [takes out a PB&J sandwich from the paper bag; surprised; sniffs, bashfully; chuckles, then looks suspiciously] Peanut butter and jelly? Gee, nobody's ever made me a sandwich. Hey, what do you want?

Lilo: I need to call Stitch.

625: Sorry. Videophone's busted, like everything else in this dump.

Lilo: Can you fix it?

625: Why should I? Gantu's the only one who'd call, and I ain't answering. From now on, I'm looking out for old number 625.

Lilo: 625? I never gave you a name, did I?

625: A name? For me?

Lilo: [625 dislikes that name; 625 holds his nose in disgust, disliking that other name; chuckles] Let's see. How about Patty, short for Patty Melt. Or Monte, like a Monte Cristo? Or Pita, Pita, Sandwich Eata!

625: [chuckles sarcastically] I don't think so. (Not buying it.)

Lilo: I know! Reuben!

Reuben: Huh. The classic corned beef and sauerkraut on rye. Reuben! Ooh, I like that. So, uh, does this give me official cousin status? You know, full ohana rights? All that aloha stuff?

Lilo: Depends. You have to give aloha to get some back. So, you're gonna help me fix the videophone?

Reuben: Sure. Why not? It's Lilo, right?

Hämsterviel: Oh, he is so beautiful in his ugly nastiness! Oh! Perhaps I will mimic the little Earth girl, and name you with your very own name! I shall call you...Spike!

Gantu: [nervous chuckle] She already used that one.

Hämsterviel: Very well, then. Kixx.

Gantu: Used it.

Hämsterviel: Slugger?

Gantu: Done.

Hämsterviel: Cannonball?

Gantu: He jumps in the water, makes awesome waves.

Hämsterviel: [facepalms] D'oh!

Jumba: Why not just call it 627?

Gantu: You already made 627.

Jumba: I did?

Hämsterviel: [taps his foot while thinking; Jumba and Gantu laugh] Shut up! I'm naming the naming here! I'll think of it. I've got it! I shall name you...LEROY!!! What? It is a genius name. Leroy will be defeated by nothing or no one. Not even--

Jumba, Gantu and Hämsterviel: 626?!

Stitch: [[w:Die Hard|''Aloha,'' gerbil boy.] ]

Lilo: Aloha, Mertle. Where are you taking Gigi?

Mertle: I'm taking her to the canine spa. What'd you do with your dog?

Lilo: He's an outer space pilot in a Big Red Battleship and fighting bad guys.

Mertle: [drops Gigi] Is not! You're a weirdo!

Teresa, Elena, & Yuki: Yeah!

Lilo: No, I'm not! I'm done doing all that weird stuff now. Wanna play dolls?

Mertle: No way! Once a weirdo, always a weirdo. That's what my dad used to say.

Yuki: I didn't know you had a dad.

Mertle: Quiet, Yuki. In fact, I bet that's why your dog ran away, and I also bet that he's never coming back.

Teresa, Elena, & Yuki: Yeah!

Yuki: Just like Mertle's dad.

Mertle: [sharply; walks off with Teresa and Elena following her] Quiet, Yuki!

Yuki: [catching up] Hey! Wait up!

Gantu: [after trying and failing to make his ship run] Blitznak! Without the reserved engines, this ship is stupid and useless!

625: Just like you!

Gantu: [sighs] Who am I kidding? You're right. I couldn't hold on to a single one of those experiments.

625: Hey, you still got me; Your faithful, bacon sandwich-making pal.

Gantu: [noticing] Yes. I noticed the little Earth girl never captured you.

625: I guessed the one place I belonged was with my blubber-butt buddy, Gantu.

Gantu: Maybe that was my problem all along.

625: [chuckles] What? Your blubber butt?

Lilo: Now that we're done catching experiments, we can do whatever we want. I want to finish my logbook. It's got a picture of every experiment in the one place they belong. What do you wanna do, Stitch?

Grand Councilwoman: Aloha.

Lilo, Stitch, Jumba and Pleakley: Aloha!

Grand Councilwoman: Today, the Galactic Council assembles to honor Lilo and Stitch, who have successfully captured all 625 of Jumba's genetic experiments, turned them from bad to good, and found each a place where it can belong. To recognize the completion of their task, the Galactic Council has elected to bestow the following rewards.

Pleakley: [gasps excitedly] You hear that, Jumba? We're gonna get prizes!

Grand Councilwoman: Dr. Jumba Jookiba, we hereby return the confiscated key to your laboratory.

Jumba: Hah! With old lab back, evil possibilities are infinite!

Grand Councilwoman: Agent Wendy Pleakley… we hereby offer you the chair of Earth Studies at the GACC.

Pleakley: Galactic Alliance Community College? Yes!

Grand Councilwoman: As for Stitch, you are hereby offered a commission as captain of the Galactic Armada and commander of its new flagship the BRB-9000.

Stitch: Ooh. BRB.

Lilo: What's BRB stand for?

Stitch: Big Red Battleship!

Grand Councilwoman: Finally, Lilo Pelekai, you shall become our first Earth ambassador and return to Kauai to be the experiments sole caretaker.