Hilarity Reaches New Heights in Chaos
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THEY'RE NUTTIER THAN EVER!
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Two Arabian Knights Unite in Adventure
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TWO ARABIAN KNIGHTS!
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An Unconventional Encounter with Sheiks
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MEET THE SHEIKS IN NIGHTSHIRTS!
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Celebration of Music and Joyful Company
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Music! Maidens! Merriment!
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Curiosity About Harem Experiences
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Were You Ever In a Harem? WOW!
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A Uplifting Journey Through Humor and Adventure
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A Show That Chases the Blues From Start to Finish!
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A Concern for Mutual Rescue
Prince Ramo: [from inside his jail cell]
Don't worry! I'll get you out!
Peter Johnson: [being locked up in a nearby cell]
Who's gonna get YOU out?
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A Secret Passage to Escape
The Derelict:
I know a secret passage that will take us out.
Harvey Garvey:
Swell!
The Derelict: [to Harvey]
Shhh!
Harvey Garvey: [to Pete]
Shhh!
Peter Johnson: [whispering]
Go ahead.
The Derelict:
Follow me.
Peter Johnson:
Go ahead - follow him.
Harvey Garvey:
Okay.
Peter Johnson: [impatiently]
Go ahead.
The Derelict:
Where are you taking me?
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Grammar and Timing in Conversation
Harvey Garvey:
Do I have to especially go now?
Peter Johnson:
You just split an infinitive!
Harvey Garvey: [feeling his own rear end]
Well, I mean that... Does it show?
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Self-Perception and Romantic Aspirations
Peter Johnson: [laughs]
You love her? Oh, come on, you wouldn't get to first base with a beautiful girl like that.
Harvey Garvey:
Yes, I would.
Peter Johnson:
Did you ever take a good look in the mirror?
Harvey Garvey:
No.
Peter Johnson:
Why not?
Harvey Garvey:
Why should I hurt my own feelings?
Peter Johnson:
Never mind!
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Outsmarting Uncle Nimativ's Challenge
Peter Johnson:
We've got to outsmart Uncle Nimativ. You go in and outwit him.
Harvey Garvey:
Why should I go out with him? I'm afraid of that man!
Peter Johnson:
Not to go out with him. Go in and outwit him.
Harvey Garvey:
Why should I go in and go out with him? I mean, he don't appeal to me!
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A Conversation on Kindness and Identity
The Derelict: [to Pete]
Gentleman... He called me a gentleman! Thank you.
Peter Johnson:
That's all right.
The Derelict: [pointing to Harvey]
Those are the first kind words I've heard in years. You see I haven't always been a derelict... like you!
Harvey Garvey:
Hey, now, don't call me those kind of bad names.
The Derelict:
Would you like to hear my story?
Harvey Garvey:
No.
The Derelict:
Very well, then I'll tell it to you.
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Questioning Sanity in Unlikely Company
The Derelict:
Quiet! People will think you're crazy.
Harvey Garvey:
Oh, and I suppose you're all right?
The Derelict:
Of course!
Harvey Garvey:
Of course?
The Derelict: [screaming]
I have a brother who is crazy - but I'm all right!
Harvey Garvey: [gasping]
Who told you?
The Derelict:
My brother!
Harvey Garvey:
That does it, brother!
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Unexpected Decision at the Inn
Harvey Garvey:
Have you a reservation here?
Jailer and clerk:
No.
Harvey Garvey: [he starts to leave but is restrained by guards]
Then I have to take my business someplace else. I changed my mind. I'll take the room.
Jailer and clerk:
What's your name?
Harvey Garvey:
Harvey D. Garvey.
Jailer and clerk:
Where born?
Harvey Garvey:
Under a sink.
Jailer and clerk:
How do you know?
Harvey Garvey:
I heard the water runnin'.
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A Unique Exclamation from The Derelict
The Derelict: [[w:Slowly I Turned|Slowly I turn, step by step...]
Pokomoko! ]
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