Little Big Man Quotes

Jack Crabb Do you hate them? Do you hate the White man now?

Old Lodge Skins Do you see this fine thing? Do you admire the humanity of it? Because the human beings, my son, they believe everything is alive. Not only man and animals, but also water, earth, stone, and also the things from them like that hair. The man from whom this hair came, he's bald on the other side, because I now own his scalp! That is the way things are. But the white man, they believe everything is dead. Stone, earth, animals. And people! Even their own people! If things keep trying to live, white man will rub them out. That is the difference.

General George Armstrong Custer A Custer decision impetuous? ] called me impetuous, too, the drunkard, sitting there in the White House, calling me impetuous!

Old Lodge Skins Don't worry my son, you will be back with us, I dreamed it last night. I saw you with your wives.

Jack Crabb Wives, Grandfather?

Old Lodge Skins Yes, there were three . . . or four, it was hard to tell. It was very dark in your ] and they were under buffalo rugs as you crawled among them. Anyway, it was a great copulation.

Wild Bill Hickok Never saw the gent before.

Jack Crabb Mr, Hickcok, that man is really dead!

Wild Bill Hickok Got him through the heart and lungs both.

Jack Crabb Might I ask who I are addressin'?

Wild Bill Hickok I'm Wild Bill Hickok.

Jack Crabb Well, I'm . . . I'm pleased to meet you, I'm sure.

Jack Crabb There was no describing how I felt. An enemy had saved my life by the violent murder of one of my best friends. . . . The world was too ridiculous to even bother to live in.

Old Lodge Skins There is an endless supply of white men, but there has always been a limited number of ].

Louise Pendrake Well, Jack. Now you know. This is a house of ill fame. And I'm a fallen flower.

Jack Crabb That widow hadn't lost her style one bit. A fallen flower. Chokes me up to think about it.

Lousie Pendrake This life is not only wicked and sinful. It isn't even any fun.

General George Armstrong Custer Ulysses S. Grant, a man of great glory, holds me on a pedestal and realizes his own flaws because of my greatness.

General George Armstrong Custer Nothing in this world is more surprising than the attack without mercy!

Jack Crabb General, you go down there.

General Custer You're advising me to go into the Coulee?

Jack Crabb Yes, sir.

General Custer There are no Indians there, I suppose.

Jack Crabb I didn't say that. There are thousands of Indians down there. And when they get done with you, there won't be nothing left but a greasy spot. This ain't the ], General, and them ain't helpless women and children waiting for you. They're Cheyenne brave, and Sioux. You go down there if you've got the nerve.

General Custer Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there!

Younger Bear You and I are even at last. I paid you the life I owe you. And the next time we meet, I can kill you without becoming an evil person.

Jack Crabb I am, beyond a doubt, the last of the old-timers. My name is Jack Crabb, and I am the sole white survivor of the ] . . . uh, uh . . . popularly known as ]'s Last Stand.

General Custer You came up here to kill me, didn't you? And you lost your nerve. Well, I was correct, in a sense, you are a renegade, but you are no Cheyenne Brave.

Jack Crabb Custer was right. I was a total failure an injun.

General Custer Do I hang you? I think not Get out of here.

Jack Crabb You're not going to hang me?

General Custer Your miserable life is not worth the reversal of a Custer decision.

Caroline Crabb Sold your gunfighter outfit?! Turning in your gun?!

Jack Crabb Well, sorry, Caroline.

Caroline Crabb There ain't nothin in this world more useless than a gunfighter who can't shoot people!

Old Lodge Skins Invisible! I've never been invisible before!

Old Lodge Skins * In a tale told to "Little Big Man" (Jack Crabb) about the legendary "Little Man" (this is actually a famous quotation of the Sioux leader ] which has become an expression of ] willingness and even eagerness to give one's life in the name of one's cause.)

Younger Bear I have a wife. And four horses.

Jack Crabb I have a horse . . . and four wives.

General George Armstrong Custer You look like a mule-skinner.

Old Lodge Skins Come out and fight! It is a good day to die! Thank you for making me a Human Being! Thank you for helpin me to become a warrior! Thank you for my victories and for my defeats! Thank you for my vision, and the blindness in which I saw further! You make all things and direct them in their ways, O Grandfather. And now you have decided the Human Beings will soon walk a road that leads nowhere. I am gonna die now, unless death wants to fight. And I ask you for the last time to grant me my old power to make things happen. Take care of my son here. See that he doesn't go crazy.

Jack Crabb You don't know when you're licked!

Allardyce T. Meriweather Licked? I'm not licked. I'm tarred and feathered, that's all.

Jack Crabb What are you so nervous about?

Wild Bill Hickok Gettin shot.

Old Lodge Skins Am I still in this world?

Jack Crabb Yes, Grandfather.

Old Lodge Skins I was afraid of that. Well, sometimes the magic works. Sometimes, it doesn't.