Lone Star Quotes

Coworker Your mother's family is Spanish?

Pilar Cruz Sure, they go back to ]. When he rode by, they were squatting in a hut cooking hamsters for dinner.

Voice cast ] - Captain Kevin

Pilar Cruz All that other stuff, all that history? To hell with it, right? Forget the Alamo.

Bartender I'm as liberal as the next guy.

Sheriff Sam Deeds If the next guy is a redneck.

Sheriff Sam Deeds You oughta put up a banner: "Frontera, Texas: gateway to inexpensive pussy.

Mickey Think her family's gonna be okay that you're a white guy?

Sgt. Cliff They think any woman over 30 who isn't married is a lesbian. She figures, they'll be so relieved that I'm a man...

Mickey Yeah, it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.

Chucho Montoya You're the sheriff of Rio County, right? Un jefe mui respectado. Step across this line. You're not the sheriff of nothing anymore, just some tejano with a lot of questions I don't have to answer. A bird flying south, you think he sees this line? Rattlesnake? Javelina? Whatever you got. You think halfway across that line they start thinking different? Why should a man?

Sheriff Sam Deeds Your government's always been pretty happy to have that line, the question's just been where to draw it.

Chucho Montoya My government can go fuck itself, and so can yours! I'm talking about people here. Men.

Sheriff Sam Deeds No telling yet if there's been a crime, but this country's seen a fair amount of disagreements over the years.

Sheriff Sam Deeds Mrs. Bledsoe?

Minnie Bledsoe That's me.

Sheriff Sam Deeds I'm Sheriff Deeds.

Minnie Bledsoe Sheriff Deeds is dead, honey. You just Sheriff Junior.

Sheriff Sam Deeds Yeah, that's the story of my life.

Otis Payne It's not like there's a line between the good people and the bad people. It is not like you're one or the other.

Wesley Birdsong Hell, at my age, you learn a new name you gotta forget an old one.

Pilar Cruz All my mother does is work. That's how you get to be Spanish.

Voice cast ] - Captain Thomas