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Sheriff Pepper's Authority and Warning
Sheriff J.W. Pepper
You gotta set of wheels that just won't quit, boy! If they's yours that is... UH-UH! Spin around boy! Ten fingers on the fender. Legs apart. I take it this ain't exactly your debut at this sort of thing. You picked the WRONG parish to haul ass through BOY! NOBODY cuts and runs on Sheriff J.W. PEPPER! And it's him who's speakin by the by.
[after stopping Kananga's henchman Adam for speeding; Adam reaches for his gun but Sheriff Pepper draws his first]
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James Bond's Unconventional Approach to Life
Taglines
Roger Moore is James Bond
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Methods for Disabling a Crocodile
Tee-Hee
There are two ways to disable a croc, you know.
[on a telescopic wooden bridge to the crocodilian enclosure at the farm that Kananga produces heroin at; the bridge is being wound back by Adam]
James Bond
I don't suppose you'd care to tell me what they are.
[stranded on a little island in the enclosure's big lake]
Tee-Hee
One way is to take a pencil and jam it into the pressure hole behind his eye.
Bond
And the other?
Tee-Hee
Oh, the other way is twice as simple. You just put your hand in his mouth and pull his teeth out.
[gets off the now wound-back bridge and hands the metal feeding tray to Adam as he shuts the gate; slides the gate's locking bolt into position; starts laughing loudly as he, Adam and the other two henchmen walk away to the laboratory]
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Confusion Over a Secret Agent's Identity
Sheriff J.W. Pepper
There's that son of a bitch. I got him. What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!
[to Bond; to Felix]
Felix Leiter
Captain, would you enlighten the Sheriff please?
State Police Captain
Yes, sir. J.W., let me have a word with ya. J.W., now this fellow's from London, England. He's a Englishman workin in cooperation with our boys, a sorta... secret agent.
[pulls the sheriff aside; quietly]
Pepper
Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?
[loudly]
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Testing Innovative Gadgets in Secret Missions
M
I'm sure the over-burdened British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how its Special Ordinances section disperses its funds. In future, Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street. Good God!
[Bond activates the watch magnet, drawing M's teaspoon to it]
James Bond
You see, sir, by pulling out this button, it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet - at long range, or so Q claims...
M
I feel very tempted to test that theory right now!
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More Action, Excitement, and Adventure Await
Taglines
More Action. More Excitement. More Adventure.
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A Hat Belonging to a Small-Headed Man
James Bond
Don't worry darling, it's just a hat, belonging to a small-headed man of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken.
[after finding a feathered hat in the cabin, Rosie Carver looks fearful, but Bond tries to console her]
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Kananga's Self-Perception Discussed by Bond and Solitaire
Solitaire
Where's Kananga?
James Bond
Well he always did have an over-inflated opinion of himself.
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Precautionary Advice from James Bond
James Bond
I should have told you. Never go in there without a mongoose.
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Consequences of Wrong Answers
Mr. Big
Tee-Hee, on the first wrong answer from Miss Solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr. Bond's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you will proceed to the more... vital... areas.
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Confrontation Between Mr. Big and James Bond
Mr. Big
Is this the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?
[to his men]
James Bond
There seems to be some mistake. My name is...
Mr. Big
Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honky out and WASTE HIM! NOW!
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Unexpected Response at a Funeral Inquiry
MI6 Agent Hamilton
Whose funeral is it?
Bystander
Yours.
[Stabs him. The six pallbearers carrying the coffin break from the procession, stop over Hamilton's corpse and lower the coffin over the body. When they lift it up, the body has disappeared, into the coffin. They rejoin the procession, at which point the tune becomes lively and the crowd erupts into dancing.]
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Preparation Before Action
Solitaire
Is there time before we leave, for Lesson number 3?
James Bond
Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked.
[undressing]
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