Love Happy Quotes

Detective Sam Grunion This'll never do. I got a hide like an elephant. By the way, did you ever try to hide an elephant?

Ivan You will be dead in five minutes

Detective Sam Grunion Huh! For your information, my doctor gave me three years to live, and I don't intend to make a fool out of HIM.

Detective Sam Grunion Mackinaw, you know I have a full record of the case, and tonight at the opening of the play you MAY have the solution, but when the curtain rises, Madam Egelichi will be in the front box, and sitting next to her will be Count B'ullabaisse - but if you take away the count's silk hat, his opera cloak and his full dress suit you'll have ME, shivering in my underwear.

Faustino the Great I no like-a to brag, but the thing I'm-a most unknown for is-a mind-reading. I give you demonstration. You're thinking of something.

Mike Johnson Right, so far.

Faustino the Great You're thinking of a nice juicy steak with a French-a fried-a potatoes.

Mike Johnson The exit's over there.

Detective Sam Grunion Come in. Is there anything I can do for you? What a ridiculous statement.

Grunion's Client Mr. Grunion. I want you to help me.

Detective Sam Grunion I have a little sand left. What seems to be the trouble?

Grunion's Client Some men are following me.

Detective Sam Grunion Really? I can't understand why.

Detective Sam Grunion Oh, no. I'm not gonna follow you and get shot. If I was half-shot I'd follow you.

Detective Sam Grunion Hey, that's not my suit you're pulling.

Faustino the Great Never mind the pianissimo. I'm gonna make it-a very simple for you: we play it allegro pizzicato. That's what-a you call em, high-class Carnegie Hall stuff. You know allegro pizzicato?

Mr. Lyons No.

Faustino the Great You know Jimmy Pizzicato?

Mr. Lyons No.

Faustino the Great None of the Pizzicatos, uh?

Mr. Lyons No.

Faustino the Great What DO you know?

Mr. Lyons I know pistachio.

Faustino the Great Pistachio? Ha! We play it!

Detective Sam Grunion I am the same Sam Grunion who solved the international uranium-mining swindle. Scotland Yard was baffled; the FBI was baffled. They sent for me and the case was solved immediately: I confessed.

Faustino the Great How long you study music?

Mr. Lyons Fifteen years.

Faustino the Great Fifteen. You know, two more years you could've been a plumber?

Detective Sam Grunion Here's another Broadway hopeful: Faustino the Great. For 20 years he was an organ grinder with a monkey. Then one day the monkey went on strike. He wanted shorter hours and longer bananas.

Mr. Lyons Are you a friend of Mr. Yorkman?

Faustino the Great Friend? Ha. Max and I are just-a like that - two heads on the same neck.

Faustino the Great Look-a, Mr. Lyons, I know you wanna make a good impression, but-a please - don't play better than me.

Detective Sam Grunion Ah, Madame Egelichi! Don't you remember me?

Madame Egelichi Yes,I do!

Detective Sam Grunion No, I mean BEFORE that!

Taglines New Musical Girlesque!!!

Madame Egelichi Alphonse! Hannibal! This creature won't talk!

Alphonse There are WAYS of making him talk!