All New Adventure Awaits in Alaska
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It's ALL NEW and a RIOT TOO!
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Humor Amidst the Northern Lights
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The Northern Lights Have Never Seen Funnier Sights!
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Desires Amidst Wealth and Weariness
Tom Watson:
Nugget Joe, you've got everything in the world to live for. The richest gold mine in Alaska. Why with that kind of money, you can get any kind of girl you want. Why worry about that one girl?
Nugget Joe McDermott:
I don't want any girl. I want Rosette.
George Bell:
I want to go to sleep! I'm tired.
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A Playful Exchange About Hair Styles
Tom Watson:
Why Mrs. McGillicuddy, how charming you look. I know it's your hair. You've done something different to it.
George Bell:
She put it on her head!
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A Conversation About Wives and Luck
Tom Watson:
George, you know my wife's an angel?
George Bell:
You're lucky. Mine's living!
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A Conversation About a Fast Dog Team
George Bell:
This is the fastest dog team in the whole world.
Tom Watson:
What do you mean?
George Bell:
Get a load of all my dogs. See the first dog? That's Butch. Then there's George. Then there's Albert. Then there's Gene. Then there's Joe
Tom Watson:
What makes them so fast?
George Bell:
You see the lead dog? Her name is Gloria.
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Too Cold for Flying on a Broom
Tom Watson: [after Mrs. McGillicuddy, the landlady, threatens to get the police and have them arrested for nonpayment of rent]
Oh, it's much too cold for you to be flying around on a broom!
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