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MacGruber Quotes

"He's the ultimate tool."

R 2010 · 1h 30m
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12 quotes
MacGruber
Confronting an Adversary with Determination
MacGruber Pound some Cunth.
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MacGruber's Reaction to Insanity
MacGruber * Subtited: You're crazy, man!
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A crude expression of frustration and humor
MacGruber I bet you wish your nose was a dick so you could fuck butts!
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The Ultimate Tool for Every Situation
Tagline The Ultimate Tool
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Underestimating This Man Is a Mistake
Tagline Do Not Underestimate This Man
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Unexpected Enthusiasm for a Moment
MacGruber That was fuckin tits
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Acknowledge the Madness
MacGruber You're loco, man!
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Desperation for Clarity in Communication
MacGruber Just tell me what you want me to fuck!
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Desperate Measures in Extreme Circumstances
MacGruber If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go— I'll rip as many throats as I have to!
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Embracing Chaos with MacGruber's Humor
MacGruber Classic Macgruber
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The Importance of Persistence in Life
MacGruber Never ever say never ever'.
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Defiance in the Face of Adversity
MacGruber I got a better idea, no fucking way!
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