Identifying the Dog Named Spade
Taglines:
One of these dogs must be Spade.
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Determined to Win Her Heart
Taglines:
A comedy about a guy who would do anything to get the girl of his dreams - and did!
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Unexpected Encounters by the Pier
Dylan:
I found him down by the pier.
Lila:
Oh, you bad dog! I should spank you.
Dylan:
Ooh. Hey, I was down by the pier too.
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Humor in Unexpected Situations
Lila:
You know what they say about cello players? They like to do it in a chair with their legs spread wide.
Dylan:
Ma'am, we have a dog in our presence!
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Unexpected Costs in Urgent Requests
Dylan:
I'll need it by tomorrow.
Jeweller:
That will cost extra.
Dylan:
And isn't it great how that works out for you? Because it really could have gone either way.
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Facing Fears in Unexpected Places
Dylan Ramsey:
Remember what I said about conquering your fears up here? I was wrong. This place would scare me shitless! Look at all those seats!
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A Humble Birthday Wish from Dylan Ramsey
Dylan Ramsey:
I know I'm no Neil Diamond. But happy birthday, anyway.
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Observations on Flattery and Behavior
Dylan Ramsey: [Ubermann hangs up the phone]
Never have I seen anyone kiss ass like that.
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Advice on Dating and Finances
Dylan Ramsey:
Never date a woman who pays her rent in singles.
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