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Lesbian Vampire Killers Quotes

"After Twilight, The Real Party Starts."

R 2009 · 1h 26m
52
Audience
52
Audience
16 quotes
Unexpected Encounters on a Shared Journey
Fletch These girls are going to the exact same place we are going!
The Consequences of Defeating the Vampire Queen
Carmilla the Vampire Queen If you strike me down, you shall bring about a curse to your daughters, and your daughters daughters! And when I am struck down I shall rise again, more powerful than you can ever imagine!
Inviting Trouble: A Mistake with Consequences
Jimmy McLaren (when the lesbian vampires are hovering at the door) So, all we need to do really is sit tight and wait til morning. I mean, it's not like we're going to say Hey, lesbian vampires, come into our cottage, is it? (realizes what he's done has invited them inside) Ah, shit.
Critique of a Poor Holiday Idea
Fletch (about Jimmy's hiking idea) That... is one of the shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard!
Questioning a Physical Altercation with a Girl
Jimmy McLaren Did you punch a girl?
Questioning Destruction of His Phone
Jimmy McLaren (after Fletch destroys his phone)What was that for?
Disinterest in Children
Fletch Maybe it's just... that I don't like kids, y'know.
Reflection on a Pure Spirit
Jimmy McLaren She has a pure spirit.
Carmilla's Reflection on McLadden
Carmilla the Vampire Queen McLadden...
Invitation to Outdoor Adventure
Jimmy McLaren Let's go hiking.
Confusion in a Strange Conversation
Jimmy McLaren {to Trudi) That doesn't even make the slighest bit of sense!
A Moment of Decision
Eva It is time.
Unbelievable Outcome After Final Battle
Fletch (after the final battle) Completely fucking unbelivable!
Gathering Under the Red Moon
Eva We are gathered here, under the light of the red Moon.
A Question for Five Beautiful Girls
Fletch So... what're five beautiful girls like you doing out on a night like this?
Introducing Fletch
Fletch The name's Fletch.