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Two Arabian Knights Unite in Adventure
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TWO ARABIAN KNIGHTS!
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Hilarity Reaches New Heights in Chaos
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THEY'RE NUTTIER THAN EVER!
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A Unique Exclamation from The Derelict
The Derelict
Pokomoko! ]
[[w:Slowly I Turned|Slowly I turn, step by step...]
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Self-Perception and Romantic Aspirations
Peter Johnson
You love her? Oh, come on, you wouldn't get to first base with a beautiful girl like that.
[laughs]
Harvey Garvey
Yes, I would.
Peter Johnson
Did you ever take a good look in the mirror?
Harvey Garvey
No.
Peter Johnson
Why not?
Harvey Garvey
Why should I hurt my own feelings?
Peter Johnson
Never mind!
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Questioning Sanity in Unlikely Company
The Derelict
Quiet! People will think you're crazy.
Harvey Garvey
Oh, and I suppose you're all right?
The Derelict
Of course!
Harvey Garvey
Of course?
The Derelict
I have a brother who is crazy - but I'm all right!
[screaming]
Harvey Garvey
Who told you?
[gasping]
The Derelict
My brother!
Harvey Garvey
That does it, brother!
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Outsmarting Uncle Nimativ's Challenge
Peter Johnson
We've got to outsmart Uncle Nimativ. You go in and outwit him.
Harvey Garvey
Why should I go out with him? I'm afraid of that man!
Peter Johnson
Not to go out with him. Go in and outwit him.
Harvey Garvey
Why should I go in and go out with him? I mean, he don't appeal to me!
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A Concern for Mutual Rescue
Prince Ramo
Don't worry! I'll get you out!
[from inside his jail cell]
Peter Johnson
Who's gonna get YOU out?
[being locked up in a nearby cell]
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Grammar and Timing in Conversation
Harvey Garvey
Do I have to especially go now?
Peter Johnson
You just split an infinitive!
Harvey Garvey
Well, I mean that... Does it show?
[feeling his own rear end]
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A Uplifting Journey Through Humor and Adventure
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A Show That Chases the Blues From Start to Finish!
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A Secret Passage to Escape
The Derelict
I know a secret passage that will take us out.
Harvey Garvey
Swell!
The Derelict
Shhh!
[to Harvey]
Harvey Garvey
Shhh!
[to Pete]
Peter Johnson
Go ahead.
[whispering]
The Derelict
Follow me.
Peter Johnson
Go ahead - follow him.
Harvey Garvey
Okay.
Peter Johnson
Go ahead.
[impatiently]
The Derelict
Where are you taking me?
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Curiosity About Harem Experiences
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Were You Ever In a Harem? WOW!
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Unexpected Decision at the Inn
Harvey Garvey
Have you a reservation here?
Jailer and clerk
No.
Harvey Garvey
Then I have to take my business someplace else. I changed my mind. I'll take the room.
[he starts to leave but is restrained by guards]
Jailer and clerk
What's your name?
Harvey Garvey
Harvey D. Garvey.
Jailer and clerk
Where born?
Harvey Garvey
Under a sink.
Jailer and clerk
How do you know?
Harvey Garvey
I heard the water runnin'.
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A Conversation on Kindness and Identity
The Derelict
Gentleman... He called me a gentleman! Thank you.
[to Pete]
Peter Johnson
That's all right.
The Derelict
Those are the first kind words I've heard in years. You see I haven't always been a derelict... like you!
[pointing to Harvey]
Harvey Garvey
Hey, now, don't call me those kind of bad names.
The Derelict
Would you like to hear my story?
Harvey Garvey
No.
The Derelict
Very well, then I'll tell it to you.
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An Unconventional Encounter with Sheiks
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MEET THE SHEIKS IN NIGHTSHIRTS!
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Celebration of Music and Joyful Company
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Music! Maidens! Merriment!
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