A Relationship Worse Than Yours
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A movie about a relationship...that's worse than yours.
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A Bitter Perspective on Unrequited Love
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If you can't be with the one you love...make their life a living hell.
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Unconventional Perspectives on Love and Romance
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An "Un-romantic" romantic comedy.
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The Cost of Temporary Pleasure
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Sometimes the best sex in the world...just isn't worth it.
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Unpleasant Dinner Leads to Awkward Moment
Chelsea: [sleeping in bed with Seth, he farts and the pets disperse]
Ugh, you are such a pig!
Seth: [farts loudly]
Oh... man, I am so sorry! You know I had beans and broccoli for dinner and I washed them down with some crab cakes... OH!...
Chelsea: [simultaneously]
EWWW! Ew! Ew!
Seth: [farts]
Goodness! I am so sorry. Would you like to spoon me? Because, I feel like I'm past the worst of it, and I need some cuddle-time - Oh, wait, no, I was wrong. Incoming! OH!...
Chelsea: [simultaneously]
Ugh, you're sick! Ew!
Seth: [farts rapidly, four times; farts loudly]
My goodness! Keeping the neighbors up, huh? Feet are on fire. Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Oh, man! I've got skills! I've got game! Ah... mmmm - oh! Ole!
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Three B's as an Apology Strategy
Chelsea:
Can I make it up to you?
Seth:
What did you have in mind?
Chelsea:
Back rub, blow-job, breakfast in bed.
Seth:
The three B's! It has a chance at working.
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Stress and Hair Loss Concerns
Seth: [in the shower]
Oh my God! My hair is falling out!
Chelsea:
You know stress will do that to ya!
Seth:
Holy shit! It's really falling out!
Chelsea:
That's so weird!
Seth: [steps out of shower and looks into mirror]
Oh my God! Oh, Jesus! Oh my God! Oh, jeez! AHHHHHHHHHHH! What did you do to me?
Chelsea:
I didn't do anything! You must have used my hair remover instead of your conditioner.
Seth:
Noo! YOU PUT SOME IN THERE TO FUCK WITH ME!
Chelsea:
I didn't do it! I swear!
Seth:
Ooooohhhhh man, you are the fuckin devil! THE DEVIL!
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Questioning Intentions in Communication
Seth:
If you have a message for me, leave it after the beep and if you have a message for Chelsea then you REALLY HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF WHY.
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Agreement Complicated by Mixed Emotions
Seth:
But we agreed to $100,000. We shook on it. We had sex on it.
Chelsea:
Hate sex.
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Confrontation with a demon in Hell
Seth:
Back to Hell, demon. Back to hell.
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Legal Threats Over Personal Injury
Seth:
I'll sure your ass for damages for damaging my ass.
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Confrontation Over Personal Boundaries
Seth:
Drop the probe and step away from my ass.
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Failed Date Night Commentary
Seth:
Nice job, you fucked up date night.
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Marriage Strategy Discussion Between Friends
Holly:
We're going to go over strategy. Now, remember, Chelsea, it took me three breakups, seven ultimatums, and God knows how many not-so-thinly veiled threats before Larry coughed up this ring.
Chelsea:
Oooh. Okay, whatever it takes, I'm gonna marry that man.
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Uncertainty in Romantic Feelings
Chelsea:
I really like this guy. I think that Seth could be the one.
Holly:
Are you serious? Does he feel the same way?
Chelsea:
Please, he's a man. He has no idea how he's feeling.
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A Shift in Sexual Orientation
Seth:
You've put me off women. I'm gay now. And not just a little gay-full on, Liberace gay.
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Misunderstandings in Friendships and Relationships
Larry Garnett:
It's like a hooker taking a trick to court to get him to pay.
Holly:
Don't call my best friend a hooker.
Larry Garnett:
That's right, a hooker tells you the price up front.
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Love and Conflict in Relationships
Chelsea:
All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit.
Seth:
If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?
Chelsea:
I am NOT in denial.
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