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Observations on Flattery and Behavior
Dylan Ramsey
Never have I seen anyone kiss ass like that.
[Ubermann hangs up the phone]
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Unexpected Costs in Urgent Requests
Dylan
I'll need it by tomorrow.
Jeweller
That will cost extra.
Dylan
And isn't it great how that works out for you? Because it really could have gone either way.
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Unexpected Encounters by the Pier
Dylan
I found him down by the pier.
Lila
Oh, you bad dog! I should spank you.
Dylan
Ooh. Hey, I was down by the pier too.
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A Humble Birthday Wish from Dylan Ramsey
Dylan Ramsey
I know I'm no Neil Diamond. But happy birthday, anyway.
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Facing Fears in Unexpected Places
Dylan Ramsey
Remember what I said about conquering your fears up here? I was wrong. This place would scare me shitless! Look at all those seats!
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Determined to Win Her Heart
Taglines
A comedy about a guy who would do anything to get the girl of his dreams - and did!
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Advice on Dating and Finances
Dylan Ramsey
Never date a woman who pays her rent in singles.
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Humor in Unexpected Situations
Lila
You know what they say about cello players? They like to do it in a chair with their legs spread wide.
Dylan
Ma'am, we have a dog in our presence!
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Identifying the Dog Named Spade
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One of these dogs must be Spade.
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