A Fun-Filled Adventure with Endless Laughter
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A romping rollicking story with more laughs than you ever had in one setting!
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Mary: A Feisty Character Ready to Engage
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OUR MARY - As you like her best---a broth of a brat ready to fight at the drop of a hat---and drop the hat!
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Concerns About Familial Bonds and Future Marriage
Little Annie Rooney:
Say, Doc, this transformation business don't make us brother and sister, does it?
Surgeon:
No. Why?
Little Annie Rooney:
Cause when I grow up I might wanna marry him.
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Emergency Blood Transfusion Explained to a Child
Little Annie Rooney:
Doctor, is he going to die?
Young Hospital Intern:
It's an emergency case. Immediate blood transfusion might save him.
Little Annie Rooney:
What does that mean, Mister?
Reporter:
It means that someone will have to give their blood to save his life - right away.
Little Annie Rooney:
Doctor, please let me do it, please!
Young Hospital Intern:
I'm afraid you're too small.
Little Annie Rooney:
But, if he dies, they'll put my brother in jail! My brother shot him.
Reporter:
Why not take her? It's either that or let him croak. Besides - it will make a peach of a story.
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Confrontation Over Gender in a Fight
Joe Kelley:
Shame on you - fightin a girl!
Mickey:
She ain't no girl - she's a wildcat!
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Conflict Among Friends in a Playful Setting
Spider:
G'wan, Tim Rooney, I don't shake hands with no cop's son!
Chubby Kid:
Now we're gonna have the real show with a genuwine horse - anybody what don't like it will get a bust on the beezer!
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Reluctance to Fight a Girl
Mickey:
It ain't no fun fightin a girl! C'mon, le'ts go home!
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A Daughter's Assurance to Her Father
Little Annie Rooney:
Why, Daddy, dear, you don't think I would do anything like that - do you, Daddy dear?
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Confrontation Over Insult in Little Annie Rooney
Little Annie Rooney:
You pug-nosed Mick -- I'll knock your block off for that.
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Resolving Conflict Between Irish Leaders
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To end a fight some one must quit - - but in this case both leaders happened to be Irish.
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The Big Kellys and Their Dance Fundraiser
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The "Big Kellys" - whose hardest work was selling tickets to a dance for the benefit of their bail fund.
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Holiday Restrictions on Fighting
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Abie Levy was not allowed to fight because it was a holiday.
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Society vs. Gang: A Tale of Two Worlds
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Up town a gang calls itself "Society" -- down town a gang calls itself a "Gang" and lets it go at that - Let's go down town!
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