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A Haunting Revelation of Death
Fred
Dick Laurent is dead...
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A Brief Exchange Between Characters
Mr. Eddy
How you doing, Pete?
Pete Dayton
Okay.
Mr. Eddy
You're doing okay. That's good, Pete.
Pete
Look, it's late, Mr. Eddy. I—
Mr. Eddy
I'm really glad to know you're doing okay. You're sure you're okay? Everything all right?
Pete
Yeah.
Mr. Eddy
I'm really glad to know you're doing good, Pete. Hey, I want you to talk to a friend of mine.
Mystery Man
We've met before, haven't we?
Pete
I don't think so. Where is it you think we've met?
Mystery Man
At your house. Don't you remember?
Pete
No. No, I don't.
Mystery Man
In the east — the far east — when a person is sentenced to death, they're sent to a place where they can't escape, never knowing when an executioner may step up behind them and fire a bullet into the back of their head.
Pete
What's going on?
Mystery Man
It's been a pleasure talking to you.
Mr. Eddy
Pete, I just wanted to jump on and say I'm really glad you're doing okay.
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Importance of Safe Driving Practices
Mr. Eddie
Don't tailgate! Don't you ever tailgate! Do you know how much space is needed to stop a car traveling at 35 miles per hour? Six car lengths! Six fuckin car lengths! That's a hundred and six fuckin feet, mister! If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me! I want you to get a fuckin driver's manual, and I want you to study that motherfucker! And I want you to obey the the goddamn rules of the road! Fifty-fuckin thousand people were killed on the highways last year cause of fuckin assholes like you! Tell me you're gonna get a manual!
[while beating a tailgater]
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Embracing Unconventional Beauty Together
Mr. Eddie
You and me, mister, we can sure out-ugly them sumbitches, can't we?
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Unrequited Desire Between Two Characters
Pete
I want you!
Alice
You'll never have me.
[whispers in his ear]
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Unraveling Past Encounters and Memory Confusion
Mystery Man
We've met before, haven't we?
Fred
I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?
Mystery Man
At your house. Don't you remember?
Fred
No. No, I don't. Are you sure?
Mystery Man
Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
Fred
What do you mean? You're where right now?
Mystery Man
At your house.
Fred
That's fucking crazy, man.
Mystery Man
Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
Mystery Man
I told you I was here.
[over the phone]
Fred
How'd you do that?
Mystery Man
Ask me.
Fred
How did you get inside my house?
[angrily into the phone]
Mystery Man
You invited me. It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
Fred
Who are you?
[into the phone]
Mystery Man
Give me back my phone.
[over the phone]
Mystery Man
It's been a pleasure talking to you.
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Perception of Memory and Reality
Fred
I like to remember things my own way
Detective
What do you mean by that?
Fred
How I remember them. Not necessarily the way they happened
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Smoothness Compared to Nature
Mr. Eddie
Boy, that's smooth. Smooth as shit off a duck's ass!
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The Nature of Coincidence in Life
Al
Do you know what I think?
Ed
What is it? What is it that you think?
Al
There is no such thing as a bad coincidence.
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The Power of Mechanical Excellence
Mr. Eddie
This is where mechanical excellence and 1,400 horsepower pays off.
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Identity and Deception Unveiled
Fred Madison
Where's Alice?
Mystery Man
Alice who? Her name is Renee. If she's told you her name is Alice, she's lying. And your name? What the fuck is your name?
[shouts]
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