Lisa Frankenstein Quotes

Lisa You like cool movies and music and stuff, but only for you. You want to be the smart one who likes cool stuff, and you don't want your girlfriend to like cool stuff. Do you know how uncool that is?!

Doug Your hair feels like Easter grass.

Lisa They kept saying, "Time heals all wounds." But that's a lie. Time is the wound. Takes you further and further from that place when you were happy. Makes those good smells go away.

Lisa People are so afraid of death... cause they don't know when it's gonna happen to them. It could be an axe murderer, could be the flu, but they don't know and they hate that, so... I'm not afraid of death anymore. Mmmm. But I don't want to die a virgin.

Taffy Well, I heard the Heschers do witchcraft over there. And I also heard that Gina Marzack dedicated her unborn child to Satan. And that's why the baby has to wear a helmet now.

Lisa I have The Cure!

The Creature Hmm? Oh.?

Lisa Oh, no. It's not that kind of cure. It's like a... It's a band. They can't make you better. I mean, they can, but emotionally.

Taffy Does he have more of a basketball bod or a football bod?

Lisa He doesn't play sports. He's cerebral.

Taffy He's in a wheelchair?

Dale Is that sherry?

Lisa No. It's Lisa.