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The Disturbing Symbolism of a Jester's Cap
Narrator
The jester's cap was something that truly disturbed Brad. All day long the boy ate, played and napped in it. But the moment his mother stepped in the house he had no more use for it. As if the entire day up to that point had been a pointless and somewhat useless charade.
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Unexpected Vulnerability in Male Confession
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Sarah was shocked by how Brad delivered this confession, with no apparent sense of being in the least bit embarrassed by his failure. Most men weren't like this. Her husband Richard certainly wasn't. She wondered if Brad was always this forthcoming. If anything, he seemed a little lonely, all too ready to open his heart at the slightest sign of interest, like a lot of young mothers she knew.
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Judgment and Obsession in Everyday Life
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Lately Slutty Kay had become a problem. He thought about her far too often, and spent hours studying the thousands of photographs available to him. Some of Kay's practices struck him as bizarre, even off-putting. She had a thing about kitchen utensils, spatulas, and dressing up like a little girl and playing with balloons. But who was Richard to judge?
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Redemption and Second Chances in Life
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In his wildest dreams Larry would never have imagined he'd once again be in this position, where precious minutes count. Tonight he could save a life. He knew Ronnie had done some bad things in the past, but so had Larry. You couldn't change the past. But the future could be a different story. And it had to start somewhere.
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Struggling with Isolation and Uncertainty
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Sarah didn't really know why they even bothered coming here, except that she'd probably go crazy trapped in the house all day with this unknowable little person.
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Unexpected Sadness in a Moment of Reflection
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It was then while watching Brad kneel down at his son's feet that Sarah found herself gripped by an unexpected pang of sadness. "Don't go," she thought. "Don't leave me here with the others.
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Attempting to Find Relief
Ronald James McGorvey
I was only trying to cool off!
[as the police escort him away from the pool]
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Nicknames and Unexpected Titles in Conversations
Sarah Pierce
You know what they call you?
Brad Adamson
What?
Sarah Pierce
The prom king.
Brad Adamson
Oh God, really?
Sarah Pierce
Yeah, they mean it as a compliment. You're a big character in their fantasy lives.
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The Complexity of Feminism in Literature
Sarah Pierce
I think I understand your feelings about this book. I used to have some problems with it myself. When I read it in grad school, Madame Bovary just seemed like a fool. She marries the wrong man, makes one foolish mistake after another. But when I read it this time, I just fell in love with her. She's trapped. She has a choice. She can either accept a life of misery or she can struggle against it. And she chooses to struggle.
Mary Kay
Some struggle! Hop into bed with every guy who says hello.
Sarah Pierce
Well, she fails in the end, but there's something beautiful and even heroic in her rebellion. My professors would kill me for even thinking this, but... in her own strange way, Emma Bovary is a feminist.
Mary Kay
Oh, that's nice. So now cheating on your husband makes you a feminist?
Sarah Pierce
No no no. It's not the cheating. It's the hunger. The hunger for an alternative, and the refusal to accept a life of unhappiness.
Mary Kay
Maybe I didn't understand the book!
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Unexpected Truths in a Compliment
May McGorvey
You look handsome. She won't be disappointed.
Ronald James McGorvey
Wait'll she hears about my criminal record.
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Observing Suburban Life Through an Anthropological Lens
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Smiling politely to mask a familiar feeling of desperation Sarah reminded herself to think like an anthropologist. She was a researcher studying the behavior of typical suburban women.
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Facing Uncertainty Before a Comeback Performance
Sarah Pierce
You're nervous, aren't you?
Brad Adamson
What? What do you mean?
Sarah Pierce
The game. Don't worry. You'll be great tonight.
Brad Adamson
I don't know. I haven't played in 10 years. It used to be my whole life. Then when I stopped, I just... stopped. I didn't even miss it. Now that I'm playing again, I... feel, I-- I don't know.
Sarah Pierce
You feel alive.
Brad Adamson
Yeah.
Sarah Pierce
That's good. That's how you're supposed to feel.
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Redefining Identity and Self-Perception
May McGorvey
There are four whole columns of lonely women here, and only a handful of men. The odds are on our side. Why wouldn't one of these women want to meet a nice person like you?
Ronald James McGorvey
I'm not a nice person.
May McGorvey
You did a bad thing. But that doesn't mean you're a bad person.
Ronald James McGorvey
I have a psychosexual disorder.
May McGorvey
You're better now. They wouldn't have let you out if you weren't.
Ronald James McGorvey
They let me out because they had to.
May McGorvey
Well, maybe if you found a girlfriend closer to your own age, you wouldn't have the bad urges so often.
Ronald James McGorvey
I don't want a girlfriend my own age, Mommy. I wish I did.
May McGorvey
What are you going to do when I'm gone? Who's going to take care of you?
Ronald James McGorvey
What's the matter, Mommy? Are you sick or something?
May McGorvey
I'm an old woman. I'm not going to live forever. Who's going to cook for you? Who's going to wash the dishes?
Ronald James McGorvey
I can wash the dishes.
May McGorvey
You've never washed a dish in your life.
Ronald James McGorvey
I could do it if I had to, I'm not a retard.
May McGorvey
No, you're not. You're a miracle, Ronnie. We're all miracles. You know why? Because as humans, everyday we go about our business, and all that time we know, we all know that the things we love, the people we love... at any time, it can all be taken away. We live knowing that and we keep going anyway. Animals don't do that.
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Understanding Adult Friendships Through Play
Aaron Adamson
Why you hugging that lady?
Brad Adamson
Well, that's what I'm trying to show you with Bozo. Sometimes it's a game that adults play to show that they're friends. You say, "Hi, I'm your friend.
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Aaron was skeptical.
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A Commitment to Change
Ronald James McGorvey
I'm gonna be good now...
[when Larry discovers that he has castrated himself]
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Extreme Measures for Justice and Accountability
Mary Ann
He should just be castrated. Just snip, quick and easy.
Sarah Pierce
You know what else you should do? Nail his penis above the entrance to the elementary school. That'd really teach him a lesson.
[sarcastically]
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Roles and Responsibilities in Relationships
Brad Adamson
Go ahead and ask.
Sarah Pierce
What?
Brad Adamson
You know, what the person who wears the pants in the family does for a living.
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A Brief Moment of Intimacy
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Brad showered quickly, sensing a rare opportunity to have sex with his wife.
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